It Is All In The Wrap You Silly Sap!

You know the cat has to give giftts too to people at our zoo. But Cassie and I won't let what you humans give fly. I mean little hearts and trees. All the cat can say is, please! Grow some back bone and really set the Christmas tone. It is all in the wrap which we have plenty of such paper on tap.

We're No Angels indeed.

Just look at them satisfy their need.

Getting quite busy,

Heaven must be in a tizzy.

Horny Santa is on the chase.

He can sure move at a steady pace.

He sure seems jolly,

Guess his bells ring for Holly.

If you just want to be mean about it.

Then this will be a hit

Add a lump of coal,

And mail it to the north pole.

Not sure how appetizing this one is.

But I suppose some go for such biz.

Enough of the dong,

That sounds so wrong.

It's a full moon tonight.

Butts of every height.

Ready to heed the call.

Plaster this one across your wall.

The conga line is grand.

Just look at Santa's hand

Or other aspects too.

You dirty pervert, you.

Santa sure has style.

I wonder if he joined that club about the mile?

Either way,

They sure are having a merry day.

Santa is kinky too.

That I never knew.

With one crack of this whip,

No Dasher or Dancer will come from his lip.

For those up close and personal times.

When you want to scare even mimes.

Shove your gift in a bag,

And watch Santa's ass sag.

Then do the locomotion.

And make a commotion

Or would that be disco?

Santa sure shows more than his toe.

Now can you imagine those gifts under the tree? All will stop and surely see. Although you may have to cover the kiddies eyes. But they won't be wise. For they will be too busy with their toys while the wrapping paper can give you joys. Such paper does come to pass for all the get a gift from Cass and my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.