Monday, November 5, 2012

Stuff It Already Is What I Say Steady!

Actually the cat says worse than that. But such a title might offend at my mat. Then again I suppose not. Either way their crap can rot. The cat was going to ignore it this year. But all around people are giving it a cheer. They are doing it far and near and want Pat and everyone else to shove it in their rear. Or where ever they put it I suppose. Either way it causes woes.

Are you getting it?
You really really should.

No, you are a twit.
I'd rather clock you with a piece of wood.

It will keep you safe.
You should really get it done.

I hope certain parts chafe,
And it hurts you to run.

It works for a fact.
So says people in the know.

You are the leader of a nimrod act,
For even believing so.

It will be worse,
Should you forgo.

You aren't afraid of my curse,
How about if I jump on your toe?

I got it last year,
It is quite the hit.

Fell for it out of fear,
You really are a nitwit.

Come on, I know you should.
It would make me feel better too.

I'll suffocate you with your hood,
And who gives a damn about you?

Could get the whole office done,
Making all better off.

You are as much of a nitwit as everyone,
Avoid people who cough.

Get the flu shot,
Get the flut shot.

Go rot,
Go rot.

Get the flu shot,
Get the flu shot.

Shut up, you damn robot.
All flu shot hot to trot.

I know it helps a ton,
You should get it soon.

I'd rather just for fun,
Let you get pelleted by a baboon.

And so the cat has told any to shove it up their rear. I was far more crass I fear. Believing in that junk because of some greed ridden punk. Oh it would be worse if I had not had the shot. Pffft you are just blind by a whole friggin lot. One big placebo money grab. I bet some nitwits around here would believe it if they were told it got rid of flab. So ends my flu shot sass and that is something you will never get near my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

62 comments:

  1. I knew the minute I started reading that you were referring to flu shots because I feel the same way Pat. I'm not really as much of a conspiracy theorist as you are but I agree wholeheartedly that these shots aren't necessary and may be dodgy so the constant televised campaigns trying to show us otherwise really annoy me. Great post Cat, I'm glad to see you expose these people like that.

    The voice bigging up the flu shot is doing exactly what the government does so your witty responses give me quite the buzz. I wish I could show this post to everybody who tries to endorse these bloody shots.

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    1. Yeah one big money grab is all it is
      This friggin flu shot biz
      Needs to take a big hike
      But then some like
      And to each their own
      If their too lazy to wash their hands after touching a germy phone haha

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    1. Number two you mean Hank, for I have obstructed you at Pat's bank!

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    2. You did well Yeamie, congrats!

      Hank

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    3. hahaha just out of reach
      Here at my beach

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  3. Both timed at 7.05am a deadheat
    Missed No.#1 by a whisker
    Well, just a wee bit
    Bodes well for the next offer

    Hank

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    1. Yeah oh so close
      Here at my house
      Seconds at play
      For each comment display

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    2. I reckon I beat you literally by seconds. For when I posted my comment yours was there already Hank. I'm sorry I blocked you from your win, it shows when we compete that time is not thin.

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    3. Nope just a bit off
      To make him scoff

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  4. We need to toughen up and not take a shot or pill,
    every time we feel a little ill!

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    1. Would make the immune system better too
      But oh no people believe all is true

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  5. A common cold
    One that holds
    Attempt to hoodwink
    That's the thinking
    They easily triumphed
    As a common cold is common

    Hank

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    1. Yeah oh so common all around
      No real stoppage can be found
      Get it you will
      Sooner or later whether shot or pill

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  6. hopefully the flu shots not up your ass exactly, once got one outside in the middle of winter, dont recommend that one either....its cold...

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    1. Well that would not do
      I'd mule kick them in their gazoo
      Blah to that
      Freeze things off if it's cold at your mat haha

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  7. Thanks for the flu shot reminder!
    I always seem to wait until flu season is really underway
    and it's almost too late.

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    1. Good luck with that
      Placebo away at your mat haha

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    2. I don't think Mary really read this.
      She pulled a Brian in the comment list.
      hahahaha.

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    3. Yeah I got that feeling too
      Or she really believes it should come due

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  8. Lol, I'm with you. No flu shot. But the cat really should get a distemper shot! ;-)

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    1. haha maybe he should
      But then he'd be to mellow in his hood

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  9. After reading and getting distracted by the other comments, I have forgotten what I wanted to write (lol).

    No flu shot for me, though.

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    1. haha forgotten by me and all below
      Damn we are good at my show haha

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  10. Oh My, I get a flu shot every year since the one time the flu actually put me and my kids in bed for a whole week. Never had a problem since.

