So the cat was trying to clear with his little rhyming rear, a bit more room to run and have some fun. I thought it would be a perk and so I waited for Pat to go to work. He won't miss a 1000 DVDs or so that no longer decided to show. Right? As long as I keep it dark and not light. I will just rid him of some crap which is unknown to me why it is kept by the chap.
These things could bring Doom.
Abandon the smiles and bring gloom.
Capote will make you cry.
Add For Queen and Country and you'll want to die.
Freedomland is where you'll hike.
To put the Ghosts of Mars head on a pike.
Game 6 will make you wish,
Grease 2 had a singing fish.
Levity is about zero.
Man of the Year is no hero.
Ocean's Thirteen,
With Queens Logic will make you go obscene.
Brain dead after Robocop 3.
As if Robocop 2 didn't already do that to thee.
Saw anything should die.
Secret Window should remain a secret, no lie.
Might go Stark Raving Mad.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is just that bad.
The Clearing is your mind's fate.
Should The Fog ever pass its gate.
Unstoppable and Unstoppable are quite the par.
Yep, both same title and both suck with flare.
Unthinkable, Unfaithful, Untraceable make a big "un" run.
Along with Wild Hogs your mind will be done.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno of what?
A big flabby Zig Zag butt.
The Ghost Writer should remain a ghost.
The Detonator makes for such a bad host.
Tenbenny needs a new gig.
With a Swing Vote you'll flip your wig.
I'm not surprised you don't want to Stay.
Silent Hill will scare anyone away.
It and Nirvana couldn't pass any test.
Or even top Red Rock West.
Mutant Chronicles were a scribble.
Meantime will make your eyes dribble.
Miami Vice will also leave you so bored.
The New World should never ever ever be adored.
Love Don't Cost a Thing,
Except like Lyme Life wasted at your wing.
Legion has no followers around.
In the Valley of Elah should never be found.
Same with Howard the Duck.
That and Hero will make you go what the truck.
Harvard Man will make your eyes strain.
First Born will cause brain pain.
Edge of Darkness as where you'll lie.
Should you watch any of the above or I Spy.
See so why keep such trash out? Pat surely won't shout. I'll just kick them into a box and hide them under his socks. Then no one will know that they even show. He'll thank me and give no sass. I am such a smart little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Damn you Hank, you're number one at Pat's rank.
DeleteAlmost there
DeleteOnly off my 6 minutes at my lair
Hank lurked better today
To get number one on display
It's purely all by accident
DeleteThat I secured #1 position
Pat writes almost every day
Chances are you'll get your way
another day
Hank
Yeah at some other point
DeleteHis nose won't be out of joint
I love it all really, it's an interesting fight we have daily haha :P
DeleteYeah that it is
DeleteThe first spot biz
I love it when you talk about television and movies so this was great Pat. I never made it past the original Robocop so have no idea how three was although it does sound like a flop. Great rhymes though man, love this post buddy and love all the movie and television references haha.
ReplyDeleteYeah these ones come out with ease
DeleteThey are a breeze
As the knowledge of the movie and TV
Is stuck forever in the head of me
ugh the miami vice remake, why do they muck with stuff i loved as a kid, makes me want to flip my lid, like land of lost, which had to cost likea ten spot to make, yeah great work hollywood, and i wish you wouldn't...way to rock the joint on the movies cat, of course rocking a joints a little easier if you live in colorado or washington, instead i just come to your show.
ReplyDeleteYeah that was complete crap
DeleteAnything with Farrell can take a dirt nap
Not near any of those places at all
So will have to rock it out at my hall
so many things i haven't seen yet!! sure throw em out they will just gather dust!
ReplyDeleteThe dust is gathering indeed
DeleteThey will go in a box at my feed
What a helpful cat
ReplyDeletecleaning up at your mat
all the bad movies..why keep?
if you really think they're a heap
of stuff you fill your Pringle's cans
just keep the favorites at your land.
They won't fit in the pringle cans
DeleteI'll just bury them in litter pans
Or on second thought
Could sell a lot
And pay off Cassie's huge bill
That would be a thrill haha
Yep...that's an idea for sure
Deleteas Cassie's bill you have to endure!
Speaking of cats and all,
Jack gets snip-snipped tomorrow at our hall!
First have to find the right sucker errr umm buyer
DeleteThen maybe the bill won't be so dire haha
Ewww the cat still has nightmares about that
Poor Jack won't be able to add any more kitties to your mat haha
yes, that would be the point!
