Have to wait and see who this could be!
Once more here on the attack to give the search engine weirdos some flack. For there are a ton that come to give a bow, which can be seen since I have done this ten times now. Now I won't make you wait. Let's once more open the crazy search engine term gate.
"best rime ever"
"best rhyme ever"
"best rhymes ever"
The first guy is out of air or looking for something to do while bare. The second only likes one while the other likes all that is spun. Each want the best, I hope the first guy gets an annual disease test.
"viking woman armor"
I guess they want to see the cat chew some fat.
"pile road sign"
Umm err you have piles on your bum? Forget the road sign and get some rum.
"hot dog thong man"
I don't think I even wanna know. But at least either way a hot dog or maybe limp dog will show.
"fun facts about triskaidekaphobia"
You are a nut and all this year you will be in a triskaidekaphobia rut. If you believe in such crap. What a silly sap.
"brave with wet hair when she swims in the river"
Okay, you must have plenty of time in your day. Damn, that was long. Does wet hair make her strong? Or are you looking for a thrill? Go pop a pill.
"paintings of a farting butt"
Umm doesn't your ass have enough gas?
"scary nicolas cage"
"nicolas cage scary"
Either way it is true just look at his great hairdo. What hair? It's not a wig I swear.
"where does the thes"
Why does it its? You are the pits.
"cow nuts"
This one almost won. But another is much better that a nut spun. Imagine what came up? I bet it wasn't a pup.
"french mimer"
Is there even such a thing? They don't talk or sing. So how can they be french or whatever else they wish to be? Either way they are scary.
"fart under blanket rage comic"
At least their air is kept in. That isn't such a sin.
"ass wiggling screensaver"
I hope the ass was fine and not something from the humpty dumpty line.
"chubby man in boxers"
I guess that answered the ass question. I did not need an answer or want such a suggestion.
"man boobs prize"
Are you studying up on the case? Watch some, you may get lost in there without a trace.
"snow boobies"
It is the season I guess to commit snowwoman, or maybe snowman, treason.
And the winner that takes the cake and much more he or she does take. For the protection is at full strength here, you will never get a disease so have no fear. Hitting the market soon and helping you up before noon.
"weiner in armor"
And so ends another round. I wonder if the armor makes a squeeky sound? That could be awful cold. It could also rust or get some mold. I guess care must be taken though. Maybe some instructions will show. Round ten has now come to pass with the crazy mass, that have no class, here to visit my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Stayong on top
DeleteMaking Brian flop
hey its better to have your weiner in armor at least til you get married and all...haha...no surprises that way, so hey you won a man boob prize, well isnt that a sight for making sore eyes....lol
ReplyDeletealmost almost
Deleteperhaps next i will just leave my rank
so out #1s will crank
haha yeah no goalie slippage I suppose
DeleteAs you curl your toes
And yeah the cat with man boobs
I suppose I could scare away noobs
Just 30 minutes late
Hank has down the lurking at my gate
The hot dog thong man obviously put his weiner in body armour.
ReplyDeleteYeah that he must
DeleteFor he can't hide his lust
LOL I was laughing at all of these.
ReplyDeleteQuite fun to see who comes on by
DeleteAs they find my sky
A weiner in armor
ReplyDeleteProduct coming our way
Interesting to know
Keeps diseases at bay
As an armor goes
May be cold and molds
Or it squeaks or rusts
One as yet to trust
Hank
Yeah trust would be hard to do
DeleteIf it was said to rust on you
Would avoid that
Going with the ordinary at my mat
A heavy dose of man humor this morning. LOL
ReplyDeletehaha those are who found me
DeleteThis time at my sea
This have me quite the chuckle on a Monday
ReplyDeleteTurned it into a fun day
Look forward to your next rhyme
I'll be back here tomorrow at this time
And there will be a rhyme
DeleteAs done up until May with each chime
With another 2 search engine ones done as well
so can help you through Monday's hell
the Winner. Ugh... lol...
ReplyDeletelol so are you saying the winner
DeleteIs a bit of a sinner haha
I Googled Nicolas Cage scary and one of the options was a woman version of him, and it was pretty scary, ha! :)
ReplyDeletehahaha yeah there are some
DeleteThat are even scary to my rhyming bum
I think a good rule of thumb is that if you're searching for how to "rime" you have no business "riming" in the first place. :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, am I the only one that would kinda like to see "paintings of a farting butt"? Usually a picture of a farting butt is tacky and in bad taste, but if it's painted and framed that means it's automatically classy!
Yeah that is true
DeleteMaybe they just need a riming clue haha
And hmm seems like you are the only one
But at least it would be classy to two under the sun
Too cute; amazes me what search engines will find when one puts in those categories to search for.
