Stuff It Already Is What I Say Steady!

Actually the cat says worse than that. But such a title might offend at my mat. Then again I suppose not. Either way their crap can rot. The cat was going to ignore it this year. But all around people are giving it a cheer. They are doing it far and near and want Pat and everyone else to shove it in their rear. Or where ever they put it I suppose. Either way it causes woes.

Are you getting it?
You really really should.

No, you are a twit.

I'd rather clock you with a piece of wood.

It will keep you safe.
You should really get it done.

I hope certain parts chafe,

And it hurts you to run.

It works for a fact.
So says people in the know.

You are the leader of a nimrod act,

For even believing so.

It will be worse,
Should you forgo.

You aren't afraid of my curse,

How about if I jump on your toe?

I got it last year,
It is quite the hit.

Fell for it out of fear,

You really are a nitwit.

Come on, I know you should.
It would make me feel better too.

I'll suffocate you with your hood,

And who gives a damn about you?

Could get the whole office done,
Making all better off.

You are as much of a nitwit as everyone,

Avoid people who cough.

Get the flu shot,
Get the flut shot.

Go rot,

Go rot.

Get the flu shot,
Get the flu shot.

Shut up, you damn robot.

All flu shot hot to trot.

I know it helps a ton,
You should get it soon.

I'd rather just for fun,

Let you get pelleted by a baboon.

And so the cat has told any to shove it up their rear. I was far more crass I fear. Believing in that junk because of some greed ridden punk. Oh it would be worse if I had not had the shot. Pffft you are just blind by a whole friggin lot. One big placebo money grab. I bet some nitwits around here would believe it if they were told it got rid of flab. So ends my flu shot sass and that is something you will never get near my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.