So last Valentine's Day,
The cat had a scary guy in a diaper on display.
Then Blabber got it through her head,
That he was creepy and would cause her dread.
So Creepy Cupid was born,
And the cat had to honk such a horn.
Add to that Pat and the Cracks,
And you get the crack attacks.
Oh this sounds so bad,
It could be a tad.
But with Creepy Cupid on display,
Pat and the Cracks rocking out at his bay,
A giant squid about,
Some big bossman giving a shout,
And poor old Squat,
Things will surely amuse a lot.
So without further delay,
The 8th children's book from by bay,
Is now all hot to trot.
It is Squat The Robot?
Does that not look grand?
Or maybe a tad into scary land.
The kiddies will sure find it fun,
With Creepy Cupid and Cracks under my sun.
Oh and if you give it a view,
Don't forget to review.
Yeah sort of a cheat rhyme,
I do them once in a while so it's not a crime.
Now go add book eight,
To your gate.
Find out Squat's fate,
Doesn't that question mark make you irate?
What did you think I would stop as I get the Honk of Zagonk to the 10,000 copies sold crop? Not a chance at my sea, as I still have a good fifty. The next a new superhero will be born as well, even though many will damn him to hell. The first sequel comes after that. It stars once more me and Cassie cat. Plus six more in the pipeline, proving I'm an unstoppable feline. At least until after these ones come due, then that may be the end of them at my zoo. Until then more will come to pass from my ever so childish little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.