Monday, December 31, 2012

The Typical Reflection With A Crap Selection!

So as I sit here and write this post, ever the tons of posts ahead host, it is the middle of Halloween month to be exact. Yeah, that is a fact. So still two months and a half to go of 2012 I suppose. Unless the Mayans were right and there she blows. Oh and guess what? A post for all 366 days this year from my little rhyming butt. That is grand. So let's get reflective in my land.

2012 Worst Year Ever!
No matter how clever,
And not for the cat,
But for Miss Priss and Pat.

There was some good,
Like plenty of books released in my hood.
Went to the NY show,
But other than that crap just continued to grow.

Miss Priss had issues and a huge bill.
Pat sure had his fill.
From leg to neck,
All was, or maybe still is(I hope not) a wreck.

Plus your throat can click.
That is not a nifty trick.
When the hyoid bone goes.
Every time you swallow you get throat clicking woes.

Pray that never happens to you.
It's aggravating enough to turn you blue.
I still got work,
That is a perk.

At least no gutter,
Is where I have to be with my mutter.
Except for maybe my mind,
But that is typical of my little rhyming behind.

Been to more germy places than I care to admit.
Each one mostly the same dimwitted nitwit.
Say that three times fast,
Now put it in the past.

As I guess forward we go.
Can't live in the pasts glow.
No matter how much it sucks,
And stole your bucks.

There is Pat's whine,
Thankfully I'm a fit as a fiddle feline.
Of course I have issues though,
Like meowing as I go.

We all have one or two.
So don't let the past stick like glue.
Unless of course it is good,
Then stick away at your hood.

How was that old one eye? I had to give whining a try. But that does not change the fact that 2012 was one big shitty act. Who knows what is ahead. Maybe we'll all be dead. Those aliens are up there you know. Let's hope by the time this runs the crap is gone from head to toe. So Happy New Year globland mass. Let's hope it is a better one for all, who needs it to be, and my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

46 comments:

  1. Worst year you said?
    Plenty of books out
    You've got it made
    We heard the shout
    Certainly a good year
    2013! yes, shout out loud
    Thankful for a good cheer
    Comes with a great crowd

    Hank

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    1. Not sure made would be the word
      As I flip 2012 the bird
      Glad it is gone
      Still worst year ever at my lawn

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  2. Forward is the way to go
    Not full of regrets and no
    whining of big bills either
    All that is past and neither
    can be changed ~

    Happy New Year Pat and rhyming team ~

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    1. Yeah onward we must go
      As away the river does flow
      Even with big bills
      That bring no thrills

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  3. Ha the clock does not stop
    And neither do we
    And we celebrate having made
    One more trip around the sun
    With horns and bells.
    Happy new year, cat and company!

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    1. Yeah one more trip around
      Is nice to be found
      Now if I could move more
      Then I'd be happy at my shore

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  4. lets hope for a better year, this one wwasnät too great for me either, can only get better

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    1. haha well it could get worse too
      But I'll go for better just like you

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  5. the gutter of your mind, so as you wrote this you had a costumed behind, did you get any candy, hope your new year is dandy...it was an interesting year, at the dwelling of my rear as well, a bit of heaven a bit of hell, oh well...on to the next one, sure it will be just as fun...

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    1. The zebra could have been on
      At that point at my lawn
      That counts as a costume, right?
      Hell and heaven were both sure in sight

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    2. Brian had a hell of a year!
      House fires and no power for days, I fear.
      Loved ones in the hospital
      cars dying, presenting a $ obstacle.
      Losing a job and finding another
      and loosing a pet, leaving it's brother.
      Hope 2013 is better for him, too
      cuz one is bad, but worse would be two!

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    3. Yeah nothing fun about any of that
      Seems 2013 sucked at many a mat
      Be nice if something good would come due
      I guess we'll have to wait to see what does ensue

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  6. I dont make reflection, dont like:( haha
    I prefer only wait the following year would be best!!

    Happy new year to you dear cart/Pat!

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    1. I only reflect when the crap piles up around
      Be glad when it is no longer found

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  7. Bravo, bravo!

    Now, admit it, didn't that feel just a tiny bit good? Just to get all that shit off your chest and then move on with the rest of your day? People mistake a whiny post with a whiny life but that's not it at all. You just bitch, let it out and leave it behind - very soothing!!!

    You've learned from the best - me! LMAO

    I hope you're not still clicking and clacking but if it makes you feel any better my jaw pops whenever I eat because of TMJ disorder. It's pretty entertaining.

