Monday, January 14, 2013

OH MY GOD! I Need To Throw Up My Cod!

So the cat has not written a new post in almost a month at his sea. I bet it was not guessed by thee. Being 90 ahead, now 68, is grand. For Pat has to rest his arm/hand. But ideas are still written down, up to another 100 ready for my town. Anyway with that out of the way, there is no friggin way I could not put this on display. The cat is still shaking his head. Warning the next few images may cause you dread.

So there is a stalker,
Who is also a gawker.
He can also draw,
Unlike me and my paw.

Pat opened his mail the other day,
And holy shit is what he had to say.
For there was a pic,
That was rather slick.

After he was through laughing a bit,
That is when the cat started to spit.
The last one is just oh so wrong.
Pat never ever should have said anything about the zebra thong!

So without further adieu,
Here is an unvieling for you.
I know, I come out of resting for this?
But that bod could give some bliss.



Now where does the cat even begin?
This is just too easy to win.
From the man boobs to the hairy pits,
These will surely get some coffee spits.

Want to play with the zebra though?
hahaha Pat should think twice what he wants to show.
Bah what the hell,
Maybe I should use it on a new banner to scare to scaries away from my cell.

I hope you enjoyed the show. Sorry if coffee got spit to and fro. But Pat just had to share, as he stood there either oh so tacky or bare. The cat could not resist. Well worth typing out with my left wrist. Now I have to go throw up some more bass as I pass some gas from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Has to have been a full week
      Now at my creek

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    2. Not even lurking yesterday
      But it was a giveaway!

      Hank

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    3. Yeah Brian was a tad slow
      But that just makes your streak grow

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  2. well you are blessed by digital enhancement at your show, aint it grand how it makes things grow, ha, err, poor zebra, your artwork gave me a shiva, like a slivah in ya fingah & your mom heating the needle to dig it out...haha...joking, though i was choking...have a great day cat

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    1. You stole the words right out of my mouth Brian.

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    2. Yeah digital enhancing is grand
      Showing things across the land
      Made you choke
      haha such fun thanks to that Pat bloke

      Poor Anne
      Getting her words stolen at my can

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  3. Christ on a crutch,
    this is
    too much
    for me to
    view, here
    at your zoo.

    For the
    zebra thong
    it grew too
    long for
    me to stay
    and play
    at your
    bay.

    If that fecking zebra raises it's head, I'm blocking you Cat.

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    1. LMAO the zebra just wants to play
      And stay on display
      I think a banner will have to come due
      With the zebra there just for you hahaha

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    2. I have to admit it's brilliant Cat and I did spit my tea out when I saw it. I also laughed so hard that I woke the Spawn up from a dead sleep.

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    3. hahaha knew I would get a spit
      Just from one look at it
      I couldn't help but laugh when it came due
      And the cat is of courese not above making fun of Pat at our zoo

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  4. I'm so glad Pat decided to share
    all of his glorious armpit hair
    and his rockin' abs
    for they sure are fab!
    The zebra thong
    seems pretty long
    and the ladies will surely gather
    with oil they will slather
    Pat's muscles and more
    How can they not adore?

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    1. Sucking up to Pat?
      Geez you disturb the cat
      But if any ladies show
      I'll make them go
      As he can just find loons
      Better off with baboons

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    1. haha oh I hate that phrase
      But it works for this gaze

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  6. That is great! Just what I needed to see on a Monday morning. Lol

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    1. Glad I could perk you up
      Along with the coffee in your cup

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  7. Laughing my head off here!

    That was quite a show.
    But it must be cold in the snow!

    LOL....this really got my day off to a fun start!

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    1. haha yeah I was laughing mine off too
      When I first gave it a view
      The zebra covers up the shrinkage though
      So that works if the cold tends to show haha

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    2. Jaysus, if that's what it looks like with shrinkage, then on a sunny day that thing must look like a giraffe.

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    3. hahaha well it is cold here a ton
      So maybe shrinkage only comes with the sun

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  8. Show it man, yeah what the heck
    The zebra, yeah the zebra up the deck
    You can start with the art work first
    Then startle with the outburst
    You'll sure get the followers
    to whet their thirst
    They'll clamor
    for more!

    Hank

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    1. Be a strip place
      Adding followers to my race
      So may as well show
      Letting the zebra be all aglow

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  9. Wow, nice pecs and abs, Pat. Your chair leaning back exercises are really paying off. :D

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    1. Yeah who knew a chair could do suck work
      It sure is a perk

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  10. That was too funny not to share, your cat surely knows what's fair and not fair!

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah had to be shown at me sea
      As the cat is one fun kitty

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  11. Well...where on earch to begin
    This picture throws my head for a spin
    Might make a good costume for Halloween
    For it would surely cause many a scream

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    1. hahaha yeah such a sin
      But sure is a win
      May make on go for the gin
      Be quite the halloween pin

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  12. I love the big round boobies, which look a little like implants. But hey, I'm not judging. Boobs are always great, in my book.

    Is it hard to walk, since you have a huge upper body, chicken legs, and only 2 toes?

