Monday, January 21, 2013

Whoopdi Friggin Doo Ignores All Of You!

Robbie Raisin is back and no longer will you all cause me flack. For my new sound guy is, Bob. He did not fail like the rest of you vying for the job. Now Whoopdi Friggin Doo is national as well. So you can all simply go to tell. That is right! Go to Tell a Tale Town on this very night. Whoops! That has already been done. But doesn't it still sound like fun?

This just in at Whoopdi Friggin Doo's news bin:

Old One Eye tried plastic surgery for a second eye. Sadly it made her look like a guy. One with a plastic face mind you. Boy, the things one eyed people do.

A certain Petsy is going back to form. For at her zoo meowing is the norm. So she got some ant spray and caused each feline a numb tongue for the day. Someone needs to call the SPCA and send them her way.

Irish Air is full of just that, hot air! What? You were already aware? Damn, no good news about that lass. As she sends out everything like a certain cat passes gas.

After months of deliberation from his gawking. The Gawker is now up and walking, with a brand spankin' new pair of superhero underwear. The Power Puff Girls count, right? Whoops, you didn't hear that from my site.

A certain Daydreamertoo was caught selling spotted dick. At first cops thought she was pimping out women to trick. Then they chowed down on some too. Coppers like spotted dick, who knew?

It seems a dog named Schultz caught a house on fire. Things turned rather dire when he lit his own crap on fire. I guess now he's a dog for hire?

Somewhere out there Waffles is one his 54th Twitter account. That is quite the amount. When asked why so many he simply said, "It's because users keep asking me to wed." Wow, that is some issue. Give me a moment while I go get a tissue.

It seems there is an Adam without an Eve out there. But she ate apples so he must beware. Anyway, he got his tongue twisted when converting English to Japanese. A knotted tongue must make women weak in the knees.

Close by a thinking cap caught on fire. What is it today? Pyromaniacs for hire? I guess when a thought came, something that would bring fame, that light bulb was too bright and burnt the thinking cap on sight.

While Just Keepin' It Real Folks some woman slipped on egg yolks. I guess she ended up with egg on her face and egg in every other place. She was a human egg roll. She was an omelet that took a stroll. This story is sure egging me on. But I will stop before an exeggcute decides to spawn.

Wow, putting crazy cat ladies to shame comes a resident named Mary who is growing in fame. It seems she has an increasing number of dogs at her lair. She puts on a circus and charges a fare. Can't fault entrepreneurs I guess. Just watch where you step, they don't bury their mess.

Now I hope you enjoyed this national news update from Whoopdi Friggin Doo, where we didn't even need to use any of you. Hmm maybe we did go to Tell a Tale Town. But come now don't frown. Just because you believed us and are a sucker, doesn't mean that egg roller isn't a mighty fine clucker. Oh I kill myself. This is Robbie Raisin signing off with Bob the underpaid elf.

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The cat thought he would let the news flow. Wow, some of the things that people try to hide at their show. Of course it could be all a tale and feel free to send Robbie Raisin your hate mail. Just search out Whoopdi Friggin Doo. Where? I don't have a clue. You can go ask the singing bass he may tell you more than my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

62 comments:

  1. Whoopdi Friggin Doo's news bin
    Sure brought down the whole house
    None vying for the job got in
    Reasons given were rather loose

    Hate mail forthcoming and very likely
    But Whoopdi Friggin Doo was that smart
    Where were they to send it to a mystery
    Holding out another day for good start

    Hank


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    1. Yeah who knows
      Where the hate flows
      As one curls toes
      At each whoopdi friggin doo shows

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  2. hahaha this is better than the rag along the supermarket drag, i hope there were no pics, but know its false as the teeth in some heads, cause i never wear underwear, not even to bed...

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    1. I guess he was lyin
      Or was miss informed on commando Brian haha
      But now that he knows
      Could cause woes

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    2. that is not new news
      that he likes things...loose.
      ha.

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    3. That is true
      Having said in many a write on the porch he gives all a view hahaha

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    4. haha he let's it all hang
      So be aware should the bell ever be rang

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  3. This is better for the voyeur
    Than the National Enquirer
    If you want to cure your blues
    Get copies of the Whoopdi Friggin Doos

    But if in it yourself you see
    Don't go jumping from a tree
    For now the spyglass is on you
    Caught by Whoopdi Friggin Doo
    neh eh eh eh ha ha neh eh eh eh

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    1. Glad I could beat those
      With my whoopdi friggin doo shows
      And if it turns around on me
      I'll just let it all hang out at my sea
      Can't get much worse than zebra Pat
      Or a flashing cat

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  4. So that's what happened to thinking cap, she caught on fire! I just thought she was too busy to blog.

    The Whoopdi Friggin Doo News Bin: already 110% more useful and informative than the news on TV.

    Also, love the new banner, my friend. Very cool.

