Have to wait and see who this could be!
First if you get a chance give this new blog a glance. The cat has sent him around to many of you, as he asked me for many tips at my zoo. I guess I can add that to the resume at my show. Helping new bloggers while chewing Pat's toe.
The cat has always liked the Greek gods and such. Although Drazin is a bit out of touch, thinking he is one with his third person yap and bald head under the sun. But at least he did not claim stuff like the ones below, out of the weirdest things they seem to grow.
Aphrodite was oh so grand,
She was the most beautiful in the land.
But guess how she came to be?
She grew from the sea.
Uranus got his genitals chopped off,
Which must have made him scoff,
And they landed in the sea,
With foam forming around the thing no longer attached to thee.
Poof! Aphrodite was born.
So to be beautiful, have a males genitals be torn.
Wonder what happened to the cat's?
That is what those vet's do, those rats.
Athena is another story,
And far more gory.
Zeus did the humpty hump with Metis,
And then ate her and her fetis.
For some prophecy said,
The baby would bring him dread.
And what happened instead?
The baby keeping growing and Hephaestus had to crack open Zeus's head.
Poof! It's a girl.
Makes my toes curl.
I guess Junior ripped Zeus off.
Sure he won't drown them in a horse trough.
Seems Zeus really likes to give birth,
After he diddled around on earth.
For he humpty humped another one,
And Hera did not think that was fun.
So she tricked the women into asking Zeus,
To show her his divine godly caboose.
So he let his divinity loose,
And she cooked like a goose.
Zeus snatched the baby and sewed it in his hip.
A few months later Dionysus took his birth trip.
So out of a thigh,
Came such a godly guy.
Damn! Oh so strange,
Those gods were truly out on the range.
So far out in left field they'll never return,
Coming out of ones hip truly must burn.
And now that the cat has made you all sick. I will end it before Zeus turns another trick. Or maybe tries to strike me down. I guess Drazin isn't from such a crazy town. Just look at those gods, I've seen more brains cells in cods. Of course after seeing them come to pass, those cods were eaten by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.