So many may curse with this dVerse, having to go through such crap to see the so called smart chap. But most times it is just a pain or makes more pains rain. For your viewing pleasure comes another ABC's of Rhyme Time where things we measure. Like the wait at the doctor's office gate.
A is for ass which had no hurt.
But a chair of low class made that inert.
B brings on the back with new pains.
Chairs sure cause flack but the doctor gains.
C is for cut which has occurred.
Stuck in a rut you thought your name was the word.
D is for dick which is hopefully fine.
But your with the sick in one big line.
E relates to ear which you should plug.
All those noises you hear might make you bug.
F is for fracture of your dear old brain.
Ailments you manufacture while going insane.
G you know will be good and that is all.
They simply should write that chime on the wall.
H is for humor of which there is none.
Growing a tumor would be more fun.
I is for imagination which is clearly lacking.
Same old narration as the golf game can't be slacking.
J fills the joints with much aggravation.
Reviewing the points all wish them damnation.
K is for kids letting loose their snot.
Should create lids or get them a big pot.
L is for lip which is in a quiver.
The infected hip will surely affect your liver.
M is for more that keep filing in.
Germs sure explore this death pit bin.
N is for nippy because of the A/C.
They don't want you lippy and more sick means more money.
O is for oops which all say.
When their nose droops and they spit snot your way.
P is for prick because you're still there.
Be rather slick so the kids can't hear you swear.
Q is for quarter which you need more.
Time is running shorter a parking ticket will be on your door.
R brings a rattle to your poor knees.
Now you have to battle trying not to sneeze.
S continues to shrink the ever filling room.
Try not to blink or germs will bring doom.
T is for tippy like you are drunk.
A little less lippy but blaming this punk.
U is for ulcer which you now have within.
Poor Mr. Sulser is also committing a sin.
V is for vague which you will hear.
But in case it's the plague be prepared to show your rear.
W is for work which you are missing.
At least there is the perk of a little ass kissing.
X brings xenophobia into play.
Followed by claustrophobia ruining your day.
Y is for yellow the state of your complexion.
At least some jello will come with your rump injection.
Z is for zipper which is up good and tight.
That dick is sure chipper as your name finally takes flight.
There we go, another ABC show has come due. Sadly a lot is true. Get more germs just sitting there than you ever would at any fair. Nasty as nasty can be, glad the cat just has to deal with a flea. Maybe if they added some laughing gas it might make it better for all and my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.