Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Approve dVerse Groove!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!

Lots of spam all around but the cat finds it funny as some come with their same old sound. You still find them in the mailbox too. They sure want you to buy buy buy at your zoo. So they made the cat approve a dVerse groove.

Bad credit? No credit?
That is okay.
There is no edit.
You can have money to play.

Forget that fees.
Forget the rules.
You can buy big trees,
Or gamble like fools.

When others say no.
We find a way.
Just look at that car show.
Listen to what we say.

You could get that car,
You could get that boat.
Whether near or far,
You could buy a goat.

We are the best.
You will find no other.
We beat the rest.
You will never find another.

Forget the jargon we speak.
That is all just fine print.
You can go fish in a creek.
We will take care of such tint.

Why do I smile?
Why do you ask?
We just went the extra mile,
Take a drink from this here flask.

Take that it's free.
That gift is just for you.
Show all you see.
Our logo will make all less blue.

Oh and a card as well.
Here you are.
We never ever sell.
Have fun at the bar.

Look out for the flyer.
That will be out next time.
It will light your fire.
Having two cards is just sublime.

Aren't those flyers and emails grand? I mean they sooo help out at your land. Charging you up the arse in fees. But forget that and buy those trees. That is all they want and then they will taunt. For the interest will come to pass. To that I throw them in the trash and stick up my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

98 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. People are threatening to topple you
      Better watch your streak at my zoo haha

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    2. Tq for the good cheer
      The more the merrier

      Hank

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    3. haha the game is on
      To be first at my lawn

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  2. For whatever they're worth
    They would push their wares
    They trample and they force
    Conveniently at your fare
    They pop-up every time
    Hard to have them deleted
    Allowing them to be on
    A system they had perfected

    Hank

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    1. Yeah the perfected the trash
      Like an unrelenting rash
      Coming at you from all sides
      Wanting you to take their so called great rides

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  3. ha. its pretty scary
    to see what you spam folder carries
    but there is def a mix
    of things you can fix
    with just a click
    even your (editted not to make young minds sick)

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    1. Since when did you care
      About editing at my lair haha
      Just needed a rhyme
      And ass or gas didn't work this time? hahaha

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  4. One day I'm gonna charge up a storm on a card from spam.
    Then just try and catch me when I go on the lam!!

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    1. I am half way tempted to do that too
      The flush the card down the loo

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  5. Those stuff in the spam folder makes me laugh
    And some make me angry with their ridiculous marketing
    lines and there is no such thing as a free gift,
    as it call comes with strings attached ~

    Happy Tuesday ~

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    1. Yeah they are sure good for a smile
      As they market a good long mile
      But a load of crap
      That won't get me into their trap

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  6. Ya, spam seems to be having a resurgence, but hopefully people are becoming smarter in knowing what NOT to open. Seldom am I tricked any more, but I still remain very vigilant.

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    1. Yeah I just hit delete
      And move on to meet and greet
      But one has to keep up their guard
      Or find bill collectors on their yard

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  7. I hate all these spam I find in my mail every time!and all those spams offer are really stupid

    I love the draw you put in this!
    Have a nice day!

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    1. Yeah the spam is a pain
      With stupid offers at every lane
      Oh and that ones name is Goosey Air
      I wonder who it could be at my lair?
      What until you see one with the name dear
      She was fun to make by my little rhyming rear

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    2. Wait until Glory Dear
      She is something to see I hear

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  8. I have a trash bin at my door
    In goes the junk forevermore
    What you say, another card
    Go stick your head in a tub of lard
    Buy a boat? I think you daff
    Sail it in my moat for a great big laugh

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    1. hahaha you have a moat?
      Does in it a shark float?
      Sticking their head in a tub of lard is nasty indeed
      Maybe that would stop their greed

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  9. I dislike all the gumption
    Thay they show by trying to prokoke our consumtion
    I say, let's all simplify
    And forego the need to amplify

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    1. Yeah that is a good way to be
      Simple works for me
      Gets rid of the clutter
      So my ocd won't mutter

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  10. I love my spam for a good smile
    it leaves me laughing for quite awhile
    from cars to glasses
    I just ignore their asses
    but they still hit up my box
    one day I'll figure out how to block!

