Cassie posed in her usual way,
All prim and proper with her display.
The cat does not do prim and proper though.
Miss Priss can have that at our show.
It seems Santa liked our elf ways last year.
And began sucking up to my rhyming rear.
He even put me on the nice list.
You know that would make many shake their fist.
See, I told you so.
He even drew me in his book at his show.
That is some desperation indeed.
My services were in need.
But I was not going with any fat jolly old man.
It seems not even a mutt is a fan.
So I broke out the laser eyes.
Now he looks like charcoal as he takes to the skies.
That was my Christmas night.
The cat made Santa take flight.
Hope yours was grand,
And all is merry across your land.
This is a dVerse night.
I better make things diverse.
I wouldn't want Mr. Linky to curse.
That diverse enough for you?
The zebra thong is on display once more at our zoo.
It was a gift after all,
Last year at our hall.
And that is all for today. Last year I expected few at my bay and many came. Should be interesting to see if this years Globland Christmas is tame. Now I need to go eat things that give me gas. So off I go with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.