Sunday, January 20, 2013

A Bohlingaringding Attack Here At My Shack!

So way back on post 500 at my sea those Bohlingaringdings came here to bother me. Of course they bother spell check too. But who cares about what Google thinks at any zoo. But dVerse wanted foreign language for today. So I will let the Bohlingaringdings have their say.

Come on down,
To Bohlingaringding town.
You will never have cause to frown,
Time to show the language that won us the state crown

Repeat, repeat, repeat,
For it is so neat.
Join the Bohlingaringding beat,
Clap your hands and stomp your feet.

With a Bohlingaringding here,
And a Bohlingaringding there,
Stuperhingalingdings surely come near,
While Burgningalingdings just don`t care.

The Triplingatingtings have no hair.
The Froplingalinglings eat with class,
The Gliporlingaringtings can blare,
With Draglinghingatings adding sass.

Hum, hum, hum,
Wiggle your nose to your bum.
Join the Bohlingaringding beat,
Clap your hands and stomp your feet.

There are Toplinglonghingtings too.
Along with Croplinglonghingtings nearby.
Those two mate near the zoo,
Creating Tocroplinglonghingtings that cry.

Add a little nanny Griplingtinghings,
And the Blinglinglongdings will play,
Their big tringalingslongs and sing,
Making the Enterlinglongringtings enjoy their day.

Twist, twist, twist,
From your tongue to your wrist.
Join the Bohlingaringding beat,
Clap your hands and stomp your feet.

Now give it a repeat,
Playing your tringalingslongs on your seat.
Enterlinglongringtings, Griplingtinghings, Froplingalinglings,
And of course Bohlingaringdings would love to here you sing.

Now you know each class,
In the Bohlingaringding mass,
Don`t forget when you see us all.
Bohlingaringdings like humans on the ball.

Was that not fun? Are you confused under my sun? I think they just like to hit buttons and see what comes out. I bet they just like to make humans shout. Those Bohlingaringdings are sure quite the pain when they come in mass. They can also be a pain in my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

65 comments:

  1. Just hit the buttons
    It goes ting-aling-aling
    But must be rightly done
    Or it goes around the ring
    A foreign language
    Is always fun
    It's a privilege
    To work one's way around

    Hank

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    1. Yeah working around
      Finding words can be found
      And actually making sense
      Can also earn one a few cents

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  2. twist from my tongue to my wrist, that might hurt just a bit...just saying...haha...and i tried using google translate, but it just gave a shake of its head and was dead...you got a fun beat to this one though...at your dancing rhyming show...smiles.

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    1. Yeah but then you'll be more stretchy after a while
      And it won't be so vile haha
      Goggle translate would have a cow
      As many just raise their eyebrow

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  3. I might be an hour and a half late but I still loved this haha, their language is hilarious Pat, awesome writing as usual my friend.

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    1. haha a little late
      Is an okay fate
      You don't want to ruin Hank's streak
      And send him up the creek

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  4. haha..i like all your Triplingatingtings, Froplingalinglings, Gliporlingaringtings and Draglinghingatings...fun folks at your show today...smiles

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    1. Yeah thos ling things
      Are all over my wings

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  5. Goodness, my tongue twisted here and there ~

    Fun time at your mat, Pat ~

    Happy Sunday ~

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    1. A good twist keeps you aware
      Which is the goal today at my lair

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  6. Pat Hatt... of course it rhymes. :) I'm trying to Tweet you, do you have Twitter and I'm missing it?

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    1. Yeah the name rhymes and it is true
      Sure I have twitter at my zoo
      Just slows the b log down having it on the side
      So I made it hide
      pathatt24 is me
      and rhymetime24 is the kitty haha

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  7. I am confused but not a ton

    sun or no sun.

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    1. haha either way
      Can be a confusing display

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  8. Well I enjoyed it since I am confused more often than not!

