I was fast asleep,
When the camera gave a beep.
I told Pat to go bug Cassie,
She does think she is so classy.
See, what I mean?
Thinking she is so serene.
With her nose to the sky.
Posing for that Pat guy.
I was awake.
But I still would not partake.
Screw this shadow play.
That flash was too bright with its display.
Cassie climbed our door condo thing.
I think she too was sick of the flashy thing.
Then we heard a sound,
That was worse than a barking hound.
I checked to see if that fish was still good and dead.
Maybe Betsy put in some kind of noise to cause us dread.
Nope, that was not it.
So the search was on for this noisy fit
Cassie checked the cupboard and gave the all clear.
Of course she knew Pat was near.
So the door she didn't close,
Even finding time to strike a pose.
I checked each crack.
That sounds like a bad gutter attack.
Can you tell I was pissed?
This noise was at the top of my list.
Suddenly it caught Cassie's eye.
It was two creatures making this awful cry.
She said she would take the tall one.
So I got the one who fears the sun.
Yeah it was this over grown rat.
One half that was annoying the cat.
He thought he could hide here,
And be protected by my little rhyming rear.
Now he's stuffed and a play toy for the cat.
No more bright shadow play,
Adding any more winter to our bay.
But Cassie's was also a feat.
She did something really neat.
She found the other noisy nut,
And pulled out his hair until his mouth shut.
Thus now Bill Murray is bald as well as an ass.
Maybe next he'll turn into a lass.
If he lives the day all over again.
I hope he knows to avoid my den.
And so a bright shadow came to pass. Thanks to the cat and Cass. It was different than what you would expect, might not have caught it if you suffer brain neglect. For the over grown rat had a shiny bright life. Now he's mourned by his dear wife. From bright to dark all from being more annoying than a dog bark. And Bill Murray can now shine the shadows away with his bald head each and every day. Damn, that was quite the bright shadow pass. All better not mess with Cassie and my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.