The cat was subjected to watching that mutt over and over again a while back at our den. Not that there is anything wrong with once or twice but over and over again is too high of a price. Yet the bad guys are so well named in it. That the cat just has to try it for a bit.
The Miner Fortyniner,
Doesn't make me a whiner.
For at least it rhymed,
The Phantom though isn't so well timed.
Yet this is about me,
So away we go at my sea.
The Spiking Viking,
Is to my liking.
The Snoring Boring,
Hides in the flooring.
And he sure can snore,
But is such a bore.
The Lurker Worker,
Is quite the smirker.
With his little gleam,
He puts you in a dream.
The Dish Fish is a delight,
And such a fright.
He steals those Scooby Snacks.
That must give the mutt heart attacks.
The Banner Planner,
Is one big tanner.
If you touch him you'll fry,
That means you die.
The Meow Cow,
He is just wow.
Can meow and eat at the same time.
Too bad he can't rhyme.
The Grime Mime,
Is surely a crime.
Dirt and a glass house?
Someone needs to call Mighty Mouse.
The Wagon Dragon can roar,
But that wagon is such a chore.
Not to mention it's his rump,
No wonder he is such a grump.
The Blooming Doom Groom,
Will beat you with a broom.
He cackles like a witch.
I also hear he can make you itch.
Now don't these beat,
The Black Knight who suffered defeat?
The Ghost Witchdoctor as well,
I suppose he could be swell.
Charlie the Robot though?
I mean really? What a show.
Of course if the cat didn't like it some,
He would have ignored it with his little rhyming bum.
I bet you never thought this would come to pass? Scooby Doo on that cat's grass. I'll give you all a pringle can snack if having a mutt here caused you too much flack. Plus I had to give him some sass as those bad guys can't stand up to the ones made by my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
the grime mime, ha, bet that set off your OCD, all that dirt can get freaky....his bad guys had such interesting names, but each time those meddling kids put them to shame, watched quite a bit myself growing up, pretty popular pup
ReplyDeleteYeah that sure would
DeleteI'd chase him from my hood
Yep, the meddling kids and the mutt
Send them to the jailhouse hut
omg did i really
ReplyDeletebeat waffles and hank to your sea?
Yeah two days in a row
DeleteLook at you go
Such good memories of the stuff
ReplyDeletebut not the later fluff
scrappy doo my arse
an incredible farce!
haha yeah the longer it goes
DeleteThe more it causes woes
The Meow Cow is my choice
ReplyDeleteI bet it has a nice voice
cool it can meow and eat
what a truly marvelous feat!
Yeah that is true
DeleteCould do that on que
Not sure I would marvel at such a feat
But in it, the meow cow will never suffer defeat
I think I got tired of Scooby Doo because after you watch about 2 or 3 of them in a row they just all seem to blend together. They all jump in the mystery van, get stranded in a haunted house, and ghosts chase them around for 20 minutes. That's pretty much every episode they ever made.
ReplyDeleteYeah that is very very true
DeleteAfter an episode or two
Same old thing different day
Or episode on display
My Spencer loves Scooby Doo
ReplyDeleteand the theme song sticks in your head, too.
My favorite part are those big sandwiches they attack
I'm sure you'd love them, too, with a trout in the stack.
haha yeah the song can surely get stuck
DeleteWhether hearing it in the house or truck
The cat would take the fish
Be a tasty dish
Oh and fixed the delete and such now
Spent a few hours at it and I think I got all of the glitches out of my sea some how
Had to fiddle with it a bit
But at least now with a mistake you can delete and not say oh shit haha
WOW.... Scooby Doo over and over.
ReplyDeleteCould even prove a lot for Rover.
But that could be a big fat plum
Cause I'm just stuck with Scooby-Dum
Maybe give him some rum
DeleteMight not be so dumb
Or at least glum
Scrappy doo could be his chum
I was laughing at the Snoring Boring and Meow Cow ~
ReplyDeleteWishing you a Happy Monday pat ~
Glad I got a laugh from it
DeleteAlways fun to do at my pit
I love to watch Scooby Doo
ReplyDeleteAnd listen to ol' Shaggy too
I love him because he gives out a big bark
and doesn't meow and howl in the dark
He solves crimes with the greatest of ease
and he isn't infested with any fleas
Seems to me the cat has puppy love
And Scooby Doo fits him like a glove
Pfft I knew that would come from you
DeleteWith your dog loving one eyed view
But while he needs a snack
I can attack
And give him a can
Of which he won't be a fan
I think the Cat's more often than Scooby himself for the cat is cunning and full of stealth. I can understand your annoyance at having to watch the same show all weekend especially once you recognise the plot and get used to it. Cats are better than dogs though that may cause some smogs.