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    1. LOL yeah those two toes make it hard to walk indeed
      But I get around on my zebra steed

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  13. My New Year's resolution is to have abs like that Pat. Thanks now I have a mental image of what can be.

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    1. Good luck with that
      Maybe it should actually be tried by Pat haha

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  14. So you aren't going to say
    who drew such a display?
    I thought man boobs, too
    which do not look good on you!
    But at least you wore the underwear under the thong.
    Not to would have been oh so wrong.
    You say you'll display
    to make the scarries go away?
    I think that will draw them near,
    so you should live in fear.
    hahahaha.

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    1. hahahaha yeah you are right
      The scaries will come to my site
      I guess it will make each seach engine chime
      That much more interesting to rhyme
      And yeah those man boobs are too big too
      I'd fall over if they really were in view

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    2. well, that zebra isn't exactly small
      I guess we know which direction you'd fall.
      Gravity pulling you forward for sure!
      Flat on your back would never occur!
      hahahaha.

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    3. hahaha works for me
      As my back wouldn't suffer just my knee
      Or maybe what rhymes with slick
      That may also hurt with such a trick haha

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    4. Aw, no...those moobs would cushion your fall.
      Everything would be swell at your hall.

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    5. hahaha the moobs come in handy
      I guess they are kind of dandy

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    6. Please don't use the word "swell" in relation to this post. I'm getting a visual here.

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    7. haha going to the gutter
      May make some stutter

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  15. orlin N cassie...yur dad haz boobs bigger than R mom !!!

    :)

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    1. Lmao that is sad
      Such a shame having him as a dad

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  16. DANG you are smokin' hot!!!!! I dig a dude with moobs and heart shaped lips.

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    1. moobs?...oh, now I am really laughing.... oh gosh...lmao

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    2. LMAO I never noticed the heart shaped lips
      Those moobs make sure no one looks at my no hips

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  17. more than I needed to see

    maybe more artwork a little more low-key?

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    1. hahaha bah may as well bare all
      And slap it up on the wall

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  18. It's awesome to read that because you were so far ahead you were able to take a whole month's break Pat, that's absolutely amazing although you still are so far ahead though Pat, that's impressive work, maybe I should follow you although that may drive me berserk and my posts not as current. I love the photos too, even though they're confusing but at least the funny looking dude is not losing.

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    1. Yeah a forced break
      So my arm wouldnt shake
      And fall off at my sea
      Still stupid thing is tingly

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  19. wait... so you got an AD for a zebra thong??? Such a thing exists?

    I would think it would be a snake of some sort.

    Oh! An anaconda! Because, yanno. (My anaconda don't want none unless she's got buns, hun.)

    :D

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    1. hahaha the anaconda would surely play
      But the zebra has a voicebox that makes it neigh

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  20. Whoa. That's rates right up there with the inflatable bra!

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    1. haha but that one was real
      This is just an artist spinning his wheel

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  21. I take it there was a lot of padding?

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    1. haha socks aren't just for wearing
      They can get people staring

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    2. I don't think so Fran, they say Canadian men are like Irish men in that department.....

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    3. Canadian cats are even better I hear
      The viking woman can cheer haha

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  22. I'll admit, this was worth a coffee spit!

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    1. haha glad it wasn't a waste
      As you spit with little haste

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  23. Pat/cat you an dyour zebra are crazy LOL
    maybe you are sharing too much information LOL

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    1. Bah never too much information here
      The cat is not afraid to show his rear

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    2. haha just have to remind
      By showing all my behind

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  24. Oh the questions that have popped in my mind
    but how can I put it into a rhyme
    a zebra thong you say, arrived in the mail
    who may I asked ordered this would add to the tale.

    Did the cat perhaps request a new friend to play
    and snuck it by pat and forced him to pay?
    Or did Pat just want to show off his new to the world
    making out heads spin like we are on a tilt a whirl?

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    1. haha got it as a gift a while ago
      And forever make fun of it at my show
      The cat and it did play
      As he chewed off the hair it had on display

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  25. By the long zebra thong, I'm impressed
    It detracts from the lipstick and womanly breasts.

    xoRobyn

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    1. hahahaha yeah something should distract
      From such a womanly act

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  26. A zebra thong? What will they think of next? An elephant truck one might work too!

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    1. They have those as well
      I hear they are swell

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  27. Even though I'm eight
    The Human says, "Wait!
    You're not 'llowed to see"
    Hey--that's not fair to ME!

    I don't get to watch HBO either. Sigh. I never have any fun.

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    1. Geez such strict rules for you
      You'll have to sneak a view

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  28. I had a helluva lot of fun here today Cat!

    Nitey Nite.

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    1. haha that is always the point
      Here at my joint

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  29. A zebra codpiece? Really? Really? Where do you even buy one of those things. ._.

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    1. haha can find them online
      They are quite divine

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  30. hahahahaha
    That's great!!!! The only thing missing is a diaglouge bubble saying "NEIIGGHH". lol :)

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    1. LOL could add that
      Be fun for the cat

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