Leave With A Smirk But Is It A Perk?

So all look for a way out as some days we all just want to shout. Out of the rat race that is. So the cat, who gets to lounge around all day, thought he would go back to the ABC's of Rhyme Time biz. No dirty mind is needed like the last time, so there will be no need to decipher this chime. Now with a smirk what you can do if you quit work.

A is for acting but don't kid yourself.
You'd be quite distracting dressed as a pink elf.
B brings the bounce you will display,
When they announce it is coupon day.

C is for check, not your bread and butter.
It means that wreck could be you in the gutter.
D is the drinking that you'll want to come due.
All of that winking might get you a disease or two.

E is for that event you'll have to throw.
Now don't get bent you'll clean dishes like a pro.
F is for fuck which you will spout.
Sadly without a buck there will be no twist and shout.

G is for Google which is your friend.
As you oogle the latest Olsen twin trend.
H is the hay that will get rather itchy.
Considering such a bouquet will make your voice pitchy.

I is for instant which you will see.
When all are distant because of the bum you will be.
J is for job which you threw away.
Now dear old Bob has it with a raise in pay.

K is for kite and it is not endearing.
Day or night go fly it is what you'll be hearing.
L is for linger which you will do.
Jerry Springer won't even hire you.

M is for moo, the noise you will make.
No milk will come due for you'll be discovered a fake.
N makes you nimble, lively and quick.
Yeah, you'll be a symbol, your flashing is sick.

O is for outer, as in space.
Leeching off another's router will send you there with a punch to the face.
P is for party, those that you crash.
Don't take the kid's smarty. Have fun with the trash.

Q is for quit, that which you claimed.
Not such a hit to the poor rat you just maimed.
R is for rat which came from above.
Find them nice and fat, showing your tummy some love.

S is for shit. No, not from you.
For bit by bit piles of it you'll have to wade through.
T is for tin and that fine sign.
Go for the win and say the world is ending and you are divine.

U is for under on those cold nights.
Because of your blunder you get to take in the city lights.
V is for vice that of your thrill.
As you try to sell mice, those that you kill.

W is for work, who needs such a thing.
Being out is a perk, drop coins while I sing.
X is for Xena your long lost heart throb.
Trot out dressed as her in an arena and impress poor desperate Bob.

Y is for yadda yadda of Seinfeld fame.
Those pics make Nevada look rather tame.
Z is for your zone and old work task.
Thanks to Bob's moan and your great Xena mask.

Now you know what will happen at your show, should you just go all willy nilly and walk off all silly. You'll go from gutter to hay enjoying your day. You'll eat some great rat, which I'm sure Brian will say tastes like chicken in the comments below at my mat. Then you'll have to dress up as Xena trot out in some kind of arena and get down and dirty with Bob to afford corn on the cob. Doesn't that sound like something you want to come to pass? Sadly, all can't have the life of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.