Have to wait and see who this could be!
So a few days back the cat noticed a so called article of a cat study at my shack. Then yesterday thanks to a certain bay, maybe the guy in the above pic? I'm still not telling about that little trick. Anyway, back on task. What was this so called study you ask? The Smithsonian Conversation Biology Institute, let's call them stick up their ass humans or maybe instead of stick, flute, went on about a "funded" study that stated, cats kill millions upon millions of birds each year and the stupid media made it highly rated.
They blame the trap-neuter-return and want cats to feel the burn. No more returning and such, instead bring on death's touch. Now it doesn't matter if it is cat, dog, bat or hog, I'd still rant about these big head, no brain idiots at my blog. So away we go with a rant that will show they are nothing but asses in glasses.
Look at the stats!
Oh no, it's those cats.
They are making the world a bad place,
Killing birds at a steady pace.
Let's shout it out to one and all.
So now people will ignore the big bouncing ball.
Meaning old rich bald men,
Can still go buy another den.
The world is going to shit,
As cats walk around in it.
Doing what nature intended,
Unlike the stuff humans have amended.
But shhhhhh let's not talk about that.
We have to blame the cat.
Who cares if we make more houses than we need?
Who cares if the world is run by greed?
Who cares if we like it when people get sick?
It adds more money in our pockets brick by brick.
Who cares if we want to start another war?
Who cares if people are killing each other in some far off shore?
Who cares if we never change from oil?
Isn't it fun to be greedy and watch all boil?
Who cares if cows produce tons of greenhouse gases?
We are big headed, no brained asses in glasses.
Who cares if many in the world are dying of starvation?
Who cares if you're charged up the ass with taxation?
Who cares if we produce more trash than half the planet?
At least our asses with glasses can fan it!
Next we'll blame the dog,
For farting and creating fog.
Then you can read and your little mind can believe that,
While our wallet gets fat.
For we really need that grant.
So we will ignore the harm of a nuclear plant.
The de-forestation, pfft who cares about that?
When we can simply blame the cat.
But why end there,
With the ordinary pets at your lair?
That could turn all blue.
Hogs spread the mud.
Could slip and fall with a thud.
And oh my God!
Can't forget the cod.
I wonder what biased study we can cook up now,
So our asses with glasses can take a bow?
As long as the money comes in,
We'll make the results work towards the donors way for the win!
Many may know at my show that I hate studies a ton. For they are always biased when given a run. Cellphones don't cause cancer at all. Says the study done by the cell phone company at their hall. This drug is oh so safe to use. Says the drug company who gets your dues. And just like those, which will come as no shock, this whole thing is one big crock.
For the study from the asses in glasses that they spread to the masses, were done by those with an anti-cat track record out there on display. So what else would you expect them to say? Cats are good. Pffft another form of greed in the hood. Cats kill birds, humans shout nasty words, birds eat worms, those poor billions of worms are getting bird germs. Oh me, oh my, for the worms let's have a good cry.
Fact is humans have wiped more species off the planet than any animal, of any kind, ever has and ever will. Unless dinosaurs come back for a thrill. But we won't go there. So if getting rid of cats for birds is fair. Then I guess we better start killing off humans for all they've destroyed at their lair. And there was my rant for today class. It was a long one from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.