Sunday, February 17, 2013

Don't Trip Over Your Lip!

So dVerse wants the cat to take a trip down memory lane or somewhere where you could go by train. Maybe out stuck in the rain or in a plane? Too bad the cat doesn't go anywhere, except that other lair. But we won't go there as I had to have a bath last time after I rolled in something rare. But then the cat is transported about at each place, so lets see if that I can't embrace.

Blogland pages, Blogland pages
Bringing people out of their cages.
There some sort of spark rages
Failing to extinguish on the Blogland pages.
You'll find much in the Blogland pages.

Neighborhood watch. A camel toe crotch.
Figures that represent a certain one eye.
A Paleo lass. A bite to the ass.
Sunset pictures with a clear blue sky.

A giant cat tower. A body waxing shower.
A 67 year old sporting pink hair.
Cheater spotting. Some grocery trotting.
Pictures that can't help but give you a scare.

Blogland pages, Blogland pages
Bringing people out of their cages.
There some sort of spark rages
Failing to extinguish on the Blogland pages.
You'll find many friends in the Blogland pages.

Brighter moods. Eve's attitude.
Wading the waves of a crystal beach.
Fact of the day. Happy Harry's display.
With a sunrise and smoke not out of reach.

On Blogland Pages, Blogland pages
The wacky and weird come in stages.
A shrink might lock many in cages
Should they really look at the Blogland pages.

Caturday Cat Naps. Belly button laps.
Fresher Friday vacuum brush dances.
Lighting a house. Standing up close.
Stood with a prayer to good old St. Francis.

Blogland pages, Blogland pages
Bringing people out of their cages.
Here much information rages
Unknown by many but those on Blogland pages.
You can learn much from the Blogland pages.

Catholic Popes. Answers for dopes.
Paths crossing the sky like a dove.
Lord Ray's Loo. A contest or two.
And best of all there is no need to shove.

Blogland pages, Blogland pages
Bringing people out of their cages.
Here much information rages
Unknown by many but those on Blogland pages.
You can learn much from the Blogland pages.

There we go, past and present collide at my show, as I think about where I have visited along the way and what saw the light of day. Some a bit scary others too hairy but with each pass more fun is had by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

73 comments:

  1. Despite this being a trip down memory lane I really don't remember any of this at all haha. A quick Google search of blogland doesn't really turn up anything either which is strange. Great rhymes though man but I guess that was your plan.

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    1. haha many came near
      Not to long ago I fear
      But at least you got one
      Under my sun

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  2. Loved your short poetic homily to Blgland pages, where you will luckily find many sages, spilling their spiel with tact and knack, so that the cat can have its intellectual snack. :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. Yeah need that snack
      Here at my shack
      So things get stored
      And I don't get bored

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  3. Hey, I've seen some of those pages! :) I'd be hard pressed to come up with more than a handful of topics that I haven't come across on a blog. Some are welcome, and some are downright frightening. ;)

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    1. Mine are the frightening ones. Don't delve to far into my blog if you are healthy.

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    2. Yeah there is always a topic about
      That one has already given a shout
      But oh well
      As long as it isn't scary as hell

      Yeah oh so scary
      After those one may not be so merry

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  4. Your cat must be suffering from the same thing I am: spring fever! There is a rumor that it's not that far off. Go embarrass your darlings with a hug, maybe that will help

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    1. Be nice if it came
      Sick of this snow game
      So agree with that
      Ready to tear up the mat

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  5. this sounds a bit like a broadway production, perhaps we need a broadway show dedicated to blogs...or a soapopera...ha....everyone is out their cages, and writing it on their pages...never know what might be just a click away...

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    1. haha that would be interesting to do
      Not sure a hit would come due
      But you never know
      And yeah god only knows what is going to show

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  6. Wheres Hank? I thought he would be #1 today. I did stop over to dVerse and said hello!

    LOL.... had to laugh at the camel toe, been there done that.

    Do my pages scare you? If not they should.... we all gotem, some just have no idea.

    Love that you mentioned Manzi's cheater spotting. She is going to get a hoot out of it.

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    1. He takes a day off from lurking once or twice a week
      To go climb a peak
      Fish in a creek?
      Maybe he just needs to take a leak haha
      Yeah makes me stomach squirm
      Knowing I probably have a worm
      As bad as the cat
      Here at my mat

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    2. Have to off-load
      Been on the road!

      Hank

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    3. Told you he had to take a leak
      Of loading by the creek haha

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  7. I just wrote a nice poem in response, and when I tried to post it, it went into cyberspace never to return; I don't have time nor energy to duplicate it. Sigh. Enjoyed your poem & your participation to prompt!!

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    1. Hate when stupid blogger does that
      Has happened many a time to the cat
      Glad you like
      My blogland hike

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  8. ha yes...the world at your fingertips.. and all kind of adventures and knowledge just a mousecklick away...way cool what's beyond the own shore..

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    1. Yeah lots can be found
      At each blog ground

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  9. Love the last line you end the post with :)

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  10. Some I've
    seen but
    not all
    I know.

    But many
    put on
    a really
    good show.

    We're an
    odd lot
    in blogland
    better company
    than most
    who are
    at hand.

    We're a quirky bunch, but all in all fun is had over most of blogland.

    Nice one today Cat.

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    1. Yeah lots of fun is had
      Why the cat hops to each pad
      And then has such fun
      Each day making a rhyme be spun

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    2. You are doing a great business for a Sunday. The Cats fame is growing. May God help us all and save us from your ego :)

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    3. haha as the fame grows
      The rhyme still flows
      But the ego will rise
      For the cat is so wise

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  11. I guess b.land is like a flea market

    you'll never know what you might find but never on target

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    1. That is true
      But at least, hopefully, at a flee market you can't see a bare gazoo

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  12. Yep, ya just never know what you're gonna read in Blogville!

