You What? Are You In A Rut?

So the cat tried to explain to a dumb human at his lane how blogging works. It resulted in a lot of smirks. For they were such a dunce things got asked more than once. They just could not comprehend and it sent them right around the bend. Or rather a Facebook update, "I think my bum is getting big." Wow, how could I top that. Don't need to go through that again so I'll be a helpful cat.

This is what a I meant.
Hopefully it will make a dent.
You head is pretty thick,
It might take a brick.

But never fear,
Turn your rear.
And then away it will bounce,
You have gained more than an ounce.

Bloggers take pictures for no reason,
Of themselves or the season.
Or of the floor,
It could be dusty at their shore.

They make no money,
Which is rather funny.
Probably do more work than they do at work.
Or blog work at work which is a perk.

That might send you for a spin.
Or lead you to the gin.
You have few brain cells left though.
Might want to suck it back slow.

Opinions on everything abounds.
Pics of cats and hounds.
Learning is never done.
As new things are spun.

Then there are those,
That for God only knows,
Believe their own hype.
Thinking all is right that they type.

Kind of like you,
They have no clue.
But whoopdi friggin doo.
Hop away like a kangaroo.

And if that wasn't enough.
You can comment on the stuff.
That can get rough.
But you can do it in the buff.

So in summation,
I will turn to the easy listening station.
For the final duration,
Of this narration.

Blogging leads to,
Many things that come due.
Like time sucking, random pictures taking, sights you may rather not want to see, learning on a daily basis, the odd troll or whiner taking a stroll, all have some type of quirk, the weirdos surely lurk and of course the need for attention.
Now aren't you glad I gave your growing bum a mention?

Now wasn't that a helpful post? So when the crazies come and visit this host. Maybe they will spread it around and no more dunce humans will be found. Yeah, that is pretty much wishful thinking. To find a dunce just watch their rapid blinking. Another helpful tip has come to pass. I'm just such a helpful little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.