Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Do Not Be Rude Thank All Around You, Dude!

A version of me, have to wait and see!

You take for granted all the things each day. It is time the cat shouts out those that you cause dismay. Oh what you humans do. No wonder they hate you. The things you put them through without even having a clue. The cat is about to wise you up. This is even known by a butt sniffing pup.

That poor floor,
You tramp on it forever more.
Sweep it with a broom,
Or hurt it with a vacuum zoom.

That poor chair,
It is so broken in at your lair.
Plus consumes your gas,
And has to house your ass.

That poor TV,
You sit there and watch it with glee.
Making tramp reality TV play,
Each and every day.

That poor printer,
It knows it's almost winter.
Meaning you have to make a dash,
And grab something to smash.

That poor fan,
That all night you ran.
Getting it all hot under the collar,
Just so you can be cool and not holler.

That poor couch,
It is sure a big grouch.
The cat claws at it,
And more than one ass can lie on it or sit.

That poor door,
You slam it at your shore.
You knock and ring a bell.
Yelling through it for salesmen to go to hell.

That poor sink,
You give it more than a drink.
You drown it day after day.
Plus put nasty stuff in it from your food tray.

That poor garbage can.
Has to hold the trash of man.
Even something more vile,
Should germs cramp your style.

That poor loo,
It gets the worst of it from you.
All the crap that it has to take.
Surprised it hasn't offed itself for heaven's sake.

And that is just some,
Of what you make feel glum.
Now you know to pay them respect,
And stop with the neglect.

For one day they will rise,
And become more wise.
Then all will fall to the door,
And everything else at your shore.

Aren't you glad the cat clued you in? Now you can be nice at your bin. Say hello and greet them well. Then they may not damn you to Hell. But if you still ignore them with each pass, don't say you were not warned by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

78 comments:

  1. by the end i feel bad for my friend, i need to give a hug tot he floor and door...maybe teach the garbage can some hygiene just saying....give a notice before it posts its...

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    1. hahaha how would you hug the floor?
      I can see the door
      But the floor is rather large
      Would hugging one spot put that section in charge?

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  2. great now i will apologize to everything....it will take forever to cook now. I am sorry sink, I am sorry pot...I am sorry Loo...so so sorry

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    1. hahaha well just apologize as you go
      Some may think you are crazy with such a flow

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  3. Oh my goodness, what a schmoe
    The awful things we humans do
    I had no clue, not a notion
    I'll mix myself a little potion
    It will be magic I do say
    And I'll do better at my bay

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    1. Yeah humans do not know
      All they do at their show
      But all is seen by the cat
      Here at his door mat

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  4. One had sinned all along
    Not realized one had done wrong
    Can one safely be forgiven
    Having sinned for so long!

    What should one do to make amends
    Not something to take lightly
    Apologize is the best solution
    To inanimate objects all and sundry

    Now one should feel at ease
    Faithfully had done your peace
    Be considerate to plants and animals
    To be an ideal creature to all

    Hank

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    1. Yeah plants and animals deserve it more
      Than the stuff that lets you do a chore
      Maybe a bit of practice on those
      Will help us cause the living less woes

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  5. I am pretty hard on some of my possessions to. Namely my vacum cleaner. I suck everything under the sun up into it and then eventually decide to empty the over loaded filter.

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    1. Poor vacuum getting all that suck
      Must really start saying what the umm duck

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  6. I'm going to give my loo some loving tomorrow. When I clean it. :D

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    1. A shine
      Will sure make it feel divine

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  7. Haha I suppose thanks are overdue
    for all these things that we over-use

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    1. haha that it could be
      From all around including me

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  8. Improving my attitude by encouraging me to think of how bad my sink and garbage can have it?

    You are a brilliant motivational speaker Pat...

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    1. haha at least on my wall
      Would not want to speak at any hall

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  9. The printer must be smashed

    winter has passed

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    1. haha if only it did pass
      Then I'd be a happy little rhyming ass

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  10. It's official. You've lost your mind.
    And you even did it in rhyme!
    Does the vacuum hurt the floor?
    I would think it was more like a massage and more!
    hahaha.

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    1. I lost my mind a long time ago
      Found and lost another also
      The poor floor has that noise in its ear
      That has to strike fear

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    2. No, you couldn't possibly be a floor whisperer.
      I think a broom would be considered a tickler.
      And a mop would be a bath!
      The floor would be happy to be cleaned at last!

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    3. Such love to the floor
      I guess you are the floor whisperer at your shore haha

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    4. Prob whisper to the whole house too
      Apologizing for all the kitty hair it has to go through

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    5. I just vacuum a lot
      to pick up the hair
      and, you know, give that massage
      so fair.
      lol...

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    6. haha do you charge by the hour?
      That must make the floor sour

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    7. no, no, the floor likes to be clean!
      I has an ocd streak that's mean!
      Geesh, look what you've started today!
      Me, caring for inanimate objects at my bay.
      lol.