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    1. Even if you block
      More will flock
      Just from another address
      To give you more spam mess

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    2. It makes me feel ever so popular! All those emails from all my fans!!

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    3. haha I guess that is one way to look at it
      But if they saw your one eye tey'd run away scared as shit haha

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  11. i want to buy that goat and bedazzle it with jewels!

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    1. Have fun with that
      Maybe it will rhyme at your mat haha

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  12. my scanner doesn't let much spam into email
    although a few slip in to no avail.
    but it's the blog spam that is the most
    even though not too many post.
    They do go in that spam file so large
    and they would fill a small barge.
    Funny how they try to be clever, too
    saying how much they love your blog and other goo.
    haha.

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    1. Yeah they think they are smart
      With the crap they leave at our cart
      Pretending the read
      Then directing to their crap filled feed

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  13. I don't know who bought the big tree in my backyard, but it did get so huge that it became a threat to crushing the house.

    during a thunderstorm before it was cut I felt like a mouse.

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    1. Damn, that had to go
      Wouldn't want a crushing to come due at your show

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  14. This is such a great reminder (since I just got our tax refund). I must . . . pay . . . my . . . bills. And no more cards for me--I mean Cade ;)

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    1. haha glad I could remind
      With my little rhyming behind
      Sure blame it on Cade
      I'm sure he's in the credit card trade

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  15. Too much spam comes through our mail
    but you forgot the ones that advertise females or males
    brides and singles available for view
    those are ones I avoid, do you?

    yep, lots of spam out there and not all of it is in cans!

    betty

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    1. Too bad it couldn't all go there
      And yeah avoid that trouble at my lair
      No mail order bride for me
      That would just be scary

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  16. ha yeah they lull you in with wrong math and promises and you end up without a single penny in your pocket...but...can i go and buy that goat now...? ha...smiles

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    1. Well if you really must
      And won't go bust
      Go buy a goat
      With a fancy coat

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  17. We don't like spam, but we don't mind frying it up!

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  18. I'm with you on this Pat, some of these companies really do take the piss man, to take all your money is their ultimate plan. I love the goose, although was it a good idea for him to be set loose? Probably.

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    1. Yeah they try and get all tey can out of you
      And then charge you up they gazoo

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  19. Glad for a good spam filter. The best/worst ones are the ones who have "inherited" some astronomical amount of money and need to put it through your bank account - aka remove your cash.

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    1. haha yeah King Abubu can really send some dough
      After taking all yours aways first you know haha

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  20. I end up taking the mail through the garage to save myself a trip to the recycling bin. 95% of my mail is pure junk :(

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    1. Yep, same here I fear
      But it beats bills showing near

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  21. Spam belongs in a can not a mailbox!

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    1. Sadly many don't see it that way
      With their advertising display

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    1. They go from the mailbox to the trash
      At my place in a flash

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  23. orlin N cassie...if ewe both knead a masterCAT charge oh card, let uz noe....drivin lessonz, we got that two...N keep open de third twoozday oh de month, thatz usallee when de pie ratz drop off case goods :) !!

    =^oo^=

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    1. Damn you are full of surprises
      Soon you'll have to start charging or wearing disguises

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  24. Such a waste of money and resources.

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    1. That it seems to be
      But they send them with glee

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  25. You mean you get those emails, too?
    Alas, I thought they loved me true...
    That they wanted to send me money
    And promised great wealth to me, honey.
    But I must admit
    I had a fit
    When they offered me pills
    To cure all my ills
    And certain enlargement of... "it".

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    1. haha take that pill
      You'll sure get a thrill
      For away you'll go
      Into the loo with such a flow
      That they'll smell you a mile
      Could be useful to scare away a dog pile

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  26. You made me laugh...so true ..a waste of money..and lies no less...

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    1. Glad it was fun
      About all the crap is worth under any sun

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  27. A new card? No problem. Pay a bill? Well, now there's the rub...

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    1. haha yep right there
      As where they get you with their fare

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  28. Hey Cat, I was here earlier and was going to comment-the phone rang and I got distracted. Just now realized that I logged off without saying anything. Bloody hell, my head is up my arse these days.

