The cat was searching through a site because he was bored one night, Canada's version of craiglist, nothing to do with the umm wrist. The cat is snip snip anyway. So into the gutter your mind needs not to stray. Now he saw an ad there that really proves criminals are dumber than a holy sock pair.
First there was the wanted,
Which the ad taunted.
Then there was the robbers.
Guess they needed some good jobbers?
That is right,
There in the cat's sight.
"Wanted Robbers" for all to view.
I thought it was a spelling error to.
Could have wanted rubbers,
For some wild hot tubers.
Could have wanted rodders too.
As they wanted a hot rodding crew.
Maybe jobbers were what they were seeking.
For a little tongue and cheeking.
Or coppers which is a stretch.
But they could have wanted those coin things to play fetch.
So I clicked on through,
And there in my view,
Was an ad saying how they wanted to be the Gotham crew,
And pull off things that would turn people blue.
Or at least put the world back in its place.
They even had that Bane mask face.
So they are going to commit crime,
And let all know including a mime.
That is the best idea ever.
Boy, criminals are so clever.
What next will they try?
Putting up a big billboard in the sky?
I guess it makes the cops job easier to do.
That is a plus for me and you.
Might fill the jail though,
With this big fail of a show.
Of course was probably a gag,
Some idiot type of tag.
Trying to suck people in,
To some pyramid scheme or something at their bin.
Still a moron is a moron I suppose,
Which ever way the wind blows.
So grab a good strong water hose,
And blow away such annoying crows.
The cat just had to give it a go after seeing such a show. Maybe they will wrap all in a big bow and sing some Christmas type flow. In their swanky new cell or nice warm spot in Hell. But if they trespass at my sea they will get a pringle can to the face and knee. Then I will pass some gas and scare them away with my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Beat Mary by an inch
DeleteMust have been a sinch
Just happened to pass by
DeleteSpied No.#1 still vacant!
Already 7.35am! but why?
Got it purely by accident
Hank
Just in time too
DeleteI guess Serendipity worked for you
One again
ReplyDeleteNot quite
DeleteAlmost right
Damn, I'm three!
ReplyDeleteStill oh so slow
DeleteAt my show
This really made me laugh Cat, love how you tried to say maybe they were looking for rubbers, or jobbers but never coppers because that would be ironic. I never knew that there was a Canadian version of Craig's List although I'm not surprised because we have our own version of Craig's List over here oddly called Gumtree. I can't believe how dumb these would be robbers could be, surely when the crime is committed the Canadian mounted police will turn to their advertisement with certain glee. Great post today even if it is a little late at your bay.
ReplyDeleteYeah have to be a bunch of nuts
DeleteThat sniffed more than butts
Blogger didn't want to post on time today
But oh well, it still went up without much delay
No one ever said you had to be bright
ReplyDeleteto put on a caper then run in fright
when the cops show up to cuff your ass
they only smile and give lots of sass
for the camera crew
cause their fame is due
They hear the theme song
and think nothing can go wrong
Bad boys, bad boys they hum
but they are really dumb
cause the cops take them off to jail
and then they cry and wail
That they do
DeleteFor they have no clue
Of what can come due
If they drop the soap on cue
For their so called fame
They are in a whole new ball game
A crime
ReplyDeletecommit
without
wits a
failure from
the start.
So off they
go with
a folderoll
and a fiddle-dee-dee
on their criming
spree.
A halt
will screech
when found
they are
out and
in the
slammer
they'll go.
You know what they say Cat, stupid is as stupid does.
That is very true
DeleteStupid describes such a crew
And down will come the hammer
As they now reside in the slammer
About the time you think "this is as ignorant as the population can get and not become extinct" you read something like this. Whatever happened to natural selection and why isn't it weeding these people out of the gene pool?
DeleteBecause all they do is cluster
DeleteAnd then try to pass the muster
By popping out more of the same
And it just spins around the way they came
They do tend to cluster and then breed. They should be snip snipped like the Cat.
DeleteThat they should
DeleteWould stop spreading their brains of wood
People must be desperate in these economic times
ReplyDeleteto advertise for robbers to commit some crimes
I hope their adverts go unheeded
as no more crime is needed;
and I would have been first
except iPad had a slow burst
which is pretty rare
but I'm second, it's fair.
Sigh!
Yeah oh so close
DeleteHank snuck in like a mouse
And beat you there
Sounds like these nuts aren't aware
And will just get caught
In jail they'll rot
Wow, those are either some pretty dumb criminals or a bunch of idiots who are going to feel pretty dumb if the police show up to investigate. :)
ReplyDeletehaha either way
DeleteWon't make for a nice day
They'll regret the crap they said as joke or not
If in jail they have to rot
It's the darnest thing
ReplyDeleteAd for a crook or conman
Anyone can have a fling
No skills requirement
Needn't have to think!