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    1. haha yep all burned up
      From a simple coffee cup
      Yeah most anything beats that tv crap
      Same old same old is what they yap

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  5. Tee hee Pat.....
    my dream is to be that crazy lady
    with dogs adorning my hone so shady
    dogs here and more dogs there
    and a dog circus or perhaps a dog fair!
    Smiles!

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    1. Well with a fair
      You could be rare
      And make some dough
      Going on the road with your performing dog show

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  6. All I can see is, I'm glad Whoopdi Friggin Doo does not report the news where I live! What could be written, I would fear to read!

    Enjoy Monday!

    betty

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    1. haha but it would be fun
      Although yeah might scare a ton

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  7. At Whoopdi Friggin' Doo News
    We print the news you choose
    For anything serious enough to print
    Is only printed so small that you must squint
    And new that you needn't give a poo
    is what we print at Whoopdi Friggin' Doo

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    1. Or pretend to print the news you choose
      When really we're on cruise
      Printing what we like
      The rest can take a hike

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  8. You make me smile. Love your new header!

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    1. A smile is grand
      Glad you like the header in my land

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  9. Hey, I love that header too and that is some cool news!

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    1. Cool news comes due
      With whoopdi friggin doo

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  10. The eggs one was best!
    What a funny, slimy mess!

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    1. Yeah that one was fun to do
      Although it would scare my ocd upon view haha

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    2. and eggs cook on a hot sidewalk
      so if it was in summer, people would really gawk

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    3. They may trip too
      And then try and sue

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    4. I hear she got eggactly what she deserved.

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    5. And she was egged on
      With the one egged con

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  11. All this friggin funny news
    Chases away the winter blues
    Keep rhyming, keep smiling :)

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    1. That I will
      At my hill
      Even if I feel ill
      Because more snow is coming tomorrow to my windowsil

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  12. This is cute, and I agree w/Betsy's comment, the egg section was eggs-cellent. :)

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    1. Always fun to pick at those who come
      And yeah the egg one sure didn't make me glum

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  13. Whoopdi Friggin' Doo
    Brings breaking news to you.
    So what if it ain't true?
    It beats that broadcast poo.

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    1. haha yeah anything beats that
      Even a rhyming cat
      Of course that is a given though
      As whoopdi friggin doo puts on a show

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  14. Hahahaha Pat you sly dog, this is my 58th Twitter account that I'm onto right now actually if you must know haha! I always knew that Irish Air was just full of hot air, I mean it's all in the name already. Great post Pat, it's always good when Robbie drops by at your mat. One can say that every time he pops by he's RAISIN the stakes get it?

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    1. Damn that is even worse
      Robbie might have given a curse haha
      haha yep so full of it
      And yeah it was gotten, your RAISIN hit

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  15. de new header iz rockin guys !!! N we canna say much bout irish air....dood...ewe wuz catfished.....

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    1. Glad you guys like
      The new header we gave a hike

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  16. The Whoopdi Friggin Doo News Bin- what a riot! I enjoy the quip about the Irish. Those eyes certainly aren't smiling this week.

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    1. Yeah comes by once in a while
      As Whoopdi Friggin Doo has to shout out people in style

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  17. I'm glad you have given us the DL on these blogger peeps, I will remember to keep my eye on them. Love the banner artwork!

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    1. Should keep an eye
      As they are fun under the blogger sky

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  18. LOVE the new banner, Pat!

    Some days I wish my boys would have numb tongues. It would be soooo much quieter since they wouldn't be able to insult each other. :D

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    1. haha that would be grand
      For all kids in the land
      Sometimes that is
      Glad you like the new banner biz

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  19. I am giggling at the post and comments..he..he.. ~

    Thanks for the smiles Pat as it was very very cold today ~

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    1. Glad I could perk you up
      As it was cold here too and tomorrow will be a snow hiccup

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  20. Since you kept it real and really yoked it up
    I have to say that you messed up
    you failed to mention the headline story for the week
    how can you leave out manti teo and his invisible sweet?

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    1. But that was so rare
      Some might stop and stare
      And linger to long
      Which would be all wrong

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  21. It's a good thing not many women are named Eve

    bad couple names would be a pet peeve

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    1. That would be kind of fun though
      Adam and Eve at your show

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  22. We confess this nooz
    Has left us confused;
    But that's our usual state
    So we think it's just fate.

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    1. Yeah news can confuse
      As all those humans do is abuse

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  23. Who is this Whoopdi Friggin Doo with a news bin? A news bureau editor? Or some kind of kin?

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    1. Whoopi friggin doo
      Is some crazy talking raisin that shows up from time to time at our zoo

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  24. I want to be around whereever this Whoopdi Doo guy gets his news. Would make me life a lot more interesting.

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    1. Would be interesting indeed
      But could be even scarier at your feed

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  25. Where can I get this Superhero underwear?! You must tell!

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    1. haha at most any walmart
      And they don't cost a lot

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