Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Thrown For A Loop With The Bloop!
So what is the bloop?
Something from Goof Troop?
Nope, it was a sound,
That was rather profound.
In the summer of 1997,
The NOAA which I won't leaven,
Recorded a frequency form the deep,
Of the Pacific Ocean keep.
All man made objects were ruled out,
And supposedly did not create this shout.
Even geological sounds were crossed off,
And it certaintly wasn't a cat cough.
It was a sound,
That was so profound.
That is was several times louder,
Coming off more prouder,
Than the loudest known biological sound ever.
Which makes it for quite the interesting endeavor.
Many have said it was a giant sea monsters noise,
Who knows if it was sobbing or calling out joys.
But to go along with that,
Is the spot where it was heard in the Pacific mat.
It is roughly the same place,
Where H.P. Lovecraft said R'lyeh was the case.
And another little fact,
Is both R'lyen and this sound act,
Are at the Pacific pole of inaccessibility in the ocean.
So it would be hard for anyone to find the commotion.
And the perfect spot for a creature to hide,
Where it and the land mass of R'lyen were said to collide.
The beast was said to be caged down there.
But who knows if it was kept at bay in such a lair.
So there is another little tidbit for today.
A sea creature very well could live far far away.
One louder than any known to man,
And one who would surely make you kick the can.
Avoid such a mass,
Whether lad or lass,
Or you could be through,
Making you giant sea creature stew.
The cat found this bloop the other day and had to give it a go at his bay. Sounds much meaner than Nessie too. I would not want this near my zoo. Now another lesson has come due class and that is all from my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
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I'm not going to pussyfoot around this Cat, I'm going to do whatever it takes to avoid the Bloop because it looks way too fearsome for my liking, like you say it sounds and looks much worse than that Loch Ness monster fellow who scares me as it is. I'm impressed that the cat has seen him although was it in person? If it was his fortunes may worsen!
ReplyDeleteNope, he was not seen
DeleteIn person at my scene
But yeah avoid him at all costs too
Or he may actually eat you
huh wonder if the mayans awakened him and that was just a yawn...pretty soon he could be traipsing across your lawn....godzilla-like, and we;d have to start talking in subtitle---psyche...bloop is frozen yogurt isnt it, persoanlly i like the flavors but i mix it, but if this guy shows up i will be hitting the exit...
ReplyDeletehaha not sure on the yogurt one bit
DeleteNot eaten at my pit
But yeah I will run away too
If it comes into view
Maybe those stinkin Mayans are at fault
Letting him out of his vault
My goodness cat...just how old are you???
ReplyDeleteThat cat as been reborn time and time again
DeleteYou can't get rid of me at any den
You are a God after all and the Eternal King of Canada.
DeleteSee, has the cat down
DeleteOld one eye is just stuck in crazy town
I want to see this creature, maybe make him a feature. Missed your ryhmes!
ReplyDeleteI've heard of this sound before. Very intriguing.
As long as it was saw from far away
DeleteOtherwise might not end up being a very nice day
Okay, that's it! I'm not going into the water anymore. As if Jaws wasn't enough to worry about. :)
ReplyDeletehaha Jaws has nothing on this
DeleteAnd yeah the water you may want to miss
His stories
ReplyDeletein Weird Tales
large they
loom in
myth and religion.
Cthulu though
he cried
has never
really died
as long he
lives in
minds of men
he walks
in modern fiction.
In Dance Macabre
homage due
is paid by
King
of this
he's written.
So plumb
the depths
of oceans
deep and
never were
places to
find
a legend
living.
I think Cthulu, upon hearing of the existence of man asked the ultimate existential question "Oh really?" This is a question shared by the species known as Caticus Reticus when humans claim ownership of one their kind.
Very clever piece here Cat, very clever. Hey I posted the backside of that Pirate Babe for you today. Just a teaser as you'll see the front side next week.
Yeah a lot of myth and legend weaved through
DeleteIt was a fun piece to due
Learned some from yours as well
A lesson learned, bloody hell haha
And nice arse indeed
There at your feed
It's too bad that Lovecraft wasn't appreciated in his time, but his work has influenced so many writers since then and his work is now considered classic literature. He was brilliant and quite a bit of knowledge of the philosophy and science.
