Don't you love lazy ass humans at your sea? The following expression is hated by me. Those that think they are the cat's meow. I'm sure there are many around you know that take such a bow. It is truly sad when a cat knows how to bury their crap while you humans leave things out like a sap.
It's the lazy human day.
Come and join the fray.
Wait! That would take work.
Which is not a perk.
I guess you can't join.
It would be like a kick to the groin.
Being snip snip,
That isn't just a bad trip.
A garbage can is handy.
That is all fine and dandy.
The wrapper of your candy,
Must be too sandy.
For oh no.
It must have a radioactive glow.
After you shove it in your gut,
Adding weight to your already oversized butt,
You can't touch it once more.
You are just a candy whore.
That is a whole other story though.
So we won't go there at my show.
Instead we are back,
On the lazy ass attack.
Yes, you are a yapper.
Look at that oh so heavy wrapper.
Maybe you went blind.
Wouldn't surprise my behind.
Or have no mind,
That is still being too kind.
Yes, flick your hair,
You scary old mare.
Lick your fingers too,
Which is just so eww.
Prepare for your big adventure.
Re-positioning your chair is a mighty hard venture.
And what makes it worse,
As you hold onto your overgrown suitcase of a purse,
Now the garbage can,
Of which you clearly aren't a fan.
Is right in your face.
Brains you do not embrace.
Off you trot,
Thinking your are hot.
Leaving your wrapper there,
Still playing with your granny hair.
Left your paper cup too.
But that is such an important hairdo.
Yeah, you wiggle your fat ass.
I hope that candy gives you gas.
The cat just had to have fun with the lazy humans under his sun. The trash is two feet away. But they still let it stay, too busy worrying about their appearance and such. Which all of any beauty store still wouldn't help much. But the cat doesn't judge if you give the garbage a nudge. If not you are a lazy old coot and I still hope the candy makes you toot. My that was some fun sass that came from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.