"big bird sees ernie and bert getting it on"
And you know this how? Were you told by a small cow? Maybe a medium owl? Or a half and half fowl?
"pics of raccoon humping dog"
You clearly have issues. Just make sure you use tissues. I won't judge your porn. I'm sure some people have a thing for corn.
"how big do rats get"
How am I supposed to know? I just eat them and away I go.
"do bananas make u toot?"
Why are you asking me? You can find out easy. Try one and that will be that. You either toot or not at your mat.
"superhero undies men"
I guess they were looking for Brian. I wonder if they kept tryin?
"heinz spotted dick"
And with a bloody hell, I'll let daydreamertoo take this one at my cell.
"i wish i could walk away from my nasty ass job"
Well you know you could crawl or maybe hop, skip and jump down the hall.
"farting presented in paintings"
People sure have gas today. And why would someone paint that anyway?
"i hear the secrets that you keep when"
When I what? Come on, tell my little rhyming butt? Is it when I swear? Pfft why do I care? I tell all at my sea, nothing is TMI for me.
"rhymes about our face"
Your face if flat,
Your face is round,
You don't look like a cat,
You look like a hound.
At least be happy,
That you aren't sappy,
With a one eye,
That makes me cry.
"dirty rhyme fun under the sun"
Hmmm I probably don't want to know. Keep the germs at your own show. A different dirty you say? Hmmm are you the raccoon dog porn guy back at my bay?
Wow, you really have rotten luck. You confused lord google making it think what the umm cluck. But at least you found the cat. You have to be happy with that.
"bad breath germs on teeth cartoon"
The cat can't draw with the paw or claw. So you are out of luck. Maybe go find an artsy duck.
"a.d.d a delicious dick shirt"
That is just soooo wrong. I bet you even made it into a song.
"ugly lady missing teeth"
Clearly someone has teeth issues and are finding me. Even though the cat's teeth are nice and pretty.
"a cat on top of a pumpkin with a cape rhyme"
There was a cat,
Who squashed all flat.
He practiced each day,
On the pumpkins he'd slay.
He'd squash them like a grape,
But never get any on his cape.
"youre so lame rhym"
Ummm I think you proved that yourself. Learn some grammar at your shelf.
"squirrel saying boobies you has them"
Wow, squirrels can talk. I bet they can even draw boobies with chalk.
"boys bouncy balls"
Now here is simply a sicko in every way. I hope they go to jail and get some balls of their own on display.
"chuck norris dog movie"
That would be Top Dog. But we don't want mutts or Chuck Norris at this blog.
And so for the winner of this round. I know, how can you top a raccoon humping a hound? I think this one sure takes the cake. He is rather whiny and may need to drown himself in a lake. Or herself of course it could be. I wouldn't want to discriminate at my sea.
"and then i said i won't shit on the carpet anymore"
So you shit on the carpet in the first place? And you had the nerve to type this into some search engine place? You didn't even tell what wouldn't make you do it anymore. I suppose after typing all of that you had to stop before you started to bore. Now another search engine post has come to pass as the crazies keep on finding my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.