Don't Sniff Glue. Obvious, But True!

Don't you just love the cat's great title today? I mean it is just so well thought out at my bay. I can't imagine a better title that could come due. I am just so great at my zoo. The title king I should be called at my wing. Let's see what else I can make. Titles I can sure bake.

Snow is coming!
It is winter so that should be what you're humming.
Coffee is good.
That can't be misunderstood.

Teeth must be brushed.
Thinking that up must have left your brain crushed.
Kids cost money.
Just gets some bees and feed them honey.

Dogs need walks.
That was amazing, must be the air holes in your socks.
Gas is high.
Such an old cry.

Drugs are bad.
How many have you had?
Guns can kill.
Better go and do up my will.

Junk food adds weight.
Even if you eat it off a plate?
Cat's rule.
We knew that, fool.

Sell your home.
Then where would you roam?
Two for one.
That could lead to lots of fun.

People need to shower.
I know you humans have the power.
Flowers grow in the ground.
My, you are very profound.

Trash goes to the dump.
Does your head have a lump?
A chair is where you sit.
Even when you need to shit?

The light turns off and on.
Wow, I bet you are a blast when mowing the lawn.
A phone makes calls.
They'll be whispering that one in the halls.

The cat is through.
Lost a brain cell or two.
I am done.
That was fun.

Did you like the drone? Even talked about the phone. Pffft what a silly sap. The cat likes to flap. A title should be more. Then the same old same old encore. So it will confuse the dumb human masses. Maybe they will get off their asses and learn a thing or two. I know that is wishingful thinking at my zoo. I pass gas. I am crass. I like sass. I will not become a droning little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.