Once more I have to go on about the Flap as she just will not shut her damn trap. But thankfully she isn't around much anymore. I guess that is why old Flappy has to make up for it with more yapping at Pat's work shore.
"You're still here! That guy said you quit a month a go."
Hmm so I guess the cleaner decided to get meaner and said Pat quit. Maybe he was trying to save him from a Flappy fit.
"I can't believe he said that. I knew I saw you less than a month ago. I can't believe he said that."
That went on for a while. She does have the brains of a dung pile. So I am willing to bet she heard him wrong but she kept on singing the same old song.
"Why would he say that? Who was he? That guy, why would he say that?"
Not that Pat really cared one bit. Anyone would be glad to get rid of that nitwit. Sadly it just back fired though and she went on and on at his work show.
"Girls that is what he said? He said that right. He said he was gone, right?"
They all nodded like they wanted her to shut up too. I think for her own safety they should lock her in a zoo. She could be like those monkeys that make noises and throw their own crap. Except she'd flap and spit on some poor chap.
"See they agree with me. He said that. I can't believe he said that. Why do you think he said that?"
First guess would be to shut you up. Or he too has the brains of the pup. But the former is what I am leaning toward. He just wanted to get rid of you and your makeup drenched horde.
"You say he's the cleaner? Why would he say that? Why did the cleaner say that. It makes no sense, why did he say that?"
If I have to type why once more I would be even more tempted to stab her in the eye at Pat's work shore. Of course being a cat it wouldn't be hard to do that. Just jump and poke her in the eye. My claw would surely make her cry and end the why on the first try.
"Are you going to tell anyone he said that? I think you should tell he said that. Maybe I will just have to tell he said that. Why would he say that?"
Stupid cleaner had to go and stir her up at Pat's work show. All he wanted her to do was fly the hell out of there but she kept going on and on at Pat's work lair. What did he care what the cleaner thought. But she just droned on like a damn robot.
"Why...."
Pat cut her off once more. I think she is started to get offended at his work shore. Which works for him and me. For maybe old Flappy will take the hint and flee. Just said who gives a damn. He's here and not gone. So go suck a ham. Okay, not really the last line but I am a rhyming feline.
She still droned on some more. But I'm tired of typing why at my shore. We would be here all damn day if I typed out the actual amount of times she said it at his work bay. So the why of Flappy will come to pass and she's not even good enough to kiss my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
sounds tedious! Although living in the zoo might not be a bad thing - all the comfort you can wish for!
ReplyDeletehaha and all the noise
DeleteWhich do not bring joys
I hate people who go on and on and it sounds to me that Flappy needs not a kiss but a kick on her non rhyming ass! Great rhymes Pat.
ReplyDeleteYeah a whack to the head
DeleteBut then she'd prob yap more and cause me dread
Sometimes one of my sisters goes on and and too!
ReplyDeleteMeowing I can handle though
DeleteAt least it is a fun flow
haha she is like a parrot, repeating like a record player after you bump it, ear plugs, invest in ear plugs, then you can just shrug and smile, might help you last the extra mile...
ReplyDeleteYeah that sounds like a good plan
DeleteOne which I am a fan
Maybe santa will bring me a pair
Then I can ignore her blare
I hate people like this at my work
ReplyDeletethey cause a many irk.
Yeah many many I say
DeleteWish they would just go away
It seems she has the gift of gab
ReplyDeletewhich some might think was just fab
why not just call her a cab
but put it on HER tab!
The cab prob would kick her out
DeleteFor a repeated shout
And then she'd be back
On the flap attack
Flapper mouth definitely sounds like a zoo creature that should be locked away!
ReplyDeleteYeah I agree
DeleteLock her up and throw away the key
Did you ever try saying the exact same response back to her? That really seems to tick those people off because you are no longer engaging them.
ReplyDeleteHmm maybe I wil give that a try
DeleteBe an interesting post at least under my sky
Just don't wish her to my zoo.
ReplyDeleteThat would be so rude of you! hahaha.
You don't see her around so much
because she visited my Sams Club for lunch.
Asking about bread and buns.
Oh, it was such fun.
