Friday, February 1, 2013

Another Flappy Fuss That Makes Me Cuss!

So once more Flappy came about and the cat knows how you all like a Flappy shout. It may not be liked by Pat. But screw him, this is run by the cat. Yeah, once more she came to his work shore.

"I've got a new schedule for dates. Do you want to hear it?"

Of course that wasn't even really a question. I doubt it could even be a suggestion. It was more I'm going to tell you anyway because I just have to flap away.

"I want to cancel this one...."

Thank God! Now go kiss a cod.

"But I still want this one and this one. Oh and if you could add this one it would be nice."

That is where things veered off course once again and she got on Pat's nerves at his work den. For he told her flat out, No! And you know she had to let her flap flow.

"You don't do Saturdays? But you used to do Saturdays. I always thought your did Saturdays."

First, she can think? Damn, that must take her to the brink. Second, no way in hell Pat was coming in on a Saturday to let her flapping make his brain swell. And third, saying the same damn thing three different ways is just absurd. But of course that is a flap brain for you. It is surely missing more than a screw or two.

"When did you stop that? I think Saturdays should be back. Saturdays are a good time for me."

Well whoopdi friggin doo. Is all I can say to you. The answer is still no, no matter how much flap you flow.

"That is interesting how you stopped Saturdays. Maybe you should bring them back? I know I would be glad."

By this time the nut was really really getting on Pat's nerves. He was not about to throw her any swerves. He got a bit lippy at her and really ruffled her fake plastic, make-up drenched fur.

"You just could have said no. I don't mind that you don't do Saturdays anymore. I just thought I would tell you and see. If Saturdays come back though you know..."

Pat cut her off once more making her scoff. No way in hell was she going to even suggest that crap at his work well. So he just kept saying "no chance" over and over and kept up that stance. Every word she said, he'd interrupt with "no chance" and cause her dread. It was rather fun but still around and around she spun.

"You don't have to say that. You could just say no. I mean it was just a thought. Saturdays are a great time to rent the room."

She went on and on talking to herself. I swear someone must have beat her over the head many a time with a good sturdy shelf. Flappy is the biggest dunce I have ever seen. And that is saying something and yep, I'm mean. Her brain is completely clean. Not a cell would be caught dead in such a scene.

And on and on she went, getting more and more bent. Pat just walked away and kept up with those two words he continued to say. Another two he wished he could but then he would get in trouble at his work hood. So he said the same two in mass and all the cat can say is, Flappy isn't even good enough to kiss my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

84 comments:

  1. no chance
    perchance she thinks there is a comma between
    and shes chancing, a second or third,
    i know its absurd but can any one really be that dense, i guess there is A chance..

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    1. A dunce stance
      Is her chance
      Comma or not
      She is dense by a whole friggin lot

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  2. oh my oh my
    what do i spy
    number one
    with my little eye

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    1. now, now, now. Brian, you know there is only my beautiful eye around here! Don't try to take my spot!!

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    2. Took a long time
      But finally beat hank to the first chime

      Two one eyes running around
      A whole clan will soon be found

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  3. i would like to take this opportunity to thank
    the academy, my mailman and hank
    so here is a wave
    from the face i'll never shave
    number one i will take to the bank!

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    1. The mailman too
      Hank may curse you

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    2. For 32 mins there were no takers
      Could've been fun for any lurkers
      Brian did well
      That was swell
      The good flag flying all that matters

      Hank

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    3. Yeah he got on that
      Since you weren't lurking at my mat

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  4. one two three four
    i am each through this door

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  5. Flappy doesn't have a life which is why she does Saturdays.

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    1. Yeah I wouldn't doubt it at all
      Prob just beats her head against the wall

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  6. Oh my whoopdi doo blimy
    That was the perfect timey
    When Pat turned his back
    On that big sack of flack
    And he walked out the door
    I cheered from my shore
    My yell was so loud
    I gathered a crowd
    Neighbors ran from their bin
    Thinking I was done in
    But I said, No it's flappy
    Pat took none of her crappy
    The boisterous herd in their coup
    Waved flags just for you
    And shouted anew
    Whooptdi friggin doo


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    1. LOL bringing all by
      As you give a cry
      Waving flags for Pat
      Works for the cat
      And adding in a whoopdi friggin doo
      Admit it, is so fun too

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  7. Flappy is full of love for Pat and that's why she wants him there on the weekend! She wants to see him all night and all day long. She just can't get enough of him. There is romance in the air!!! HA HA HA

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    1. That's exactly what I told him. He doesn't believe it, but Flappy wants his bod, I know she does.

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    2. Pffft hell to the no
      Rather date a goat at my show

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  8. Flappy sounds annoying. Poor Pat!

    Have a great weekend, Cat!

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    1. I will try
      At least there is no flappy to spy haha

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  9. Old Flap
    and her yap
    bet it makes you feel trapped
    too bad there isn't a button to tap
    that would give her a little zap
    if she opened up that face gap
    you'd laugh til tears fell in your lap.
    hahaha

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    1. That would be grand
      I'd zap her right out of my work land
      Never to be seen again
      Be less messy than stabbing her with a pen haha

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    2. eew...less messy for sure
      than your stabbing cure.
      lol.

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    3. Yeah stabbing is to germy
      Would make me squirmy

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    4. just buy a taser gun
      and have a lot of fun.
      haha.

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    5. Wonder if they are sold here
      May have to give a peer

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  10. Saturday? Sunday? Predictable is overrated. Tell the cat to go when there is inspiration.

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    1. The cat will go
      And ignore her fake fro

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  11. I have to work a half-day on Saturdays at my job
    But it gives me a chance to hob-knob
    In exchange, I get a full day off through the week
    That is not too bad, almost makes me shriek!!

