Such A Human Plight But A Furry Sight!

So thanks to DWei the cat has caught on to something he never knew. This just makes you humans seem so much more weird between me and you. But I will join in the rage and create a new fashion statement on my page.

See how impressed I look,

With the new rage at my nook?

I bet you all want to be a baggy now,

Thanks to my little meow.

Or grab a pass.

Look quite crass.

Stand in a line.

Pretending to be, I think, a feline.

Hailing a taxi must be rough.

He doesn't seem to have the right stuff.

Backwards and turned around.

I guess the fox lost to the hound.

Tye dye and furry.

Even if your eyes are blurry,

You won't miss these ones.

The one on the left looks like it has a bad case of the runs.

Or really has to pee,

Either way it looks shifty.

Grab this bull by the horns,

You might get some thorns.

Or just hear something crass,

From a human lad or lass.

Look at that hairdo?

It is just so blue.

I think it is really taking the animal act to heart.

Or it could be trying to squeeze out a fart.

I big pink bunny.

Looking oh so sunny.

A childrens delight.

Unless the bunny and the horse go bump in the night.

That red guy is cool.

They sure think they rule.

Striking a pose,

My what big toes.

Going off to rabbit jail.

The look he sure did not fail.

Maybe he was too busy,

The other furries threw a tizzy.

See, I was right.

They had a rough night.

All in a bunch,

Doing the bunny hop from midnight to lunch.

Finally there is mixed race bonding.

Both sides seem to be responding.

The furries and the skins,

They almost look like twins.

So now you to know that furries reside at every show. My how you humans spend your days. I still think my baggies will be all the craze. But then who wouldn't want fur? I suppose you could fake purr. Just watch where you hawk up a hairball. They don't take too kindly to that at all. Did you know about the furry class? For better or worse, now you do because of my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.