Thursday, January 17, 2013

For The 8th Attack Comes A Creepy Crack?

The cat is here to once more give the kiddies cheer. No, there are no pictures of my little rhyming rear. That sadly may be less creepy I fear. For creepy and crack? What do you think at your shack? Wait! I probably don't want to know. God only knows the search engine hits I'll get having a creepy crack in the title of a post at my show. But enough with the ranting, warning, viewing him may cause your eyes to start slanting.

So last Valentine's Day,
The cat had a scary guy in a diaper on display.
Then Blabber got it through her head,
That he was creepy and would cause her dread.

So Creepy Cupid was born,
And the cat had to honk such a horn.
Add to that Pat and the Cracks,
And you get the crack attacks.

Oh this sounds so bad,
It could be a tad.
But with Creepy Cupid on display,
Pat and the Cracks rocking out at his bay,

A giant squid about,
Some big bossman giving a shout,
And poor old Squat,
Things will surely amuse a lot.

So without further delay,
The 8th children's book from by bay,
Is now all hot to trot.
It is Squat The Robot?







Does that not look grand?
Or maybe a tad into scary land.
The kiddies will sure find it fun,
With Creepy Cupid and Cracks under my sun.

Oh and if you give it a view,
Don't forget to review.
Yeah sort of a cheat rhyme,
I do them once in a while so it's not a crime.

Now go add book eight,
To your gate.
Find out Squat's fate,
Doesn't that question mark make you irate?

What did you think I would stop as I get the Honk of Zagonk to the 10,000 copies sold crop? Not a chance at my sea, as I still have a good fifty. The next a new superhero will be born as well, even though many will damn him to hell. The first sequel comes after that. It stars once more me and Cassie cat. Plus six more in the pipeline, proving I'm an unstoppable feline. At least until after these ones come due, then that may be the end of them at my zoo. Until then more will come to pass from my ever so childish little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

72 comments:

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    1. Back to form
      After yesterday's miss of the norm

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  2. Waaaah!! I miss Blabber!!

    That was just for you, cat. ha ha ha!

    Congrats on yet another book
    being cranked out at your nook
    I know it will soar to great heights
    and make kids giggle with delight
    I wish you all the success in all the land
    I'll always be your biggest fan!!

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    1. hahaha a whine about Blabber from you
      Oh and she misses you too

      We shall see
      As another is added to my tree
      What comes due
      Surely will sell a copy or two

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  3. Big cheers and congrat
    To the best rhyming cat
    Robot will be hero
    And reign like old Nero
    Now comes number eight
    What a marvelous fate
    And all will be sold
    If I may be so bold

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    1. Let's hope all are sold
      That would bring the cat gold
      And get rid of the day job too
      Be nice if that were true haha

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  4. Congrats on another book, Pat!
    You are really prolific..with the cat.

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    1. The cat likes that
      As the ego rises at his mat

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  5. creepy cupid and cracks under my son, that sounds a wee bit on the adult side, haha, but what a ride, htere is no where to hide the cat will spy and write a book, with a left hook, um she is a woman in the mirror and a robot when not, intriguing....

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    1. Under son sounds wayyyyyy bad
      Sun only a tad haha
      Spelling can be hell
      Yeah a robot and human, which one is true, I'll never tell

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  6. Congrats and "mad props"
    But don't celebrate too hard, or they'll call the cops
    I'm sure this is but one of many future successes
    You'll get fain mail from thousands of different addresses
    So a final congrats for a job well done
    You have earned a well-deserved day in the sun

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    1. Sadly it is all snow
      Here at my show
      So no sun today
      Maybe soon at my bay
      Fan mail I got a few
      But actually more hate mail has come due hahaha

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  7. Chalked up another success
    Congrats with your new book
    We rejoice at what you do best
    Catchy title invoking a Robot
    Pray it will take off by storm
    Prolific writer with the rhymes
    Pushing forward in unique form
    Rhyming streak also this time?

    Hank


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    1. Another it could be
      I guess we shall see
      Taking off like a storm
      Would be a great form
      And a rhyming streak?
      Both you and I have surpassed such a peak

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  8. Congrats for another published book Pat ~

    Creepy Cupid looks perfect for kiddies and Valentine's treat..he..he... Another 6 in the pipeline, way to go ~

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    1. Yeah many to come
      From my little rhyming bum
      And creepy is surely a creep
      Would scare away the counting of sheep

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  9. These are always so fun. Well done, Pat!

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    1. Thanks for the look
      Always have fun with them at my nook

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  10. Congrats on a new one Pat. I posted a review of your Swashbuckling book on Amazon, and still have a second book to go.

    Enjoy your day.

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    1. Thanks a ton
      Saw the review one
      And a second as well
      That is surely swell

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  11. Congrats to another book well done, and congrats as well on the sales for Gazonk! Hitting that 10k sold mark sure feels awesome.

    Having another 6 on deck is insane, but in a good way. I hate when you see a writer who's like, "Ugh, I just don't know what to write about." Meanwhile, I think, I just came up with 2 more novel ideas at breakfast, what's your problem?