    Junk is all I ever get via snail mail these days. Yeah and all those credit card offers are rip-offs. We now live in a world where the rich feed off the poor by taking advantage of their situation. Sick isn't it.

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    1. A busy bee
      Forgetting my sea
      How dare thee
      As you aren't a bee
      Above you can clearly see
      That you are a goose in a book to be added to my tree haha

      And yeah mostly all I ever get too
      Just flush it all down the loo
      Be nice to accept them all
      Spend like crazy an then declare bankruptcy on the feckers at my hall haha

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  29. Spam, it's not good in the can and it's lousy on the Internet too!

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    1. Agree with both
      They can both head south

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  30. my family is scrambling to get their finances in order for Tax season...you're opening line was eerily prescient.

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    1. haha yeah starting to get mine done too
      Maybe it seeped through

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  31. Hahaha.... Those spammers are crazy.... Just last week I could have had a million dollars... In exchange for my bank acct info.... Sheesh.
    They call it spam but it's mostly a scam!

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    1. hahaha yeah so close
      Next they'd take your house

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  32. I think we can all relate to this one. Your writing is simply... fun.

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    1. That is what I go for
      Most every day at my shore

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  33. Western Sky Financial, have you seen their commercial?
    The amount that they charge is quite controversial
    "Yes, we're expensive" is part of their slogan
    At least they're honest about being no bargain!!

    As always, totally enjoyed your imaginative poem Pat!

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    1. Honesty for a change
      That is different on the range
      Bet they are trying to beat the liars
      But creating honesty fires

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  34. We love how everyone always dies in a plane crash with no survivors, or how a widow can find no one closer than stranger half a world away to reach out to help her. Not to mention the poor grammar, spelling and typing skills.

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    1. Yeah it is rather funny
      How all want to be sunny
      And share as there is no one else around
      It does look like it was written by a hound

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  35. I like spam...it's the only place I get promised millions of dollars transferred to my bank account for doing nothing at all. ;)

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    1. Well I guess there is an upside to it
      Even if they are full of umm spit

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  36. Arise Sir Spamalot
    and head for catalot,
    junk mail Sir? -
    Not a jot!
    For the postman i doth shot :D

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    1. Geez violent you are
      Postmen better watch out for you near and far

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  37. spams.. pain for eternity..
    side effects of internet I call them :P

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  38. Here the spam is thrown in the yard
    Glad it is not a barnyard
    for the dogs would find it to hard to guard

    This is so funny and like have you have all your answers spammed to you. Cute

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    1. The dogs can tear it up
      The uses of a pup
      Glad you like
      As I went the answer myself hike

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  39. hahah, I do hate Spam
    They just take so much and Cram
    But I must admit
    You know your sh*t
    and I think your ad campaigns would be a hit

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    1. Well if the dough was there
      I'd ad campaign up at my lair
      And then have fun
      Being a spammer under my sun haha

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  40. the spams are annoying! and so many of it. if i dont clear the folder, i have almost 50 spams in 3 days.

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    1. Wow that is a ton
      I only get that on my fake email I give a run

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  41. Now I'm paranoid... just gonna check my in-boxes... ;)

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    1. haha don't give any a click
      Or they may suck you in right slick

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  42. luckily i do not get spam that tries to sell me trees as i think i would fall for it =)

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    1. Well that is a good thing
      Trees take up a lot of space at ones wing

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  43. Hahahaha.... I get spam that wants to make my penis bigger.

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    1. hahaha well they just want to help
      Although with what is really in that one may yelp

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  44. hahaha, I haven't been online for the past couple days and just sorted through a whole bunch of these type of emails. Great way to incorporate the idea into a rhyme. Very nicely done Cat.

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    1. haha yeah after a few days
      They sure show up a ton in many inbox trays

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  45. I get spam, though I'm just a child.
    Amuses me, how they can be so vile :)

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    1. Yeah they don't care
      Will do whatever it takes at their lair

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  46. speak some jargon, take a drink from the flask and then head to the bar...i know a few people how do this all the time

    Initiated Kiss

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    1. haha yeah I know quite a few
      Sad but true

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