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    8. haha and didn't you say I was crazy?
      Now the line is becoming more hazy

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    9. well, if you'd let me out of your brain files
      my thinking would be less wild.

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    10. Not my prob you can't find the door
      It does have a shiny clean floor

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  11. Yep. You're right. We do take a lot of things for granted. I will try to take better care of my stuff--but I wont be talking my floor. ;)

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    1. No talking to the floor?
      First I guess you have to start with the door

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  12. Wise idea! Give those every-day things, some respect!

    They just might rise up and..... Well, we don't even want to think about it, do we???

    Especially if it's the loo, which RISES!

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    1. No we do not want that
      A rising loo is eww to the cat

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  13. Oh I never thought about the couches, chairs and beds that have to endure my teenage boys farts. How awful for them!!!!! At least I get to walk away.

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    1. haha yeah they have to endure the gas
      No matter how high class

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  14. Well who knew that cats had it so bad, lol.

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    1. Yeah cats have it rough
      We get to walk around in the buff

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  15. Now you're making me want to cry for the poor loo. Oh, the things things it must go through!

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    1. Yeah what has to pass there
      Is more than most could bear

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  16. orlin N cassie...

    !!!!!

    :)

    we will never look at de toy let in de same way ever again !!!!

    eggs cell ant post !!!

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    1. At least for the toy
      You can let it know you enjoy

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  17. Such poor, put-upon household belongs!

    Watch "Brave Little Toaster".

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    1. haha I thought of that as this came due
      Always can relate a movie at my zoo

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  18. You're right; we must repent!
    All those years of cleaning
    Are lots of years misspent!
    So I'll respect that floor,
    And clean it nevermore.
    See, I've figured it out, honey.
    Here's my new pet... dust bunny.

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    1. Hmm maybe we shouldn't go that far
      As then the dust bunnies will want to ride it the car
      We'll have dust bunnies galore
      At every shore
      So clean the floor
      Just not the door

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  19. I am a clean freak, so my stuff really gets over used. It's going to take me forever to apologize to it all!

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    1. Yeah clean freak here too
      So I know what you have to go through

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  20. You're right man, sometimes people just don't appreciate what they have and be thankful for it, it's quite a problem with today's society and I'm as guilty as anybody is of being one of those kind of people.

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    1. Yeah we all do it
      Which just helped for this fit

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  21. All I can think of while reading this is "The Brave Little Toaster." Such a classic movie...

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    1. Yep that sure came to mind
      When I wrote this with my little behind

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  22. I sure am thankful just to be here to be thankful!

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    1. That is true too
      With all the crap that comes due I'm with you

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  23. My poor loo gets the worse, I'm sure. Lol

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    1. Yeah I think that can be said for all
      Even worse for a public bathroom stall

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    1. Thanks for the love
      Fits like a glove

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  25. My poor couch as it sits with all my families invested gas in it....too funny!

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    1. haha that couch
      Must be quite the grouch

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  26. Now I feel really bad for chairs everywhere.

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    1. Yeah those poor chairs
      Have it worse than stairs

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  27. That poor mirror...
    a tragic fate you see.
    Instead of something beautiful
    it has to look at me.

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    1. Might cause a little flack
      But what gives it a heart attack
      Is when you turn your back
      And it sees your crack LOL

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  28. I feel like I should be giving all the objects in the house some kind of treat now. Though not the loo--the loo is fussy enough as it is.

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    1. hahaha but it may get an unwanted treat
      The next time you sit on the seat

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  29. You make a point, Pat's cat.
    I will no longer treat my doormat
    Like it's a - um - doormat.
    But the loo will still get the worst of me.
    No way, no how, I'll use a tree.

    xoRobyn

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    1. haha well that is okay
      The dog does that anyway
      But never say never
      As you may have to go and end up doing such an endeavor

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  30. I'll never be able to look at a vacuum again without remembering the pain I'm putting my poor carpet through, how will it ever forgive me, oh boo hoo, boo hoo!

    betty

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    1. haha sure it will forgive
      Or let the dust mites live
      To come and bite you
      When payback is due

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  31. Ha, what really made me laugh aloud
    was the loo taking crap!!
    Poor loo, boo hoo! Loved it.

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    1. hahaha well it takes a ton
      So that had to be spun

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  32. We couldn't take anything we read in because - Did you turn into a DOG??! Our minds are befuddled! Horrors! Can such things happen??

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    1. haha no dog hear yet
      We are both still just a feline pet

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  33. :) poor fan, chair, door,and loo
    poor printer,sink, and garbage can too
    would not want these to rise up against us
    oh no, not at all, even the thought is atrocious(::)

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    1. Yeah we'd be screwed
      All from being rude
      As the stuff we use takes over
      Even going after rover

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