So the cat will play a little game matching the good and the bad of food fame. For with all the crap that came due he has learned a thing or two. Some are not that pretty might scare an old bitty.
By now many know,
That pringle cans are used for waste at my show.
But what you may not of heard,
Is the "light" is absurd.
Yeah, less fat for you.
But you know what is true?
The light pringles cause anal leakage when eaten.
Yummy, that fact can't be beaten.
Oh and rice is so great.
All should eat it on their plate.
Whoops, aresnic content is high.
So go ahead and answer your black stomach cry.
Pesticides are here and there,
All over your lair.
From corn to grapes,
You may be better off eating those old cassette tapes.
Oh and then there is the trans fat,
Which is in tons at your mat.
That stuff is oh so bad,
According to some scientific lass or lad.
Then there is this,
Then there is that.
None causes bliss,
You just get fat.
But flip it around,
And look what is found.
This study says the opposite thing,
Another let's a cancellation fling.
So besides the obvious anal leakage stuff.
Who really knows with their huff.
All one can do,
Is eat what works for you.
The cat has easily surmised this day,
That each and every single solitary bay,
Are different in every way,
With what they can eat on their food tray.
Miracle diet or eating this many times,
Is crap and worse than mimes.
No such thing!
That these idiots fling.
What works for one,
Does not work for another under the same sun.
They just want to keep the blinders on.
So all will fall for their con.
Obviously there is bad,
That should not be had.
But no such thing as good,
For each and every hood.
That was the cat's rant for today. Sorry for the anal leakage display. That isn't something I wanted to know. So I figured I'd share at my show. But the next time you see anything saying this is good and this bad and this is that and this is this. Print it off and on it take a piss. That is the worth of it. Food guides are worth about as much as spit. Actually that is worth more at my grass for the cat can use it to clean his little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.