The cat rarely pays attention to that DM stuff over at the Twitter way. But I thought it would be fun to put some on display. I mean people have such wise things to say each and every day.
Real People, Real Sex.
But they don't tell the specs.
Wanna feck?
My aren't you, who's 5000 miles away, a schmuck.
Buy it right now!
Holy cow!
Buy it today!
Is that all you have to say?
People are talking about you.
The cat is used to such things coming due.
Exclusive photos, so cool.
No one wants to see you in your undies, fool.
What on earth do you think they are doing on this video?
After the underwear guy, I really don't want to know.
Go to blank for free gifts and tips.
Hmmm charging you up the ass didn't come from our lips.
You're invited to join a private beta launch now!
Some how I don't think it is such a private vow.
Check us out!
If I don't will you pout?
Someone is making up a horrible blog about you.
All I can say is whoopdi friggin doo.
They got you on.
Well I got them by leaving a present on their lawn.
Take a look, let me know what you think.
I think you don't look good in pink.
Magic Submitter!
I bet the bathtub is bitter.
Just what exactly have you been doing inside this video?
Did you catch me cleaning myself down below?
Really???
Hmmm did someone cop a feely?
Top stories today!
Hmm I never gave you any to display.
Donate to a great cause.
Like getting rid of those zombie foot claws?
Over $20,000,000 cash out already.
My aren't you giving money away steady.
Claim your share!
Those who don't like monopoly money, beware.
And there are so many more,
That you robot humans send to my shore.
How can such wonderful things come from your brain?
You robots must be so smart you are insane.
The cat just had to poke fun at the robots that run, with their fake human faces over at the Twitter DM races. Then there are the beggars and flat out no shame humans too. The cat will just flush them down the loo. But first I'll give them some gas and it will surely be the smelly kind that comes from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Krakatoa!
ReplyDeleteMade poor Hank
DeleteWalk the plank
Well there's me officially annoyed Pat haha. Originally I had a pretty long comment typed up but forgot to press publish for some reason and after refreshing this page it's gone now. Anyway I basically just said that this was a great ode to the annoying dms that people can get on Twitter. My least favourite is the one where you get a message about people who have been talking about you with a link to what they said only for it to be like a false Twitter website that tries to get you to log in so it can take your Twitter name and password and probably send the messages out to others. These dm guys can be sneaky although some of their methods can just plain suck. Great post buddy.
ReplyDeleteBah just blame blogger
DeleteOr maybe the guy who invented frogger haha
For the mistake
That you didn't make
Yeah that is all it is
One big con biz
So they can steal your info
And use your account to let their crap flow
hahaha yeah i really dont care what people are saying about me, unless its you, what a bunch of knuckle heads nothing better to do than spam and some poor sucker will click it and his computer, they'll muck it...
ReplyDeleteYeah the computer will go down
DeleteTo repair town
Should one click
Meaning they aren't very slick
Ha I used to be on twitter
ReplyDeletebut there was too much chitter
that I figured I'd stay fitter
if I didn't get involved in pitter
of which so much was litter
(so I pulled the plug!)
haha sounds like it wasn't rough
DeleteOr at all tough
To get rid of the fluff
And let twitter go up in a puff
I started out with twitter too
ReplyDeleteBut what a shabby thing to do
But now I stick with my friends on the blog
And it leaves me time to go out for a jog
Yeah I just set up some to run
DeleteOne day a week under my sun
And then ignore the thing
More fun under bloggers wing
I used to like Twitter but now it's a bore. I can't believe how many people click on those stupid DM links and let themselves be hack. Seriously, people!!!! What were you thinking????
ReplyDeleteYeah they are just asking for trouble
DeleteAnd then whine when they get hacked and lost in the twitter rubble
I just erase those DM messages on Twitter. Twitter can be fun but most of the time it's boring.
ReplyDeleteYeah that is about the size of it
DeleteWith their dm errr umm shit
Initially, I found Twitter to be a bore
ReplyDeleteBut then I began to use it more
I find it to be more minimalist that Facebook
But then again, maybe that's just letting myself off the hook
Yeah it is a bore
DeleteBut can be fun to explore
And must be used too
If one wants to get a book view
I never pay attention to them Pat ~ They all just want your money, that's it ~
ReplyDeleteHave a good day ~
Pretty much all it is
DeleteWith the dm biz
Twitter has quite a few twits
ReplyDeletemaybe a kick in their bits
would make them quit.
haha probably get a sore leg
DeletePlaying bit tag
Another good reason for my Twitter account to remain dusty...
ReplyDeleteLetting it remain in the dust
DeleteSure isn't a bust
-chuckle- Makes me more-glad, that I no longer have a home at Twitter's Pad.
ReplyDeleteEeeeek! You've actually got me trying this rhyming-thing! Unheard of! ,-)
"Auntie"
And rhymed you did
DeleteNow it you will never get rid
Bad grammer there
But I don't care haha
Twitter is the only social media that is archived by the Library of Congress!