DeleteSuzie is put together quite well I think.
Yeah it seems many of those we think are great now
DeleteBack then would not even take a bow
As they'd get stoned to death or some other crap
For preaching things like we don't live on a flat map haha
This could be your fate Cat. After your dead and nothing more than worm food, your books will be worth millions. With that in mind can you have a couple bound and signed so I can leave them to my grandchildren. If nothing else my descendants can profit from your death!
Deletehahaha but the cat will rise again
DeleteHere at his den
Still suck if that were my fate
It would be one I hate
It would figure though
Need to be dead to make some dough
Hell I can fake my death
Pretending to be out of breath
Don't ever feel broken hearted...
ReplyDeleteit was simply the earth moving enough
to let us know... she'd farted. LOL
Great piece Pat..or was it the cat.. I'm intrigued as can be and will now look up R'lyen, 'cause, I'm nosy like that, you see. ;)
LMAO had to be one big fart
DeleteShe sure took it to heart
haha made you nosey too
My what the cat and Pat can do
Goof troop? You are talking about our neighbors again!
ReplyDeleteYou guys have some weird neighbors I'd say
DeleteTime to move to a new bay
Yikes, never heard of this!!
ReplyDeleteEerie stuff!
Scary indeed
DeleteAvoid the sea or become feed
Sounds like a scary beast! I send Schultz over right away to take care of it. LOL!
ReplyDeleteSchultz might have met his match
DeleteHe may have to bring your zoo batch
I think I painted something like this once!
ReplyDeleteMaybe a sign of things to come
DeleteFrom my little rhyming bum
I was hoping more goof troop/disney afternoon references would pop in later. alas. haha
ReplyDeletehaha what Gummi Bears and Ducktales too?
DeleteI could have dropped them in for you
Hmmm I thought it was a Leviathan with a good case of gas... :) That would send any human to the next realm no?
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that surely would
DeleteSmell pretty damn bad in ones hood
A sea creature that cries Bloop?
ReplyDeleteyou almost made me spit out my soup
laughing here as I eat some dinner
your post here was surely a winner.
And what a smart creature it must be
to hide where it's spooky in the sea!
haha hopefully not food went everywhere
DeleteThen again no one would stare
For the cats would come and chow it down
That is why you have the crown
And yeah it must be
Blooping along with glee
Whiskers jumped up to my desk
Deleteand in one leap got her paw a mess.
It went straight into my bowl
and even though she didn't howl
I had to wash her paw
cheesy broccoli soup is all I saw.
hahaha.
LMAO she needs to watch that landing
DeleteThen she would not be standing
With such a messy paw
At least now some broccoli she has to gnaw
This monster you describe sounds like quite the fright
ReplyDeleteI wouldnt want to run into him in an alley at night.
But it relieves me to hear he is thousands of miles away,
Hidden from eye sight in some hard to get to bay.
But why does his sound get a special name
why cant my noises be showered with fame?
I can squeal really high, or fart loud and low,
but nobody would care, nobody would know. :/
Yeah that is grand
DeleteThat he can't take to the land
And crush us all
Like some little doll
Not sure why
I guess he is just a rare guy
Fart loud and low
hahaha not sure many would want to know
This one gives me the shivers.
ReplyDeleteSounds worse than the Loch Ness or Joan Rivers.
PS Thanks so much for your support.
xoRobyn
haha the later is scariest of all
DeleteI would run if she came near my hall
I remember that day they found it
ReplyDeletenow people want that big foot...crap
They want to see
DeleteProb just find Free Willy
Monsters from the deep
ReplyDeleteOughtn't to utter a peep.
That with I agree
DeleteOr at least stay far away from me
The scoop on the loop of the bloop almost made us poop.
ReplyDeleteDid not mean to make your troop droop
DeleteAnd then almost have a poop haha
scary sounds..
ReplyDeletethank god they are not around near India :P
Yeah you are safe from harm
DeleteUnless you hear such an alarm
Everything is better when it's a little scary,
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy plot twists that are a little hairy :)
I'm a horrible rhymer I know, but I did enjoy this!
haha glad you enjoyed it
DeleteAnd you rhymed a bit
Oh so swell
Scary, hmmm sometimes unless it's hell