Saturday, December 29, 2012

Bow Wow Will Be Jealous Of The Cow!

The dog gets a little bed,
To rest its little head.
But cows now get water beds on the farm.
I guess it keeps them from harm.

They are surely high class,
As they are being bought in mass.
$100,000 or so,
Is the amount of dropped dough.

For they produce better I guess,
Although wouldn't that leave a mess?
And damn those beds have to be tough.
As those cows sit on them in the buff.

What could be next on the docket?
Massagers that get plugged in a socket?
Maybe many more things.
Like increasing their mood with fluffy wings.

Could make their tail more fluffy.
Could model sheep after Buffy.
Maybe even send them away,
To Hawaii for a stay.

Each year farm animals get a trip.
Could even pierce their lip.
Some humans like that I hear.
They even have them in their rear.

Yeah, Pat seen one that was there.
A while ago at my lair.
But back on task.
What about a new mask?

They could all go to a ball.
And masquerade about in their stall.
Chickens could have wheelchairs,
To get around their lairs.

That way they could lay eggs all day.
And still have fun going about their bay.
Could market that,
And be a rich cat.

So with a simple moo,
You could get a water bed too.
Just pretend you are a cow,
And try not to meow.

Although you might have to sit in a stall,
Bored counting the flowers on the wall.
And produce some milk each day,
That would be quite the display.

So there you go. Now you know that you could think up an easy idea at your show for a farm animal that is near and make life easier on their rear. The poor dog must be so jealous with its little bed. Cats go anywhere they want to rest their head. Also we bury things in the grass. So no water bed is needed for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Poor Hank is slow
      Today at my show

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    2. Keep the good flag flying, Mary!

      Hank

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    3. haha a good sport
      With Mary winning at my court

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  2. Ha....before Hank today
    Come what may!

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    1. Bragging too
      Hank may come ater you haha

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    2. Lurkers are alert
      They come in spurts

      Hank

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    3. A lurking person wins
      With no lurking sins

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  3. Lots of cows in my state
    Black and white or brown
    Lots of milk and cheese
    And cheese heads do abound.

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    1. Blah to anything dairy
      To Pat and the cat it is scary

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    2. Pat you dont eat any dairy??

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    3. Nope dairy and gluten are long gone
      Way way way away from my lawn

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  4. Water beds are so 80's. Cows should be on temper foam.

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    1. haha that would work too
      Although much harder to clean at the zoo

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  5. Hi! Orlin,Pat,and Miss Priss,the Cat...
    Now, did you say..."Cows that sleep on water-beds on a farm?"
    ...Do you think that I should be...alarmed? lol

    This entire post just made my day!
    and all I can say is that's not...hay! lol
    deedee :)

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    1. Nope there is no hay
      Just beds on display
      And something that may be brown
      The smell making many frown

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  6. i am just wondering what the machine looks like that shakes them
    to make milk shakes, must keep them beds cold to make ice cream as well, imagine how that feels coming out, i might give a really loud shout...

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    1. Ouch is what I'd say
      To such a display
      Those shakes have to hurt indeed
      But I guess you humans need your feed

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  7. This is sweet. Something to think about even if you're not serious.

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    1. Yeah could make some dough
      Giving the farm stuff a go

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  8. I was jealous of my horse

    my uncle said he took him to a free tour of the glue factory

    wait a minute....

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    1. Hmmm might want to rethink that
      And avoid the glue mat

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  9. Now we just need some green eggs and ham!

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  10. ha - i would love to have a water bed....muuuuuhhhh...smiles

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    1. haha the cat would pop that quick
      Then out the water would spit

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  11. I grew up around many farms and fields
    With many crops to yield
    Sometimes I miss those days
    But not those overbearingly hot sun rays

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    1. Yeah I was on one sorta too
      Not full blown like you
      But cows did surround
      And much hay was found

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  12. Cows are cool to me although I'm glad I don't work at a farm or anything where I'd have to deal with them. Great rhymes as usual anyway mate, shame that once again I am late haha. Two more posts until you've written a post every day for the calendar year, Pat's force is something for simply bloggers such as myself to fear.

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    1. Yeah and those two are ready to go
      All the way to March don't you know
      Cows have way too much crap
      But I will still be a rhyming chap

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  13. Water beds would freeze at my pad. The cows can keep them!

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    1. Well a slip and slide bed too
      Would be cool at your zoo

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  14. I would love to have a water bed for a change ~

    But no to the milking task, that will be boring to do ~

    Lots of snow today, have a good Saturday Pat ~

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    1. Yeah that would suck
      If they kick one has to duck
      And pfft to the snow
      That comes tomorrow at our show

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  15. What will
    be next
    pigs that
    sleep in
    a golden
    chest or wear
    a crown
    of diamonds
    on their brow?

    Maybe a goat
    will sail
    on a boat
    to lands
    far away
    to be fed
    special hay.

    Or maybe
    a goose
    will run
    loose and
    dine at
    high tables
    with Lords
    and with Ladies.

    While we
    humans puny
    will be
    left feeling
    gloomy
    as we watch
    with dismay
    this strange
    display.

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    1. haha humans will look
      And hook or by crook
      Think many are nuts
      As they sit on their butts
      But you never know
      Those ideas could bring you some dough

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    2. Bilking the idle rich of their wealth would warm my cold, dead heart.

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    3. haha sure in agreement there
      Would be such fun to do at my lair

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  16. For 100K they are sold?
    Is their milk made of gold?

    xoRobyn

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    1. More paper I suppose
      But the money still flows

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  17. Did someone say veal, poor cows but maybe kobe beef?

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    1. That they could be
      Beef to cause some glee

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  18. They're just missing a swimming pool
    and little floaty while they keep cool!
    hahaha.
    Let me guess...a government study
    that used a ton of money
    said their milk would be sweeter
    if they had a mattress that was neater?

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    1. haha yeah it was something like that
      As some study was done that bored the cat
      All about the almighty dollar every time
      Dairy is scarier than a mime

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  19. Now I've heard it all, cow waterbeds in the stall! I suppose if I moo maybe I can get one too?!

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    1. Well I suppose that could work
      100,000 would also be a perk

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  20. How nice it is to be a cow
    Fattened up with the good life
    Better treatment than the poor
    Commercial insanity can really jive!

    Hank

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    1. That is true
      The dough has to come due
      But not sure it's the good life
      As going to the grinder could cause strife

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  21. "Enjoy your winter, smash a printer."

    ^^^
    love this.

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    1. Many seem to embrace
      The smashing race

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  22. Just stopping by to say goodnight, cat.

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    1. Stop on by
      Don't wear out your one eye

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  23. Not to reveal how much of a goob I am, but waterbeds make me seasick. I am sure that some current government grant out there is funding bovine seasickness research as well. Happy New Year Pat.

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    1. A seasick pill
      For when they get ill
      More dough on the go
      And haha that is a bit sad at your show

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  24. Why do cows wear bells?
    Their horns don't work.

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    1. LOL but they could sure poke
      Some poor bloke

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  25. We've now got five foot drifts here Cat and I'm getting cabin fever! So is kitty Fang Fang. She's very, growly and grouchy!

    Nitey Nite Cat.

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    1. Blah to that
      Only 1ft ones near the cat

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  26. Cows on water beds? Chickens in wheelchairs? This sounds like one crazy New Year's Eve party!
    Julie

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    1. That it surely could be
      Be awful strange to see

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