ReplyDeleteEver since it's inception in 2006, which is quite the process!
Lots of crap kept for all to see
if someone wanted to read for a year or three.
lol...
Damn, never knew that
DeleteYou would never get to read through all of that at any mat
As there are billions of tweets a year
To look at that would be something to fear
lots of crap
Deleteflowing from your trap?
lol....
I'm sure you have lots of company
as millions tweet quite frequently.
Yeah tons there
DeleteMost of which no one would care
And crap flows the other way
Just in case you are confused at your bay haha
oh...yes, so it does.
Deletethat's good to know...just because.
But I didn't mean literal crap,
just the kind where lips do flap.
hahahaha.
Haha that would be spit
DeleteBut it rhymes with umm shit
Another word for it
Getting all symatical at my pit hahaha
Can't spell
Deletewhat the hell
lol....yes, but that I already knew!
DeleteAnd that you need me, too!
haha just beating you to the punch
DeleteEither way I'm still out to lunch
Now I know why I don't Twitter; I did like the part of leaving something on the lawn LOL :)
ReplyDeletebetty
Yeah best to avoid if you have no use for it
DeleteAlso fun leaving stuff on the lawn like err umm spit haha
I think of you, Cat, every time I scoop the litter.
DeleteNow, doesn't that just make you shiver?
lol.....
hahaha well that must mean you think of the cat a lot
DeleteConsidering there are a ton at your plot
yep, no pringle can here.
DeleteIt wouldn't all fit, I fear.
haha I use the plastic bins from my spinach now
DeleteThey can hold a ton but smell and may raise an eyebrow haha
Sometimes the information overload mekes me giggle n' yawn at the same time.
ReplyDeleteYeah it can do both
DeleteAlthough quickly annoys with its growth
You mean there is a way to be rid of the zombie feet at your display?
ReplyDeleteFor that I may just have to pay!
Those things caused me to spit and gag
and dare I say cause me to nag
that you never show them here again
keep those feet locked up in a pen!
haha maybe one day
DeleteThey wil be back on display
I could have a one eyed thing drawn
Walking around with zombie feet across a lawn
Yeah. No shame humans. Leave presents on their lawns!
ReplyDeleteServes them right
DeleteStep in it some night
Definitely a major information overload!
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteAs all twitter crap with glee
orlin N cassie
ReplyDeletethere bee a reezon
we doeznt twitter
N itz got nothin ta due with
.... TWEET...burd
coz if itz crap we bee wantin
N crap ta bee seein
we'll chek out R litter box
...werd......
hahaha should have known
DeleteYou would hold the phone
Because of the bird
Twitter is absurd
People are always talking, right? I just don't want to know what it is they're saying :) I like the new header! Hope all is well with you!
ReplyDeleteYeah they always have something to say
DeleteAn most of it is trah at twitter's bay
Ah, Twitter's for the birds
ReplyDeleteAnd a lousy place to meet.
Such behavior is absurd;
I'd rather toot than tweet.
haha tooting is fun
DeleteCan get a shun
But oh well
Toot them to hell
Twitter is an inane fad
ReplyDeleteAnd facebooking is just as bad
Why report on every meal you've had?
Or that your kid has the hiccups
And dog's got the flu
To hide all the updates
Is what one must do.
Still I prefer it to twitter
It's easy to use and not nearly as bitter.
xoRobyn
Yeah facebook is crap
DeleteMade that take a dirt nap
Who cares about all the junk
People put up to get some attention to their funk
Twitter works because you can ignore
Easily the crap that comes ashore
I almost never Tweet
ReplyDeleteSo I said, "Well, f'ing sheeeeeeet"
'Cause my account was hacked
And I got a bunch of flack
From Kitties who got spammed,
Shoot, they were all like, "Damn!"
Quite the woes
DeleteMust curl your toes
Need to track the hacker down
And stab them with your crown
Haha this is fun! Rhyming cat...who knew?
ReplyDeleteYeah is kind of crazy
DeleteBut the cat is never lazy
Our mom says poop on Twitter, she doesn't care what everyone thinks every moment of the day. Same with FB, it can be the worst kind of keeping up with the Joneses.
ReplyDeleteYeah facebook can kiss my gazoo
DeleteI really hate that too
I don't even read my twitter feed. It goes a little too fast for my non rhyming ass.
ReplyDeleteYeah I ignore most
DeleteThat shows up on Twitter's coast
it's rather sad that robots have twitter and I don't.
ReplyDeleteWell you need a robot you
DeleteTo handle the robot twitter crew
I'm with Adam. Not Twitter for me, no need to see that stuff.
ReplyDeleteYeah is a load of bunk
DeleteThat you don't need to kerplunk
ReplyDeleteI never use Twitter Pat; bore me:( anyway here a lot of people use and comment twitt!
Yeah it is very boring
DeleteCould leave one snoring