But I sent her back
to do her makeup yack.
Such fun for you,
and the cleaner guy, too!
The cleaner guy had no clue
DeleteSuch a flap would come due
Poor guy looked confused
And surely felt rather abused
Pfft to her
Ruffles my fur
Take her back
To your shack
I won't take her in my shack
DeleteI won't take her dressed in black
I won't take her in a pack
I won't take her and that is that.
ha.
hahaha but it may be the other way around
DeleteJust like that green eggs and ham sound
Didn't like it at the start
But in the end you could take her to heart
She sounds like such a bore, I'd never invite her to my shore unless you took out her tongue first, but then, maybe I should just pass...don't know which would be worse, her flappy tongue or what comes out of your little rhyming ass. :)
ReplyDeletehaha her flappy tingue is waaaay worse
DeleteEven if the stuff that comes out my little rhyming ass is rather perverse haha
maybe...
ReplyDeleteLet her journaling for while
or
maybe...
the lead
in TV show "Why?"
Just redirect her
in such funny manner,
and you will be, sure,
the greatest time gainer!
Will try that to
DeleteAnd see how it comes due
At least pass the time
Maybe I'll even rhyme
Empty
ReplyDeleteit be
on the
blogger sea.
Could shout
for a while
be heard
for a mile
with none
to hear
or see.
'Tis the dead zone 'round here Cat. People must be shopping today. Thought I'd pop in and give you a shout when no one is about. I do think Flappy wants Pat's bod though. You said it yourself Cat, she's got the brains of a pile of dung. Yep, that would explain her desire for your odious human.
Happy Black Friday Cat!
LMAO hmph to you
DeleteFlappy has no clue
I think she swings the other way
I'll send her along to your bay to play haha
Yeah it does seem rather dead
I guess people are slapping each other in the head
To try and get that deal
That is oh so unreal
Pffft right
All nuts as they fight
So Flappy wears sensible shoes huh? A bit on the butch side and not a lipstick lez I'm guessing.
DeleteThey're rioting over smartphones in Georgia right now. As I wrote that sentence I had to laugh at the ridiculousness of it hahahaha.
hahaha that is so sad
DeleteA phone can make idiot humans mad
She's a bitch butchy drenched in make up by the ton
So scary to anyone
Hi there Pat, how are you and the cat? You sure sound unhappy with old ms flappy! Love yesterday's post with all the cats - I wouldn't expect any less from my friend Pat Hatt :)
ReplyDeleteWe're getting by
DeleteAnd glad the cats caught your eye
Pfft to Flappy I say
Each and every day
Flappy is terrible Pat; and she never change and never stop Omy!
ReplyDeleteNope never does she stop
DeleteHer tongue just has to flap and flop
Methinks Flappy wants to take over your blog! :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
Flappy can try
DeleteBut she'll recieve a brown eye haha
What an irritating drone she is Pat ~
ReplyDeleteI hope you got a breather from her ~
I went out and bought an Itouch - the deal from Apple today was irresistible ~ Happy Friday ~
haha glad you got a deal
DeleteI was tempted to give a few a feel
But broke enough
No need for stuff haha
And yeah screw her
Only once more will I suffer her brain blur
One who goes on and on
ReplyDeleteFor which they are fond
We just keep a deaf ear
Let them go on forever
Hank
Yeah the ear plugs sound like a plan
DeleteI'll be deaf and let her think I'm a fan
Then she can't yap away
And leave me alone at my work bay
She sounds like someone hard to deal with. People who natter on about the same thing for ages are always annoying.
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteNear and far
We know Humans we would like to call Flappy
ReplyDeleteBut instead I'll just go take my little nappy.
Hope you had a wonderful Turkey Day!
Taking a little nappy
DeleteWould sure make me happy
:) Sounds like a pain in rear for sure! Perhaps slipping some liquor in her coffee will be the cure! :)
ReplyDeletehaha then she'd pass out
DeleteAnd no longer shout
then you could draw a 'stash under her nose. Would she be more humble after her doze?
Deletehaha not at all
DeleteProb talk to the wall
And yeah a stash would be grand
As all laugh at her across the land