He went and told the cat,
He would make me wear a windmill hat.
That was the last straw.
I popped out my claw.
Brian ran to this little place.
I guess he wanted to see his face.
But I tracked him down,
He was not going to lose me in rainbow town.
He tried to hide in the Bates motel.
Pfft I was no going into that hell.
I guess the guys mommy complex was too much.
Brian ran away when he tried to touch.
He thought this big buildings would hide him.
But I was going to make things turn grim.
Look closely and you can see,
Brian couldn't help but gawk out and once more he had to flee.
But he stuck around a little longer.
I guess his gawk grew stronger.
His ailment really screwed him up.
But he finally darted off fast like a pup.
This hiding spot didn't last long.
I caught up and came on strong.
I set the thing on fire.
He got out before things got dire.
He promised me a white picket fence.
He even offered me 58 cents.
Where he got that number from I don't know.
But I was not going to be bought off at my show.
He even tried to give me a new bush.
This one doesn't even have a tush.
But he did get a thorn when he was showing it to me.
That caused me a bit of glee.
But it was not enough.
I promised to get rough.
Brian threatened to tell me where to go.
So I had to let loose my flow.
A pringle can was too low.
I needed something else to show.
My vengeance continued to grow,
And I took one word to heart, flow.
If a picture says a 1000 words.
This one is being tweeted about by many birds.
I put him up shit creek and he fell in.
I guess he also offended a critter and God thought that was a sin.
So never mess with a cat.
I like praise at my mat.
My ego must rise.
That is just a word to the wise.
I'll do more than pop your tire,
Things will get dire.
Ouch that has to hurt a ton.
Even being snip snip I wouldn't want to give that a run.
Of course we're even now.
So no one has to have a cow.
Thanks for the exercise to decrease my mass.
Now I can even more easily show off my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.