Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Get Your Kicks With A dVerse Fix!

So many may curse with this dVerse, having to go through such crap to see the so called smart chap. But most times it is just a pain or makes more pains rain. For your viewing pleasure comes another ABC's of Rhyme Time where things we measure. Like the wait at the doctor's office gate.

A is for ass which had no hurt.
But a chair of low class made that inert.
B brings on the back with new pains.
Chairs sure cause flack but the doctor gains.

C is for cut which has occurred.
Stuck in a rut you thought your name was the word.
D is for dick which is hopefully fine.
But your with the sick in one big line.

E relates to ear which you should plug.
All those noises you hear might make you bug.
F is for fracture of your dear old brain.
Ailments you manufacture while going insane.

G you know will be good and that is all.
They simply should write that chime on the wall.
H is for humor of which there is none.
Growing a tumor would be more fun.

I is for imagination which is clearly lacking.
Same old narration as the golf game can't be slacking.
J fills the joints with much aggravation.
Reviewing the points all wish them damnation.

K is for kids letting loose their snot.
Should create lids or get them a big pot.
L is for lip which is in a quiver.
The infected hip will surely affect your liver.

M is for more that keep filing in.
Germs sure explore this death pit bin.
N is for nippy because of the A/C.
They don't want you lippy and more sick means more money.

O is for oops which all say.
When their nose droops and they spit snot your way.
P is for prick because you're still there.
Be rather slick so the kids can't hear you swear.

Q is for quarter which you need more.
Time is running shorter a parking ticket will be on your door.
R brings a rattle to your poor knees.
Now you have to battle trying not to sneeze.

S continues to shrink the ever filling room.
Try not to blink or germs will bring doom.
T is for tippy like you are drunk.
A little less lippy but blaming this punk.

U is for ulcer which you now have within.
Poor Mr. Sulser is also committing a sin.
V is for vague which you will hear.
But in case it's the plague be prepared to show your rear.

W is for work which you are missing.
At least there is the perk of a little ass kissing.
X brings xenophobia into play.
Followed by claustrophobia ruining your day.

Y is for yellow the state of your complexion.
At least some jello will come with your rump injection.
Z is for zipper which is up good and tight.
That dick is sure chipper as your name finally takes flight.

There we go, another ABC show has come due. Sadly a lot is true. Get more germs just sitting there than you ever would at any fair. Nasty as nasty can be, glad the cat just has to deal with a flea. Maybe if they added some laughing gas it might make it better for all and my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

78 comments:

  1. An ABC show is thrilling
    The Cat at its very best
    One can have such a fling
    Go any direction as the rest

    And with a lot of humor
    To spice up the story
    We can certainly take more
    Whenever the Cat's ready!

    Hank

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    1. More will sure come
      As the abc tunes will still hum
      Every once in a while
      I'll stretch them a good long mile

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  2. at least you did not catch yourself in the zipper....that would be tragic you know....all those metal teeth at your ....show...what and interesting alphabet you sent spinning...by the sound of them the population will soon be thinning

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    1. haha yeah away they will go
      From such a visiting show
      And always careful with the zipper
      Want things to remain chipper haha

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  3. Just reminded me of a different type of Sesame Street!

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    1. haha one not so lame
      I hope with such a claim

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  4. A is for ANOTHER rhyme
    love this way to pass the time
    see you at dVerse today
    fun to rhyme and rhyme away!

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    1. That I do
      At my zoo
      Rhyme and play
      Each and every day

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  5. Oh this made me giggle as I am stuck in the hospital with my Dad. So many doctors, nurses, bare butts in hospital gowns and germs galore!!!!!!

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    1. haha right up close
      There away from your house
      Wash your hands a ton
      As the germs surely run

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  6. If you really love to wait
    And take in germs to be your fate
    By one who thinks they are perfection
    I can whisper only one suggestion
    Someone who carries pen and pad
    And who's writings very bad
    You'll get drugs to ease your pain
    Without, you think you'll go insane
    If it's a cure you had in mind
    in a den of germs you'll never find

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    1. Yeah all you will get is pills
      That some pop for thrills
      A bunch of crap
      I avoid such a trap
      As those germs can go
      Visit some other show

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  7. abc 123 and some cheese

    good thing we have 26 letters and not thousands of characters like Chinese.

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    1. Yeah the post would never load
      Here at my road

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  8. MY young son watches ABC song videos on YouTube all the time. Perhaps, you can do this one in song and put it there--mixed media and all.

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    1. haha that would be fun to do
      Going all speaking abc at my zoo

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  9. Wow...this was quite a variety of ills
    I recently had a fever with chills
    As far as the maladies, sounds as if there are many
    The doctors must me making a plenty
    Hopefully the ills become less and less as spring draws near
    Until then though, they're a pain in the rear

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    1. Yeah the germs are about
      Which brought on this shout
      Thankfully I don't have those
      Just other woes haha

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  10. This really is cute; I liked it since I'm in the medical field, sort of, but who truly enjoys a visit to the doctor and the wait it can cause; not too many of us as evidenced by this rhyme of yours.

    betty

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    1. Yeah the wait can be a pain
      Even worse than what brought you to the dr's lane

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  11. I hate visiting the doctor's office and waiting for my turn ~

    And I am careful not to touch anything because of the flu and germs ~

    Keep warm Pat, its terribly cold today ~

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    1. Yeah cold and snowing too
      Hate it at my zoo
      And I avoid touching anything as well
      Those places aren't swell

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  12. haha...this was cute and oh, so true!
    If you want to get sick, sit in the doc's waiting room!