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    1. Well that isn't bad
      Only work 4 days at my pad
      Oh so nice
      As the cat gets to write so it doesn't pay the price

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  12. stand your ground! if I had to work on a Saturday I might just hurl myself out of the window...

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    1. Well I wouldn't go that far
      Maybe just run her down with my car

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  13. Sadly at my work Sats are mandatory, but we at least get 1 a month off. I would love a M-F schedule.

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    1. Blah that sucks a ton
      Does not sound like fun

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  14. It's Flappy
    we love to
    hate and
    rattle her
    till her
    teeth shake.

    For redundant
    she does
    and ever
    will do
    as she
    repeats every
    time what
    she'd like
    you to do.

    "Saturday is good for me, so why not for you?"

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    1. Yes she does redundant well
      Enough to damn her to hell
      Pffft to any saturday
      I'll tell her to shove it once more at my bay

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  15. But...

    But...

    But...

    Why NOT Saturdays???????

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    ducking, running and hiding

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    1. haha you ran fast
      Before I could blast

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  16. Why is it some people can't take NO as an answer. She sounds like she doesn't have both oars in the water, or maybe she is a brick shy of a full load.

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    1. She doesn't have a full load of much
      Except shit for brains and such

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  17. Cat! Just hang auto-responder
    with loud NO! for wanderers
    let them with Flappy to talk
    around the clock

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    1. That I may need
      Would work well at my work feed

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  18. I've worked with a few Flappies in my day. Putting up with them? No Way! I'd rather be a stay at home mom with no pay.

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    1. haha I rather stay at home with pay
      That would be a great day

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  19. orlin N cassie...

    we haza con fesshun ta make...

    we kissed a cod onze...

    then we tossed him on de grill N seered him over an open flame for about 17 minits N made samiches outta him...

    sum pie ratz wuz in towne for lunch that day N wanted ta noe which oh uz had mob connect shunz... coz we gave de cod de kiss oh death......

    we wuz like...we wuz just tryin ta bee polite; after all de cod DID make up bout 75 samiches !!

    hay, haza grate week oh end :)

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    1. Damn, sounds like a worth while kiss
      That was pure bliss
      As you all filled your tummy
      And it was rather yummy

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  20. There's too many of these people these days.

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  21. I would prefer to not do Mondays!

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    1. Me too
      Prefer not to do any day ending in y at my zoo

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  22. old flap back for the attack, pushing buttons and taking slack. Feel bad for the old flap, but then again feel worse for Pat having to consistently deal with that old flap trap. Walking away is sometimes the best one can do, when caged in a corner with such a fool. But hey, old flap is great for our entertainments, so to that, flap on, flap on, say it one or thirty times, all the better for the cat's rhymes

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    1. Yeah that is about the only good thing
      As I can use her at my wing
      And rant away
      About her idiotic display

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  23. Saturday's huh? Well, I prefer to sleep in, dilly-dally while drinking my coffee and let the day take whatever course it will. Schedules on Saturdays not happening - If I work on them, I work on them. If I play, no doubt I'll have a great time. And if I just do nothing...that's perfectly fine too! Happy Friday, btw :)

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    1. Sounds like a plan
      One of which I'm a fan
      As doing nothing can be grand
      At ones land

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  24. I hate people so much cat, people who just don't know when and when not to shut up, it's an absolute nuisance.

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    1. Yeah and she clearly does not
      As she flaps a whole lot

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  25. So, I take it you'll be working tomorrow, then? (Just kidding!)

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    1. haha not a chance
      Rather go in a trance

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  26. Sounds like Flappy is kinda' yappy. Good luck with that.

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  27. Poor sappy Flappy
    sounds way too yappy
    and probably unhappy!!

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    1. Wouldn't bother me
      As she makes all want to flee

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  28. Never mind Saturday,
    What do you say,
    An ice cream Sunday,
    Sorry an ice cream Sundae,
    By the way

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    1. That is can keep
      As I don't take any scary dairy leap haha

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  29. Some people cannot take a hint . . . or more than a hint.

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    1. Yeah she has to be told
      And even then it doesn't seem to go above the fold

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  30. I'm wondering if there's something you can shove in Flappy's mouth to permanently shut her up - like maybe a cloth doused in super glue!

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    1. That would be fun
      Although she'd prob bite whoever tried to make it done

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  31. We've got your cold Canadian weather here Cat. Below zero here at my bay. I hope Pat's arm is doing okay and that his pain levels are not too high. Tell him not to push himself too hard Cat.

    Nitey Nite.

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    1. Yeah hate the cold
      Was warm at our fold
      Now the cold and snow is back
      Still have many a flack
      But one arm works fine
      To get across the thoughts of the feline

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  32. Jeez louize you'd think she'd understand, no means no, not a chance. Sorry you had to flap and continue hearing all her jap.

    Madison:-)

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    1. Yeah she needs a good whack upside the head
      But even that wouldn't put her idiotness to bed

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  33. I wish I could say "no chance" to my Saturdays but alas I'm in for half a day, not too bad, but I'd rather have that time to play :)

    enjoy your Saturday!

    betty

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    1. Well half a day is better than a full one
      At least you can have some fun

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  34. We love Saturdays! Hang out all day, chillaxing in the sun and more time with the mom. Well, there might be a little snow this Saturday, but still . . .

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    1. That sounds purrfect to us
      Besides that crap snow that makes us fuss

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  35. Working half Saturdays was the norm
    Not until a while ago it had remained
    Knocking it off was a good decision
    The idea was to make a long weekend

    Hank

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    1. Yeah long weekends are grand
      So nice when one has them in their land

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  36. If only mu Saturday wasn't spent working as well... :(

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    1. Sucks a ton with that
      Need to get a new job at your mat

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