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    1. Yeah but it is also postive thinking and such
      Don't think the shot helps much

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  11. Hear hear! I'm with you on this. I have no desire to inject myself with the flu strain that they 'guess' will be popular this year. Meanwhile, I haven't had the flu since I was 8 years old, so suck it flu shot!

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    1. Yep that is very true
      Rather go sniff glue
      Then inject myself with such crap
      I also, knock on wood, for a long time have not had no flu take a lap

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  12. My Dad got his shot, but I flu the coop!

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    1. haha that sounds good
      Flu away you should

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  13. Flu shots are over-rated. Whose to say it won't prevent you from getting the flu?

    What's worse is that when your work gives out flu shots and then doesn't excuse your absence when you get sick from it!

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    1. Yeah a bunch of crap
      Invented by some greedy sap
      That is pretty bad indeed
      They must be quite the slave drivers at your feed

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  14. You already know how I feel about this!
    None for us and we are all bliss.
    But The Mister has a new job this year
    at a hospital where flu is all the fear.
    And he is required to get one
    so he already got it done.
    Fortunately it didn't make him sick.
    Would be funny if he still got the flu bit.

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    1. Making him get the thing?
      Pfft to that at your wing
      But I guess have to keep them pleased
      So they will remian appeased
      Still you be kind of funny if he got it a bit
      Although then he'd spread it around your pit haha

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    2. yeah, I guess they consider hospitals a place of germs
      so they all have to get one to prevent any flu alerms.

      Yes, I said alerms....to rhyme with germs.
      so, sue me.
      lol.....

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    3. LOL such a cheat
      But yeah those germs aren't a treat

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  15. A shot in
    the arm
    a shot in
    the rump
    makes Anne
    want to
    turn and jump.

    Away I'll
    flee from
    corporate greed
    and well
    I'll stay
    there at
    my bay.

    They've geared up for it here too Cat. I'm with you, they can stuff it.

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    1. Agreeing with me too
      Geez lately you are so nice at my zoo haha
      But yeah those of corporate greed
      Are far worse and a good roasting they surely need

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    2. Here's another compliment. I like the way you offset the verse on the left and how it reads telling people to get the shot. And the verses in the middle then mock the shot. Nicely done Cat.

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    3. Geez on a roll today
      Complimenting me twice at my bay
      Yeah it was fun to do
      Makes it more argumentative to view

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  16. What a rant over a little bitty flu shot! LOL! My daughter would appreciate this. I made her get one the other day, and she hated me for it!

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    1. LOL I can rant away
      And will never get one at my bay

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  17. A new look to your background and to your formatting. Nice! Much easier to read. Change is good! Like you knew it should.

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    1. Yeah new look to my zoo
      Have to change it up a time or two
      Will do it once more
      I am sure at my shore

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  18. my little ladies got the flu *mist* this year. Pediatrician won "doctor of the year" award in their little books... LOL! :D

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    1. LOL well I suppose that works
      As long as they left with smirks

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  19. Get the flu shot! You will regret it if you don't!

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    1. Pfft one of those
      Right, I say as I curl my toes

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  20. I'm not getting one this year

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  21. I used to get, and believed in, it. That was when it was free. Now it's $30. I've saved money, and haven't gotten the flu.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha see all placebo it is
      Them and their greedy biz

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  22. My husband drags us out every year to get the flu shot. This is because one Christmas he was hit up with the flu. At least we got a new couch out of it. The other one was VERY uncomfortable. :D

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    1. haha at least that was a good change
      I guess the flu can be sorta beneficial sometimes to ones range

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  23. Well, sometimes the Human gets a shot and sometimes she doesn't but I better not catch her trying to get ME a flu shot!!!

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    1. haha I totally agree
      As you know where they would prob stick it in thee haha

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  24. Hahaha, I thought the flu shot shut down your comments for a second or so, as the comment box didn't show for a good 30 seconds. I learned my lesson last year, if you remember I was flu'd up for weeks after getting that shot. Nope, not happening this year, might get it still, but not from letting them put it in me voluntarily. But yeah, no matter the store, it seems, they are promoting this flu shot galore. Perhaps sales are down, I don't know, but I never recall seeing this much advertising for it before.

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    1. Yeah they are putting it out there like crazy
      They sure aren't lazy
      When it comes to advertising the crap
      Not sticking it in this chap haha

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  25. hahah okay I was hoping that I was right in guessing you were talking about the flu shot! I was, I was! So excited right now. Clever way to put it.

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    1. Great guess
      I will confess
      As you caught on
      To may agrument at my lawn

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  26. I have to get the flu shot because of my compromised immune system, but someone said you would need to get the flu shot every year once you have started...stay away!!!

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    1. haha so they say
      Still think it is crap at my bay

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