Deleteno more kitties at my joint!
hahaha
I already own the crown
Deleteso why have any more around? :)
haha that is true
DeleteBut what if I find one that beats you?
I have to admit, when I saw 'Howard the Duck' I gasped, and thought...'I wonder what he'll rhyme with duck....'...pheeeeew!
ReplyDeleteLOL
A few good movies their among that cat's tail flair ;)
A few may be okay
DeleteBut most deserve to drown in the bay
And haha were you expecting Chuck?
Or maybe something to do with suck?
I think Howard the Duck should spend the winter in Miami!
ReplyDeleteThat would be the place to go
DeleteTo roast off those tail feathers that show
I think ID software brought Doom
ReplyDeleteOne, two, three, and spinoffs from the software womb.
Yeah that is all there is
DeleteWith such a money grubbing biz
GAWD, I hate to admit I actually paid to see Robocop. But, I could watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory every single day and never get bored.
ReplyDeleteLOL my you are old
DeletePaying to see that one should scold
Pfft to that wonka remake
Drown that in a lake
I have seen too many of these, sad to say. My husband is to blame.
ReplyDeletehaha sure blame him
DeleteFor watching stuff that is so grim
I guess that
ReplyDeletePat he
is a pack
rat.
He likes
to hoard
crap there
at his mat.
Now Orlin
the King
can help him
clean and
get a new
act for
that's a fact.
Hey Cat, it's sunny and in the 60's here today so I'm blowin' this pop stand for the day!
Yeah horde away
DeleteEven the crap on display
But to the wayside they will go
Maybe start a Blu-ray show
Hmph to that
Crappy rain here at our mat
grate job orlin N cassie on gettin rid oh 81 bazillion mewvies yur dad owns coz now ya got room in de mewvie spot for sum grate titles like cat in de hat, garfield, pink panther....
ReplyDeletehay, hope everee one haza grate week oh end !
haha that is true
DeleteBetter ones can due
For me to view
Giving Pat a big screw you
Nice to see cat making himself useful! Now your pad will be a few hundred pounds lighter!
ReplyDeleteThat it will
DeleteWith the ones gone that will make one ill
Normally I see the movies only one time but others love to see again anyway I dont have movies saved ha!
ReplyDeleteYou have a lot of movies!!
Yeah a ton at my sea
DeleteThat is a certainty
And you don't save?
Download them illegally at your cave? hahaha
Unfortunately I paid money to see some of those movies. Secret Window was awful, but I have a strange inspiration to watch it again to see if it was really that bad.
ReplyDeleteOhhhh that was a HUGE load of crap
DeleteDon't bother giving it a second lap
Unless you need a nap
Then it will fill the gap
What? No Dora The Explorer? I'm disappointed. Or did the cat decide to keep at his favorite episodes. :D
ReplyDeletePfft I'd pitch that into the sea
DeleteI hate her and hope she falls from a high tree
Don't you dare get rid of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, you wretched cat!! It's a classic!!
ReplyDeleteWilly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is the classic one
DeleteThat remake huge pile of shit isn't even worth a pringle can under my sun
Charlie and the Chocolate factory was a horrid monstrosity. I don't care if it's a classic, it's still bad.
ReplyDeleteGood riddance.
Yeah that needs to die a horrible death
DeleteAnd run out of breath
Sounds like you're busy clearing stuff out!
ReplyDeleteSure was at busy
DeleteGot a little dizzy
I had a grand day outside in the sun Cat. Can't be many more of those left. If you don't see me tomorrow, it means the sun is shining again and I'm out in the yard.
ReplyDeleteNitey Nite Cat.
Sun is shining away
DeleteA little here today
Stil crappy out though
Lucky at your show
My DVDs
ReplyDeleteare precious to me.
They entertain and inform.
But the best ones of all
are the ones on first call.
Yes. My cartoons and porn.
haha cartoons and porn
DeleteFun is born
Can use the animated paper
To cover up your umm caper
I haven't even seen half of these Pat ~ I know you are a movie and film buff and it shows ~ But we did watched skyfall and enjoyed it ~ Yes, I am a James Bond fan ~
ReplyDeleteHaven't watched that one yet
DeleteBut will one day you can bet
Same as Grace, a lot of these movies I didn't grace
ReplyDeletebut I recommend Argo and give it an ACE
and Perks of Being a Wallflower gets to first base
Today it will be Skyfall for some fast pace and chase.
Those ones I haven't scene yet
DeleteBut I will so don't fret
Although who knows
If they will make the cat stick up his nose