ReplyDeletebetty
Yeah always fun what they find
DeleteAnd scary that people actually type them out and find my behind
lol at the hot dog one
ReplyDeletehaha not a hot dog
DeleteI'd want near my blog
Shrek comes to mind...and all of his gaseous explosions...
ReplyDeleteYeah maybe they got turned around
DeleteWhen looking for Shrek's farting sound
Don't worry about the details, all will pass...yikes!
ReplyDeleteYeah scary they are
DeleteNear and far
Oh, wow.
ReplyDeleteEven more wow
DeleteSome have come looking for a humping cow haha
That farting painting is my favourite one haha although it wouldn't surprise me if you actually used that bunch of letters before in your rhymes. Great post Pat, you know how much I love this series.
ReplyDeleteYeah wouldn't surprise me at all
DeleteBut not sure I ever used such phrasing at my hall
Either way always fun
To give the crazies a run
orlin N casie...
ReplyDeleteya noe......in this day N age...paintins of a fartin buttz would sell
peepul said poker playin dawgs wood never sell....
frank lee we like de bulldog passin de ace in hiz toe
You know someone could take it to heart
DeleteFinding beauty in a fart
Could be the next big thing
I'd rather play with string
OMG, those are hilarious! Keep 'em coming hot dog thong man!
ReplyDeleteOh I have many more
DeleteThe crazies keep coming to my shore
The scariest part of all
ReplyDeleteis that they wind up at your hall!
I wonder if they are satisfied
or disappointed after the rhymetime ride.
haha I wonder what it is
DeleteThat draws them to my rhyming biz
Either way
I hope I don't satsify some of the sick things they say
And I thought I had some weird ones stopping by my place courtesy of Google search. You win.
ReplyDeleteThat cat likes to win
DeleteEven if it is because weirdos visit his bin haha
A long time ago, Nicholas Cage wasn't that scary, but I think he is now. :P
ReplyDeleteI'll go with the weiner in armor.
Sounds like a *weiner* to me! :D
Yeah he wasn't so bad in earlier movies he made
DeleteNow though, that has surely gone on to fade
haha glad the weiner won
And you weiner-ed your way to agreeing a ton
the crazies keep up their search engine flair, with thoughts I don't wish upon any far or near. Lots of talk about wieners, farts and bums for number 10, guess the mental hospital has given free internet access to the crazies then.
ReplyDeleteLots of fun these posts are, showing just how nutty the bored humans can be, searching for things and winding up wherever google shoots them to be. But fun for all is made of them, here at your rhyming stall
Yeah always fun
DeleteOne day that book may be done
When my arm can work
May do it to make many smirk
For now away they will come
And be mocked plenty by my little rhyming bum
Cow Nuts?
ReplyDeleteThey're girls-so you're outta luck.
Instead, Deer Nuts.
A steal at under a buck.
Wouldn't more than an oh dear
DeleteCome as you snip snipped near
Might get a kick to or maybe by the head
Or wind up dead
Google search brings all the odd ones out of the woodwork.... I get some pretty crazy searches on my blog.
ReplyDeleteOne day instead of being almost the very last to comment.... I am going to give #1 a run for his money.... just to show him I can. LOL...
Yeah the crazies come about
DeleteOkay having a low shout
But Hank does like to win
Have to get here early to beat him as he lurks away at my bin
I'm going to get drunk tonight and see if I can say "triskaidekaphobia" five times fast. I can't say it five times slow while sober, but maybe I'll have better luck the other way. :D
ReplyDeleteLet me know how that goes
DeleteAs trying to say it here makes me sound like a bunch of dead crows
mmmm the cat brain never stop!:)
ReplyDeleteDoes not seem too
DeleteAt least for now at my zoo
I'm speechless . . .
ReplyDeleteThat is a first
DeleteWith your burst
Sorry Pat, that "best rime ever" google hit was me. I was looking for "best rind" and pickled watermelon rhine recipes--my spelling sucked that day...
ReplyDeletehahaha well at least you admitted it
DeleteAnd sorry I couldn't help at my pit
So many of these images were just wrong! Hee, hee! Is a Weiner in Armour a chastity belt?
ReplyDeleteWrong indeed
DeleteBut had to share at my feed
Hmmm I suppose it could be
Which is even more scary
Very nice, "paintings of a farting butt." Stay classy Google!
ReplyDeleteA certain google class
DeleteDo find me in mass
Where do you come up with this stuff, lol.
ReplyDelete..........dhole
They find me
DeleteI just repeat at my sea
Hot Dog Thong Man.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure the Beer guys didn't have something to do with this?
Yeah that would be a good guess
DeleteWe'll have to make them confess