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    1. haha getting there
      With the 10,000 sales at my lair
      Ever so slow
      But one day it will go
      And yeah those that whine
      Also annoy the feline

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  12. Congrats on the new book!! I'll have to check these out sometime and see if my grand-niece and nephews would like them. Must always feel good to get another one under the belt so to speak and then move on to your next one; sounds like you got several in the planning too; good luck with them all!

    betty

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    1. Thanks for the look
      And yeah nice to get one done at my nook
      And be on to another one
      As I have planned a ton

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  13. Oops, a Big Crack Attack! Say no to crack!

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    1. haha yeah that crack will blind
      Worse than most any behind

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  14. Well done lad, You are nothing if not prolific.

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    1. At least I am that
      Which strokes the ego of the cat

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  15. I was wondering if you'd thought of writing children's books, and then I started poking around your website. I just purchased the Kindle version of The Swashbuckle Chuckle.

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    1. Yeah it was mentioned a year ago around this time
      I should do a children's book rhyme
      And so I did at my sea
      Now eight have been done by me
      Thanks a ton too
      Hope it is enjoyed by you

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  16. Congrats Pat .... especially for Valentine:) haha

    where is Blabber??? I miss her:(

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    1. Yeah good to use for a scare
      To get rid of that day from each lair haha

      She is working and getting ready for the baby and such
      Doesn't have much time to blog and keep in touch

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    2. when you mail her tell I send huggss!!

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    3. That I will
      When I email her hill

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  17. I remember creepy cupid from last year and finding it hilarious haha so it's great to see him back, I'd forgotten all about this guy!

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    1. Yeah he is back
      And Squat will go on the creepy cupid attack

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  18. woohoo...congrats on the book pat..way to go...smiles

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  19. conga rats to ewe pat; dad ta orlin N cassie; on yur new book; we hope ya sell 80 trillionz bazillion copies !!!!

    :)

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    1. That would grand
      Then we'd be rich in our land

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  20. A published author, wow
    Congrats to you, I bow
    Way to go, Pat
    And what a cool cat
    :)

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    1. Yep book eight
      Here at my gate
      Will double that soon
      As I continue to be a rhyming loon haha

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  21. Congrats on your new book! Creepy Cupid sounds horrid. Keep him at your shore. Schultz will eat him if he comes to mine!

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    1. Yeah that he is
      With his creepy biz
      haha deserved to be eaten up
      By your poo eating pup

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  22. sounds like a lot of fun!
    hope you sell a ton!

    the orlin/cassie sequel will be fine!
    Wonder what you'll 'cook' up this time! :)

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    1. We shall see
      What comes due for me
      And yeah that one is grand
      Will be fun to see what comes due in my land

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  23. You'll remember us when you're famous won't you?
    Best of luck all the same, you're a success now even if you fail.

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    1. I'll try and remember all
      Should fame come to my hall haha

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  24. 8 books!-
    this number signify
    the flow of money, time, ideas
    in the endless loops!
    Congratulation, Pat!

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    1. Yeah quite the number
      Dream them up when I slumber
      And away they go
      Maybe one day I'll get some dough

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  25. Very cool blog. Interesting posts. ;)
    Nice atmosphere guests with you here on the blog. ;]
    Yours. Have a nice day. !

    Follow me on facebook fanpage
    I'm very concerned about this, please. :)
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/In-another-light/413836138693856

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    1. Thanks for the look
      At my nook
      And yeah many are found
      And stick around

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  26. That Cupid sure is scary, he is also a bit lairy! Congrats on your book, top images and great look. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah he can scare
      And sure raise ones neck hair

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  27. Creepy Cupid is a bit on the hairy and scary side for me. It is good to be back reading blogs!

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    1. haha that is what a bad guy should be
      Glad your back in the blogger sea

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  28. Hey 'Pat in the Hatt', it's Cat in the Hat. Yes, Dr. Seuss is on the loose...

    Creepy Cupid,
    Doesn't sound stupid.

    And cause I'm such a great guy,
    I now link into your site,
    My oh my....

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    1. Thanks for the follow
      Sue know it's not hollow
      And yeah Seuss I try to be
      One day I may get there at my sea

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  29. a new book eh?

    Good luck to you at your bay

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  30. This Valentine's Day deal
    Is so sickly sweet
    I'm glad to meet
    Someone "creeping it real."

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    1. Will only rot your eyes too
      And not the teeth from you haha

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  31. You really turn out the books! Congratulations on the release of Squat the Robot. :)

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    1. Thanks a ton
      And yeah I'm sitting on more than one

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  32. A creepy crack?
    An easy trick I fear.
    The bottom of my back...
    Now THERE'S a spooky rear!

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    1. A book on cracks
      That woul give some heart attacks

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  33. When we think of a creepy crack
    what comes to mind is the plumber's back.


    Yikes, Pat! You HAVE rubbed off on us!

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    1. haha rubbing off is grand
      And yeah that is sure creepy in any land

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  34. Congratulations for the release of the book...wish its success !

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    1. Hopefully success will come due
      To all at my zoo

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  35. Congrats Pat on having a new book! Well done.

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    1. Yeah feels nice
      The cat will go chew mice

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