ReplyDeleteYeah Scooby has nothing on me
DeleteI will send him a killer flea
Then he will run
My work will be done
Not a fan
ReplyDeleteof Scooby I
am for falling
short of clever
or cute
it lies
like a pile
of poo
on the floor.
For me, this marked a real low in cartoons. The animation was crap, the voice acting was poor and it was just another attempt by Madison Avenue to market the youth culture to a mass audience. And the animators at Hanna Barberra were never as good as those at Warner Brothers. Looney Tunes had the master Chuck Jones in their stable and their stuff was originally made for theatre release. They maintained that quality on the small screen. The other low point came when those stinking Smurfs was bought by Hanna-Barberra. The Golden Age of cartoons was finally dead and buried in a stinky grave by then. Yeah, I'm a nerd and I'm serious about my toons.
My kitty Fang is sitting here nodding her head in agreement as she's a cat wise beyond her years.
Wow you take it seriously indeed
DeleteI had to watch it while visiting my cousin until my eyes were ready to bleed
Disney ones lik Gargoyles and then X-men TAS and such I always liked the best
Had more depth than many of the rest
I'm a real fan of the artwork and the style There's some stuff out today that match the best of the best. Like Invader Zim. Vasquez is a real talent. The Angry Beavers are in the tradition of Looney Tunes and Ren and Stimpy was done by a Canadian by the name of Kricfalusi and he was influenced by Clampitt from Warner Brothers. I love those toons, very old school animation.
DeleteYeah those are the ones that aren't lazy
DeleteOr have some crap animation that makes your eyes hazy
Like some mix and match crap
Of 3d and clay taking a lap
Plus the writing is good
Unlike ooooh so many who are as dull as wood
We still on for Thursday Cat? Unless things go tits up, I'll be in. I'll be giddy from pain meds and the fact that I don't have to put up with my MIL and her snarky family for Thanksgiving.
DeleteThe Spawn is dying her hair a vivid blue just to piss them off. The colour will wash out, but they won't know that!
haha the cat will be here all day
DeleteReady to go on about whatever at his bay
Or at least for 8 hours or so
For work will surely be oh so slow
LMAO sounds like you two enjoy ticking them off
The blue hair will make them scoff
scooby doo, they are pott heads! I don't think I knew the rest.
ReplyDeletehaha that they surely were
DeleteEven the one with fur
especially the one with fur, also always sitting in the van and munching on something? highly suspicious
Deletehaha scooby snacks were his vice
DeleteI guess they went well with his grass slice
Every bad guy is always some geek who the gang talked to earlier and thought he was a good guy. No wonder they solve all the mysteries! So predictable!
ReplyDeletehaha that is about the same with every single cop show
DeleteIt is almost always the guy that says something for 30 seconds and then goes away that killed the poor crow
Oh, I love the Spiking Viking! (Just keep a look out for those horns) on his helmet...!!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah that would hurt
DeleteAs some blood could spurt
The Banner Planner... :D
ReplyDeleteWere you doing Mary's jousting tournament?
Happy Thanksgiving! <3
Not that I recall
DeleteHappy thanksgiving to your hall
I think the Grime Mime has made an appearance at my pad. There are nose prints all over my sliding glass French doors!
ReplyDeletehaha I think your mime makes noise though
DeleteAs he eats everything at your show
Love Meow cow, and pfft many times I dont see Scobby doo I dont watch so much TV the last times!!
ReplyDeleteYou have to cook
DeleteAt your nook
So no tv
For thee haha
Well I don't think snoring is boring!!!!
ReplyDeletehaha that is true
DeleteFor the cat crew
The viking??? Wait until I tell my dad!!! lol
ReplyDeleteLook who decided to show
DeleteBad choice of words I know LMAO
Poor Scooby. He won't know what hit him. lol
ReplyDeletehaha nope he won't on bit
DeleteThe cat will beat that twit
I bet that guy in the Edgar Allen Poe poem wished he hid boring in the flooring
ReplyDeleteinstead of a heart in the dark.
He could have hit the mark
DeleteIf instead he used such a bark
Forty-Niner? Did somebody say Forty-Niner?? Cause nothing could be finer ;-) Well, here in SF at least!
ReplyDeletehaha all hail the king
DeleteWith his Forty Niner ring
We never liked Scooby Doo.
ReplyDeleteHe's just dumb.
What a pile of Poo.
Maybe we should stay mum.
That is REALLY bad! No rhythm at all!
haha it worked well
DeleteAnd yeah he can cause hell
Especially for a cat
Rather go eat a rat