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    1. Nope lots out there
      So may make you stare

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  13. Gotta love the many pages of blogland
    As many perspectives as a beach has grains of sand
    People from near and far
    Seems as many as the sky has stars
    Glad I found yours here in the blogosphere
    You have rhyming talent shilling out the rear

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    1. haha does come out the rear
      Could be something to fear
      Glad you come around
      And yeah much can surely be found

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  14. "A 67 year old sporting pink hair."

    Hey! Watch it Fella!!!!!

    -gigggles-

    -grin-

    -smirk-

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    1. LOL you have pink hair now
      Have to make fun of that some how

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  15. So many pages in blogland
    Sometimes it feels like Neverland
    Best of all no need to shove
    or shovel snow to get into the groove

    Happy Sunday Pat ~

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    1. Yeah can avoid that snow
      Even though it is still seen at many a show

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  16. Blogland pages
    It's such a rage
    Needn't rampage
    Take it easy
    Plot to memory
    Privileged to see
    Needn't have to slave
    To open a page
    Click and manage!

    Hank

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    1. Yeah just one click
      And can find stuff brick by brick
      Unless the internet or blogger goes down
      Then one may frown

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  17. If you're acting like a worm
    On the news you get your turn
    Don't be doing fancy rages
    Your infamy is Blogland Pages
    Don't put your gum beneath the table
    Everyone will call you Mable
    Don't go teasing killer bees
    You'll come running on your knees
    Blogland Pages will hunt you down
    The whole town's yapp'n about that clown

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    1. Killer bees
      Pfft I'll send fleas on your knees
      That will take care of the clown
      And cause it to frown
      And for good measure
      Giving me much pleasure
      I'll heave some crap
      Right at the painted faced chap

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  18. so many blogs out there, not enough time to read all about what you mentioned in your rhyme, but it amazes me at times what people will write, and sometimes it does give me a fright :)

    betty

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    1. Yeah there are a ton
      Out under the blogland sun
      Sometimes it is a fright
      Somethings should not be seen in the light

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  19. "Yeah makes me stomach squirm
    Knowing I probably have a worm"
    Let me know, Cat,
    if you need first aid!:)

    Stay warm against worm,
    Drink camomile tea at home.

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    1. haha not sure the worm would come out
      Maybe I need to eat a good trout

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  20. yes is true many pages and sites in blogland, but you have to know what sites are the best to you they offer and we choose or all we offer? I offer my recipes too:))

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    1. Yeah that is true
      Some have to be avoid at ones zoo
      While others are such fun
      Have to go and see what is spun

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  21. this post gets 5 STARS for the genius use of "Camel Toe Crotch." ALL HAIL LORD PAT

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    1. LOL can't take all credit for that
      As it was used in a blog post at another mat

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  22. I had to laugh at the use of camel toe too - oh boy Pat, leave it to you! :P

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    1. haha I can fit anything in
      Even if it is a sin

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  23. lol... what a perfect place for the cat... love it, Pat.

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    1. Yep just the right spot
      Enjoy it a whole lot

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  24. I recognized a few
    and some very current, too!
    You typed this up all fresh
    and with your left hand, no less!
    No old draft to blow off the dust
    just brand new, fun stuff!
    lol...

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    1. Yeah didn't re-jig
      A draft at my rig
      Gave the left arm a go
      Although maybe to much at my show
      As that started to hurt too
      And geez look at you
      Missing a post
      Second time at my coast haha

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    2. I didn't know I missed!
      I'll go find it, I insist! lol....

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    3. haha oh the shame
      Almost ruining your never missed claim

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  25. This is one of the blogpages I'm glad to have been able to visit during my rare time of wi-fi connectivity. I should make a checklist of all that you list to see if I can view it before my time is up!

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    1. Sucks that it is rare
      As you can't pot at your lair
      But glad you came by
      To visit under my sky

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  26. Yep. Blogland is full of alllll kinds of peeps. Some more entertaining than others. =D

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    1. Yeah some can be rather dry
      When you go for a spy

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  27. Just finding that out as I look about. Best I got.

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  28. I am always amazed what I find on blogland pages. I am usually more entertained by blogs than any other site out there.

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    1. Yeah much can be found all around
      Sometimes even the butt of a hound

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  29. very creative take on the prompt. Places as in sites/blogs, fits perfectly. Nice chorus here, makes this one quite the lyrical rhyming visitation, much memories I'm sure. And I thought you'd choose that other place, the one with the other cats, the one that the cat frequently tries to escape. Would've been fun, I'm sure of that one, but the cat has taken us to many, many places before, each with a new theme and adventure to explore, so the blogland verse was most certainly not a place to curse. Nicely done.

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    1. Yeah I thought about that
      But screw nannies mat
      Way too many cats there
      That annoys this cat pair haha

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  30. Off in our world of worlds
    We chime at our will
    When visitors leave comments
    We get such a thrill

    Thanks for this one. It made me smile, big time:)

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    1. Glad I could give a smile
      And yeah a comment is always grand as we turn the dial

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  31. Talking of popes, when he resigned i read a tabloid newspaper which posted the pics of the lightening striking the Vatican and the meteorite hitting Russia with the headline ' Looks like someone didn't get permission to leave work early'.

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    1. LOL so funny how they attribute anything to it
      But they would also use glowing shit

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