    I also hope Miss Priss is doing better and harassing to evil, wretched cat!

    Happy New Year!!!

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    1. Yeah the is surely true
      Letting the whine come due
      Does help the stress to go away
      So well worth doing a whiny display
      And sure learned from you
      With the whining coming into view haha
      Miss Priss is all fine
      One happy feline
      I still click and clack
      Stuck writing with only my left arm at my shack
      And not a new post in a month or so
      Good thing I'm still 79 ahead at my show haha
      That has to suck too
      Be nice if this fecking arm and neck crap was through

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  8. Getting stuck in the past
    You will surely never last.
    The future is where it's at,
    Yours is bright Mr. Hatt.

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    1. Lets hope so
      Be nice to see a bright glow
      And away with such crap
      That has plagued this chap

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  9. Released some books and the rest of the year was crap? Sounds like our year! Here's hoping 2013 brings more books but significantly less crap. Happy New Year!

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    1. Yeah much much less would be nice for a change
      Happy new year to all at your range

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  10. A perch in everee pocket
    A salmon in everee sock
    Hope yur new yeerz eve
    Trooly doez rock
    A whitefish in everee wagon
    A bass in everee bowl
    Hope yur new yeerz day
    Trooly doez roll
    A herring N everee hammick
    A trout in everee tanx
    High pawz N headbonk
    For yur friendship we due thanx

    We hope everee one haza pawsum
    awesum soooper grate happee healthee
    2013; may yur lives bee enriched with
    loves N thanx for putting up with all
    R burd non cents de live long yeer

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    1. haha tons of food
      The cat would be one happy dude
      Chowing down on such meat
      Which he'd find a tasty treat
      But he eats bird too
      Sorry, but it is true haha
      And fun rhyme
      Your bird nonsense is always sublime

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  11. You did have a hard year
    and I'm sure you're glad it's in the rears
    Nothing worse than a sick pet
    to make you worry and fret
    and loose sleep
    making sure they recover so sweet.
    And being in pain has got to wear on you
    I hope 2013 is tons better, too!

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    1. Yeah glad it is gone
      Buried deep under the lawn
      Hopefully thi one is better not worse
      Or all I will do is curse
      As typing with one hand sucks a ton
      Good thing I have plenty of posts to run

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  12. 2013 is almost here

    now tonight everyone gets drunk on wine and beer.

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    1. No drunk at my sea
      Alcohol is done with me

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  13. I agree! I sure hope 2013 is lots better. Happy New Year Pat!

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    1. Lots better would be grand
      Settle for at least a little better in my land

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  14. Nice gain - to publish every day,
    create new books to read,
    be proud, Pat/cat and celebrate
    New 2013 - meet and greet!

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    1. Yeah that is a feat
      I was able to do at my street
      But still with the crap
      Glad 2012 is taking a dirt nap

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  15. I love this Pat, it's so cool that you wrote this before Halloween and got so many of our complaints about this year right, this was an awesome idea mate, have a great 2013 as well buddy, don't take that to be too fuddy duddy.

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    1. 2013 better be great
      And not serve shit up on a plate

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  16. No poem today Cat, just talk. You've been through the mill this year and you've handled yourself well. Kept up at work, kept up with blogging, kept up with replies and kept up with commenting. Yes it's been tough, but it hasn't defeated the Cat or Pat.

    Rest that arm Pat, enjoy your time off and click your way into a New Year that might be as shitty as the last one!

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    1. Lucky I'm a stubborn sob
      Or I'd have pitched myself into the sea
      Not really though
      Still a thought that crept in as this shit continued to flow
      But yeah pulled on through
      With much coming due
      Now if things would go the hell away
      2013 would have a much nicer display
      But who knows
      Guess it depends on which way the wind blows

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  17. The globland mass. What kind of crap is that from your rhyming arse? LOL! And a Happy New Year to you, too!

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    1. The globland mass
      I have to give some sass haha

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  18. Hope 2013 will be better for you and the cat!

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    1. Hope so too
      With some good coming due

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  19. Happy and healthy new year! Hope 2013 is great!

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    1. Let's hope so
      Be so nice for it to show

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  20. Well Cat, the calendar has changed but I'm still broke, the Hubby still has a fucked up back and the world is still full of idiots. Too bad those bastard Mayans were wrong or this hell would all be over.

    And on that Cat, I bid you Nitey Nite.

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    1. Yeah no magic day
      To mae everything go away
      Still click, neck is a wreck, back is blah, arm sucks and leg too
      Oh such fun at my zoo

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