Easiest for that reason!
Hank
Yeah that is true
DeleteNo thinking needs to come due
Just go try and get a free ride
And in jail ones time they'll bide
geez lousie this party has dropped me below twenty,
ReplyDeletei might just quit and get out of this racket
as i seem little better than a sprocket
to some machine long forgot, of take up crooking
now that the website is cooking, i bet the cops
have a field day with that, knowing where the burglars are at
not to bright when they slink into the night to rob and pillage the village announcing it in net fillage
Yeah sure they will be caught with ease
DeleteIf they try and do what they please
Captured like fleas
Swept away in a breeze
And my you are really really slow
I guess today you were just off at my show
"criminals are dumber than a holy sock pair". That made me laugh. You're always so creative!
ReplyDeletehaha I try at my sea
DeleteTo let out the creativity
Just think of the lame-O's who actually answered the ad thinkin' they were gonna be the next Bonnie and Clyde.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that is even more sad
DeleteBy more than a tad
Being the next bonnie and clyde would be bad
Deleteyour car value goes down to sad.
being holy and all
quite the ball
Yep away they go
DeleteAnd quite the boom show
HA! Stoopid human tricks!
ReplyDeletehaha that is the size of it
DeleteDumb as umm spit
While we may have opposable thumbs
ReplyDeletesome humans are just plain numb.
They scoff and deride
animals who poop outside.
Yet...
They're as dumb as donkeys
or coat-wearing monkeys.
haha that they are
DeleteNear and far
Must have had one too many trips
To the bars where they sucked one too many a disease infested lips
LOL
ReplyDeleteIn England we always called an eraser a rubber... I wonder if they still do now though, knowing what those over the pond call them 'things'...
This is a bit like the 24 year old girl somewhere in the US, robbed a bank sometime last week or so and posted it on Youtube....fame at last... and..her very own cell. LOL
haha that would be strange to here
DeleteBut fun to my little rhyming rear
And yeah I saw that too
What an idiot she was with no clue
Criminals are just so dumb! I bet Schultz could pass gas and blow them all to Timbuktu!
ReplyDeleteWell Timbuktu might not thank you
DeleteBut I would be glad for it to come due
We are discussing it here so it got our attention, therefore it worked.
ReplyDeleteI suppose that is true
DeleteNow all have a clue
I stopped watching the Batman movies when Danny Devito was penguin, or was it when Swarzenegger was Ice Man. Either one, the Bat never made sense to me.
ReplyDeleteThe Arnold one was the worst ever
DeleteThat movie was no way what so ever clever
orlin N cassie...may bee they iz tryin ta bee poe lite by sayin robbers stead oh cat burglars !!!
ReplyDelete:)
Well the cat is where it is at
DeleteBurglars are always in need of a cat
*sigh* Seems like if it can be done, some stupid person is inevitably going to do it on the internet. :P
ReplyDeletehaha that is about the size of it
DeleteMany just prove their brain cells have taken a hit
Oh my.
ReplyDeleteSo dumb under our sky.
Or maybe it was a trick
to get robbers to click
and say they wanted in the pack
then they could be set up behind their backs
and arrested red handed doing the deed.
all because they took the feed. haha.
haha that could be the case
DeleteMaking them join such a race
And then send them up the creek
To those who want to seek
What kind of robbers did they want I wonder? Maybe dumb ones & it was the police who wanted them.
ReplyDeleteThat could be true
DeleteAs dumb ones have no clue
Awww that was really good!
ReplyDeleteSo you say
DeleteAt every bay
this is classic. Very fun read. Have you ever seen those videos about the world's stupidest criminals. They crack me up I still remember this one guy that bought some beer, showed his ID, even smiled at the camera than after he paid for it, he asked for all the money and whipped out his gun. Yet, the funniest part of it all is he left his license right there on the table.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah just remembered this other dumb guy. At a bank. This guy is robbing a bank and he sees a pretty girl and goes over to her, mid-robbery mind you, as the teller's getting the money, whips off his mask, says some stuff, of course the video made up their own lines, as the tape didn't have audio, so he pulls out a pen, and writes his name and phone number on it and gives it to the girl, puts the mask back on, waves the obviously plastic gun around and grabs the money and leaves. Dumb criminals are the best.
hahaha those two take the cake
DeleteWonder if their brain cells are even awake?
But either way
Make for quite the fun display
I can't believe that thieves can be that stupid. And yet, it would be interesting to see if they succeed. :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.
That is would indeed
DeleteBut I was not going to answer such a feed
:) Big smiles for this one Pat!
ReplyDeleteGlad I could get a smile
DeleteAs they go for a mile