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    1. Yeah doc's room, hospitals, airports and the gym
      Is where you'll find germs up to the brim

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  13. Maybe alphabet soup will cure the sickies!

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  14. yellow = jaundice...

    ...

    is there a rhyme for jaundice? I got stuck trying to think of one! :D

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    1. Yeah we know that well
      As Cassie had it at our sell
      humongus is close I suppose
      But not much, unless you use names, really flows

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  15. What a great job in using the letters of the alphabet for your lines here Pat, humorous stuff as usual my man although that was the plan. At least I hope so, or I'll have caught on to you here slow.

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    1. That is was indeed
      As I had some a to z fun at my feed

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  16. olrin N cassie...ewe noe...we haz lived a good manee yeerz N haz spent a live long day tryin ta figure out what de ba jezuz bee wrong with R food service purrson

    thanx guys...now we noe

    her haza fractshun on her inn sane brain !!!

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    1. haha glad we could help out
      And now you know what is wrong should your food service person pout or shout

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  17. coz like look...her canna even SPELL

    ORLIN....

    ( see above post ) !

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    1. A word wrong here and there
      Is fine at my lair

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  18. I think I have a fracture on my brain from cleaning my kids' snots.

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    1. haha brain and germ pain
      Snot must be all over your lane

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  19. Laughter is good medicine, esp. for those dealing with a case of being too nasty (so pfft to the flea).

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    1. Yeah laughing is grand
      As well as killing all fleas in the land

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  20. haha...that was a fun journey through the alphabet....K is for kids letting loose their snot...i can picture this...made me laugh out loud..smiles

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    1. haha yeah they don't hold back
      And go on the snot attack

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  21. Very cool blog. Interesting posts. ;)
    Nice atmosphere guests with you here on the blog. ;]
    Yours. Have a nice day. !

    Follow me on facebook fanpage and blog
    I'm very concerned about this, please. :)
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/In-another-light/413836138693856

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  22. This is so true! The nastiest place on earth is a doctor's waiting room.

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    1. Yep, tons of germs
      Just squirm around like worms

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  23. This is so cute! I needed a chuckle today.

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    1. Glad I could provide
      A chuckle with my abc ride

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  24. Very inventive, but hitting too close to home. Since I recently had to visit a doc office. And I have 2 more of these routine visits, to schedule.

    Why did I think Jan. a good month, to gather in all my yearly appointments?????????????????????????? Gads!!!!!!!!!!!

    "Auntie"

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    1. Blah to all the germs you will see
      But at least you will get it over with at your tree

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  25. Well that's the alphabet challenge out of the way.
    What can I say
    Something beginning with the letter "A"...

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    1. Much could be said with a
      Some not so positive but fun anyway

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  26. I've missed your playful sense of humor Pat.

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    1. Glad I was missed
      Welcome back to my abc list

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    1. Will try
      As they are few and between under my sky

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  28. Thanks for the ABCs.
    They're pretty slick.
    It's good to see...
    Letters? Still 26.

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    1. Yeah adding more would just confuse
      Although that too could amuse

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  29. We're speechless! Not only rhyming but going through the alphabet too. Its beyond our powers.

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    1. Making you speechless at my sea
      So fun for little old me

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  30. alphabetti spaghetti, as easy as 1,2,3
    Doe, Ray and ME think that Pat makes the Rhyme
    look E Z, E Z, E Z! :D

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    1. Well it doesn't come very tough
      This rhyming stuff

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  31. thank you for the chuckles as always :) Pat

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    1. Glad I could assist
      With a chuckle due to my a to z list

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  32. I was curious to see what you'd use for x. You tricky bastard you.

    That was sneaky, working it in like that. :P

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    1. haha nothing can stop me
      I'll find a way to get everytthing in from a to z

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  33. You changed your header! Way cool. This was clever Pat. You continually amaze me.

    .......dhole

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    1. Glad I can amaze
      And glad the header is a cool gaze

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  34. abcs you give to we, germs are about, if you're quiet or if you shout, funny, (knock on wood) haven't been bit bad by the bug this time around, and kind of funny since I always do, despite getting the shot that many feel is due, but this year no shot was got and so far so good in this lot. Fun run through a to z, like how you separated a space in between each. Always a creative spin here at your rhyming bin

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    1. Yeah the shot
      Can simply rot
      All a load of crap
      To fill their wallet gap

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  35. haha..this one was awesome...just loved this ABCD :D

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    1. Fun to go through too
      Glad it was liked by you

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  36. "W is for work which you are missing.
    At least there is the perk of a little ass kissing."

    This was fun. Thanks for the laugh, Pat.

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    1. No problem at all
      Always happy to provide a laugh at my hall

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  37. Sounds like you need a little alphabet soup to help you feel better! Lol, take care Pat!

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    1. haha not sure that would work
      Although if it did that would be a perk

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  38. I'm impressed you can make a visit to the doctor funny.
    I laughed so hard I hurt my tummy!

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    1. haha maybe laughing can get rid of the germs there
      That would be a fun affair

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