Sunday, February 24, 2013

Another Year's Tour As The Cat Turns Four!

So today the cat gets a nice big steak all to himself. I will grab it and run off with it to some high shelf. Then chow down and save some for later so my stomach does not frown. Nothing worse than a hairball and spraying it all over the wall. But now, if going by mutt years, I'm in my twenties or so, which means some wise words should flow.












There we go, now such wise words out of me will flow. I will make you humans so wise from now on that before long you too will be burying things in the lawn. At least the geriatic years have yet to come. Then we may get to what color each day the stuff is that comes from my bum. But there will be a long while before that comes to pass and many more wise words will come from my, another year older, little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Right on time
      Not allowing any to beat your chime

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  2. Hi! Pat Hatt, Miss Priss, and Happy Birthday! To The Cat...

    Psssst... Hey! Cat,
    I see today is your birthday as you turn Four...I'm so happy to stop by to wish you many more...Happy Birthday! you Clever Cat that belongs to Pat Hatt...Ha!ha!
    deedee :)

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    1. Yeah he sure thins he is clever
      With each new endeavor

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  3. That cat's got the wisdom of sages, passed down to it from its ancestors in the Middle Ages. Thanks a lot. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah it's in his dna
      So he thinks he is so wise in all he says at our bay

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  4. I see a few different cats in those pictures. Are they all yours?

    Hahaha.. The laser beam of death!! Cool

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    1. Two are mine
      The other two are from nannies bay of the feline

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  5. First things first
    Happy Birthday Cat
    Have your outbursts
    Readiness for spats?
    Wise words are better
    It had been for years
    That many would prefer
    Cross swords with no fears

    Hank



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    1. Yeah the swords would sure come
      Poking many in the bum
      Words can dispense of them though
      If only they would show

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  6. happy birthday cat
    your life is where its at
    not sure i want something smelly
    from the belly
    when you whack him make a movie
    then you can sell it to the men on the telly

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    1. And get rich that way
      I'll give you a kickback at your bay
      For the idea you gave
      Hopefully no humans are harmed in the making of such a production and go to an early grave

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  7. Happy birthday Cat, my favourite one of these hilarious demotivators as I think they're called is the one of you and the cat with you in the background, I love that drawing in general though to be fair.

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    1. Yeah that one is one of my favorites too
      But so friggin big to use at my zoo
      So it stays in the wings
      Used on occasion for such things

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  8. So many rules, no wonder humans are fools

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  9. Dear Cat, Happy Birthday to you
    Aren't you lucky to be not in a zoo
    You rule the house of Pat
    And you wear the Captain's hat
    You're smarter than humans by jeepers
    And you rule with those wide-open peepers
    You're a sage and a wizard
    You can recognize a lizard
    You can sling a little mud
    With a force that lands ker-thud
    You could be a movie star
    And draw felines from afar
    With your photogenic beauty
    You are really quite the cutie

    Great pictures, Pat.

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    1. Glad you like
      The picture hike
      And yep the cat rules
      Over the human fools
      A wizard though
      Hmm that would be nice at my show
      Could really do some things
      Like give myself wings
      An fly through the air
      Giving something nasty to those in many a lair
      A movie star too
      Would be nice to come due
      But then i'd be followed so much it isn't funny
      So I'll just hide and take the money

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  10. Well, I can't topped Manzanita's rhyming cheer

    Except to say HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear cat ~

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    1. haha that works too
      For the cat at his zoo

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  11. Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday to the Pat Cat!!!

    ><(((º>

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    1. Thanks for the big wish
      The cat will sure have a tasty dish

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  12. Happy 4th birthday! The pictures are great & both illustrations are too!

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    1. Yeah they were used before at my zoo
      And thanks for the shout from you

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  13. happy birthday cat! I truly like the pictures and advice you shared, it certainly though gave me a scare, to see your glare of doom, wouldn't you be kind and share some room??

    I hope there's an extra treat for you today on this very special day!

    betty

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    1. Nope, not a chance
      The cat gives his glance
      And all steer clear
      Or I'll scratch them in the rear
      And a treat I got
      At my hut

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  14. happy birthday to the cat

    more years for your mat

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    1. Yeah hopefully many more to come
      From my little rhyming bum

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  15. Happy Birthday, Cat!
    Like your pic in the hat,
    As if you are detective
    And withstand any threat.

    Now, when you - 4
    I wish you galore...
    Write the books with Pat,
    So prolific at that,
    Many more, many more...

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    1. Hopefully many more will come
      Then be a rich little rhyming bum haha
      Have steak all the time
      Bah, I'll just sit and rhyme

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  16. So many beautiful felines
    Cats are a favorite animal of mine
    I love dogs as well
    But cats have more stories to tell

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    1. Yeah dogs are grand too
      But rate now only cats at my zoo

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  17. Happy Birthday cat
    just watch that steak doesn't make you fat!

    Loving your pictures.

