The cat has to admit one thing today at his wing. It may be tough to hear from my little rhyming rear. But I guess I will have to give it a go because all deserve to know. Half the time at my bay when I give my say, sadly I don't do it, no matter what I wrote with my rhyming fit.
That three headed cow,
With one big uni brow.
Is so funny I bet,
An LOL has to be given from this pet.
People of Walmart,
Show flab as they push their cart.
Scary in every way,
But I'll LOL with my display.
Zombie Foot is back once more.
Going to scare all at my shore.
I'll LOL twice at least,
For that is one scary footed beast.
A mutt sniffs a butt,
Been there so many times at my hut.
LOL is just a staple,
Maybe humans smell like maple?
That dude fell from a tree,
She got stung by a bee.
He had his foot ran over by a tire,
She set her hair on fire.
All kinds of LOL's there.
Of course to be fair,
Depends on who it was I suppose,
Be funny if it was zombie toes.
Caught on camera doing an act,
That the crazies it would attract.
That is so LOL to me,
I'll say it fifty times at my sea.
Scary hair pictures galore,
A love bug sore.
Fleas on knees,
Heart shaped trees.
Lingering eye sores,
Humpity humping boars.
Scary sights of love,
Shit sickles from above.
All good LOL times,
Even those dumb mimes.
An LOL will come,
From my little rhyming bum.
But sadly it is only typed up.
Hope that did not make you spill your cup.
The cat does not always laugh out loud.
I just felt I had to pull back that shroud.
Then again if numb tongues come along,
Or one eye's try to sing a song,
Or drunk Irish people send cat kids out an elephants rear,
Those are all real LOL's I fear.
Don't even get me started on the haha's the cat leaves each time. I guess to type it feels right for my chime. A habit is all they are at least half the time at my bar. I know many others do it too when instead of LOL a smile came due. Or some spit coffee on their screen. That is just obscene. Then again maybe LOL could stand for Lick Only Love, the viking woman floats like a dove then the cat gives her a good lick. That type of LOL may be sick. I'll still LOL in mass because it is such a habit from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.