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  9. Try saying "Froplingalinglings" 10 times fast :)

    cute poem, may the day be a nice one!

    betty

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    1. Once is enough for me
      After that it bring me no glee

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  10. Another awesome post. So fun to read.

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  11. This is awesome. It made me think of Dr. Seuss! :)

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    1. That is the tric
      As I rhyme and umm butt lick

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  12. I like the Triplingatingtings best
    but that you probably guessed.
    This one I want to hear you read allowed.
    Maybe you could do a audio cloud?
    Just record the whole thing there
    and post a link on your blog lair.
    lol...

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    1. that would be aloud. Geesh. I really am turning into you. hahaha.

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    2. haha I never screwed that one up
      That is your hiccup
      Mine is well and while
      That I screw up with style
      And pfft to that
      No need for a tongue tied Pat

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    3. haha..that is true
      it is while and well with you.
      Along with hole and whole
      and thrown and throne.
      hahaha.....
      ok, now I will stop this fun attack
      or you will have your editor sign a privacy contract

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    4. haha the hole and whole barley occurs
      And now throne is fine and cause no eye burns

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    5. barley is a grain
      and so the slip-ups remain!
      LMAO...oh, that is SO funny.
      sorry... lol....

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    6. LMAO I am typing with one hand
      But still funny in my land

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    1. haha eyes and brain
      Both can cause strain

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  14. I don't know if the music that kicked into my head as soon as I began to read your poem "went" with it. But I tell you what, I loved it. Many thanks.

    Greetings from London.

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    1. A tune at play
      Thanks to my display
      That is neat
      Sure it was a great beat

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  15. Those ting things are making me want to stand on my chair and dance!

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    1. haha that would be funny to do
      Just don't all off at your zoo

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  16. Tried to say this one out loud
    made it to the end, but I'm not proud.
    My computer screen is awfully damp
    and my tongue is suffering from cramp!

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    1. haha sorry for the tongue
      At least you didn't pop a lung

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  17. Yes, I'm confused! But that's not unusual for me!

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    1. My sea can confuse
      I like to do that and abuse haha

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  18. Love your new header, is really you with the cats LOL:)

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    1. Yeah some strange version of me
      With super orlin and zorro cassie

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  19. Ha ha, this blows me away.
    My tongue will never be the same
    as words dance and play
    their entertaining game!

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    1. Sorry about the tongue
      At least now lots of ling things can be flung haha

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    1. No defeat
      With the beat
      As you take a seat
      And come to greet

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  21. Este gato,
    pues, el trató
    de hacer una rima
    pero falló en la ultima

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    1. I'll nod and agree
      Best I can do at my sea

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  22. ding, ling, sing, ping, they all have the same ring!

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  23. Yeehaw! Sorry, that just seemed needed with all the clapping and foot stomping and ingaringdings.

    Cute header.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha your yeehaw yell
      Works really swell

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  24. Now have a recording of yourself reading this post as fast as you can.

    I hope you don't like your tongue.

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    1. No thank you
      I like having a working tongue at my zoo haha

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  25. Related to what That Corgi said, I think some of your words here can be used to evaluate which persons stopped by police are intoxicated or not. Add it to the walk and turn test I say.

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    1. Well if they can say them right
      They are prob drunk and should be arrested on site haha

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  26. Hahaha. I was wondering what the cat would bring for the D'verse language fling. Forgot about the ringadingalingaling things. Twisting, turning, convulsing thinking, fun, fun, fun in any voice, once you start reading you have no choice, but to ring a ding ding a lingle ling ling. Thanks for joining in the D'verse thing

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    1. Yeah now my arm works a bit
      So I can join in at the dverse pit
      And ling a ring away
      At my bay

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  27. This is like trying to read a Dr. Seuss book at age 8! My tongue is all over the place on this one :) haha, very nice. I like your new header!

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    1. One day I'll have to make it a book
      When I decide what the hell bohlingaringding's look like at my nook haha

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    1. Damn i am good
      Have it recorded I should

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