Have to wait and see who this could be!
So the cat heard you all whining at my hall for such wonderful things to come due. I mean you did not believe those wonders were true? Now a sequel has come due and will be shown off at my zoo. I know it is just so boring to see. But you called for it, so don't blame me.
Look, it's a big pointy rock.
Doesn't that make you want to talk?
The grass can grow too.
A rock with grass, who knew?
Rocks with faces.
Staring off at other places.
Don't you humans already do that?
So now rocks have to also stare like a dingbat?
A great big hole in the ground.
It sure wasn't dug by a hound.
That is impressive I will say.
It's an out of date litterbox on display.
And we have a great big wall.
My, it is tall.
Who ever would have thought of building a wall?
My, it is tall.
A building that can't stand up straight.
You humans and your screwed up fate.
Next a wiggling building will come due.
That will prove you have no clue.
Another rock face with no nose?
God only knows.
Why you humans have a thing for rocks.
Maybe they take your lost socks?
A woman in a toga thing.
Who can't even have a fling.
Just standing there forever more.
What a bore.
A round building with no glass.
How is that going to keep out the bug mass?
Tons of windows and no glass.
Must have been built by a singing wall bass.
A building with tons of doors.
And lots of white floors.
First you have to choose,
Then clean a ton, how can you lose?
And finally water going down a hill.
That really has to thrill
Almost as fun as a trip to the vet.
Oops, poor you got wet.
Now are you even still awake? Go hop in a cold lake. That will wake most of you up. Certain parts may suffer a hiccup. But at least it won't be such a bore. Like it was watching those oh so lame things at my shore. So the lame wonders have to come pass. Another reason sequels can annoy my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.