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    1. Once a year is fine
      Plus I'm a very active feline

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  18. Happy Birthday, Orlin!
    You're older than all of us! haha!
    From Tiger, Marmalade, Whiskers, Velvet, Socks, Charcoal, Grey, Oreo, Domino, Jack, Smoke, Samantha, Cinder and Shadow.

    oh..Nugget, and the parakeets, too.

    and Betsy, the Dr. Doo....

    haha.

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    1. haha saying all of those names
      Must make your breath go up in flames
      Now they have to respect their elders too
      And to the parakeets the cat would surely give them a chew

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    2. counted clear to 14
      so I remembered them all, it seems.
      Now if there was still the first mom and Mustache
      that would really be a lot of names to dash
      off in a list to you
      for a happy birthday clue.
      haha.
      Cats are still trying to get to the birds
      as an upcoming post will show, all absurd.
      lol...

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    3. lol that will be fun to see
      Tiger already lead the way a long while back though snatching the dear departed mister birdie

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    4. That was Marmy
      who ate Mrs. Birdie.
      Mr. Bird was found dead in his cage
      when his 4th wife was bought after Marmy's rage.
      hahaha.

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    5. But tiger still had him running down the hall
      Making him give his help me birdie call

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    6. Oh! I had completely forgotten!
      yes, that tiger is rotten!
      The Mister clapped and yelled
      and Mr Bird said 'what the hell!'
      hahahahaha

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    7. hahaha how could you forget that
      That old age is kicking in at your mat haha

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  19. Happy Birthday!
    4 is a great birthday number to have. Enjoy your steak.

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    1. 4 can be grand
      The cat enjoyed his steak at his land

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  20. It's official... The older you get, the wiser! Many happy returns, Pat et al :)

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    1. And the more crippled too
      But we won't go there at my zoo haha

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    2. ...and the poorer we get
      the more we're in debt....

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  21. happy birthday cat, enjoy that steak, with all your adventures you should get one more than once a year, perhaps a wink wink nudge nudge to the human you rule:) love the framed pics and captions, very fun, love the one atop the chair. Thanks

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    1. Yeah was fun to do
      Here at my zoo
      And the cat gets enough
      Just today he doesn't have the share his stuff

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  22. Happy birthday, dear cat.
    Keep ruling 'em all.
    Whenever we visit
    You throw a great ball.
    So eat cake and drink beer
    'Til the same time next year.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha if that cat did that all year
      He'd have a large gut and rear
      Might even be dead
      Or at least unable to get out of bed

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    1. He knows how to give a look
      That lets all know he is up to no good at our nook

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  24. I think the laser beam eyes are my favorite :)

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    1. Yeah he gave give a death glare
      Many better beware

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  25. Hi Pat! I decided to drop by since you so kindly visited my blog. Humm! Cat, dog, steak, children's books ~ do you, perchance, also have a baby vampire bunny? Loved your cat posters! I have some blogging friends who love cats, so I'm going to put follow you on my blog. :)

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    1. haha nopoe no baby vampire bunny
      But some zombie feet that none find funny
      Thanks for the shout out too
      Followed you back at your zoo

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  26. Happy Birthday Cat! Fang says you are a pretty kitty, kitty. She wants to know if you'd mind sharing that steak with her. She is snip snip too so don't think she's coming on to you.

    Nitey Nite Cat.

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    1. The cat doesn't like to share
      But I suppose she can have the left over pieces at my lair

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  27. Happy b-day, cat. I like the picture that says cats rule.

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    1. Yeah he likes that too
      Ruling all at our zoo

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  28. Happy Birthday Cat! The photos were fun to scroll through and really offer some great words of advice!

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    1. Glad i could offer some advice
      Next time I'll give away free mice

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  29. Happy birthday to the kitty! We hope you had a fabulous day & will have many, many more happy years to come. Keep those lasers shining!

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    1. The lasers will shine
      And yeah hopefully a ton more for the feline

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  30. Love, love the Cats Rule poster. That is how it is at my place.

    ......dhole

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    1. Yeah they rule everywhere
      Just with a glare

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  31. hahah LOVE these. So funny and soooo cute.

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  32. Happy Birthday to your precious kitty! A big steak sounds good right about now :-)

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    1. Yeah he chowed down
      On the steak at our town

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  33. ... but I have no money :( How do I pay my tax?
    Is service in the cat's army acceptable?

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    1. I guess thay is okay
      As long as the orders you obey

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  34. Kewl beanie babies! Happy B-day to one and all!

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    1. Thanks for the wishes
      The cat is lucky enough not to ever even have to do the dishes

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    1. Thanks for the wish
      The cat will send you a dead fish haha

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  36. happy belated birthday cat, please forgive me for not saying it on time

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    1. Hmm i suppose i could let it go
      Or bring it up how you missed it once in a while at my show haha

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  37. what what??? Did I miss Pat the Cat's birthday? Oh, no!!! Please scratch that kitty's belly for me... LOL! You get the smelly treat! :D

    And that yawn? LOLOLOL! <3

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    1. Don't want the smelly treat
      haha and yeah that yawn is hard to beat

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  38. Happy Birthday, Cat!
    Catch a rat....
    Enjoy your special day
    in every special way!

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    1. That he did
      Made a toy rat flip its lid

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