Have to wait and see who this could be!
Could the cat be telling you to stick it? Could the cat want to beat you with a stick a bit? All thoughts the go through ones mind especially when dealing with my little rhyming behind. But the cat is too slick to just hit you with a stick. Instead I use my pringle cans for that and so just stick with it at my mat.
Stick it here, stick it there.
With the stick beware.
For those that aren't picky.
Things could get rather sticky.
Now we will linger,
Up and around the finger.
Don't stick it in a plug,
Don't stick it to a thug.
Don't stick it in a pile,
Of something that smells vile.
Don't stick it a door,
And slam it at your shore.
Don't stick it in the VCR,
If you still have one at your bar.
Don't stick it in the blender,
Or the other thing that could change your gender.
All common sense,
But it seems some are dense.
So don't get tense,
It's time for the head to hop the fence.
Don't stick it between rails.
Don't stick it under cow tails.
Don't stick it under a tire,
Don't stick it in a fire.
Don't stick it on a table saw.
Don't stick it near my claw.
Don't stick it in the stove.
Don't stick it in a thorn grove.
And speaking of head,
This may cause dread.
But you can't stick it where ever you please.
Unless you want a generous disease.
So stay safe from harm,
This is not to cause alarm.
Don't buy the farm,
Now on to the arm.
Don't stick it in a fan blade.
Don't stick it out to get sprayed by Raid.
Don't stick it in a dumpster.
Don't stick it to a grumpster.
Don't stick it in a hose.
Don't stick it up someones nose.
Don't stick it in front of a bus.
Don't stick it out in the form of a cuss.
Flip arm for leg and finger for toe.
The same thing applies at your show.
Or for any other body part,
That stick it takes to heart.
For if you want to stick it to the man.
Throw him in a garbage can.
Stick a post it to his head.
Don't stick it to end up dead.
The cat just wanted to go all stick it today and so brought forth a stick it display. So stick it to the moon, stick it to a raccoon. Just don't stick it to a goon or a crazy loon. Then they may chop it off or something like that and you may be snip snip like the cat. Now I end my stick it mass and will watch where I stick my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
I'm 1
ReplyDeleteJust in there for the win
DeleteRuining Han`s streak at my bin
LOL... Something like that. And.... because I can! But I'm done. He can be first from now on. Something told me I had to do it.
Deletehaha now you can say
DeleteYou did it at list once at my bay
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Gosh, a deadheat, a photo finish in fact! It's getting crowded up here!
DeleteHank
Hahahahaha... I just had to beat you once.... Now you can have your throne back.
DeleteAin't that just like a woman???? Congratulations.
DeleteLOL... Thanks Manzi!! I beat him by a nose hair
DeleteCongrats! But not on a silver platter, Ma'am! Competition is healthy!
DeleteHank
LOL so funny to watch all going for one
DeleteAnd yeah jut like a woman having to have won
Whoa! stick 'em up!
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit sneaky
Got to aim up smart
Just go at it slowly
Wield the big stick
That'll teach discipline
There'll be no tricks
Everyone's come off clean
Hank
Yeah a big one
DeleteWould stop the fun
Or start it too
Depending on one`s view
you should def be careful where you stick it
ReplyDeleteas you could get a shock, i guttered on this one
and maybe that has to do with my reality this week,
but on the other, still watch who you stick,
as theirs may be larger and they strike you back
harder.
haha the gutter is grand
DeleteAll gutter this week in your land?
That different than any other week? haha
And yeah some may stick it to you should your stick come out for a peek
This reminded me of that old jingle, "Stick it to 'em with Stick Ups". Now I have that damn song playing in my head all day. Thanks for that Pat Hatt!
ReplyDeleteNo problem at all
DeleteGlad I can annoy at my hall haha
That sure is a sticky situation Pat!
ReplyDeleteCan be rather sticky
DeleteAnd a little tricky
I'll stick with your advice Pat. :o) And hope you had a good Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteStick to it
DeleteAnd yeah same old same old at my pit
Cat knows all the no-no's where one dares not spot a stick-it
ReplyDeleteIf you have to break the rules, you're in a sticky-wicket
If you're in a sticky-wicket and you stick it to a picket
And the picket is the ticket, and you forgot to lick it
If you lick-it on the picket or the wicket with the stick-it
But if you stick-it on a cricket and the picket doesn't lick it
Then the wicket with the cricket finds a spigot that will stick-it
Oh thank goodness, there's the bell.
Gotta run and get my cell.
Good thing the cell rang
DeleteOr around you'd hang
Before long with your song
You'd lick something all wrong
Then try and flick it to a cricket
But he'd say stick it up your wicket
Not paying for such a ticket it to lick it
Might even picket and give a hick it
So it is a good thing you decided to click it
For a lick it and a flick it would have got you on the wrong side of a cricket
And after the picket of your lick it and telling you to stick it
He could tell dick it
And it would be your and Chenney on a future ticket
OMG...With Dick-it Chenney on a ticket
DeleteIt was a sticky-wicket
And the cricket on the spigot
Said prick-it and flick it.
haha knew that would get your going
DeleteWith Dick showing
Hahaha.... You two are so funny. With your wicks, dicks and licks. Getting rather crude here if I so say so myself.
DeleteLOL a bit crude
DeleteWith attitude
Now I know where not to stick it
ReplyDeleteso I think I will just flick it!
Flick what would that be?
DeleteA booger at your sea? haha
To stick or not to stick?
ReplyDeleteThat's the question in this flick
When the power goes out I just pull out a bic
and light a scented candle wick
Keeps you in view
DeleteAt your zoo
So you can see
What not to stick it in thanks to me
I'll stick it where ever I want, cat! And I'll take that Pringles can and stick it up your bum for it's been awhile since I've done that and I miss tormenting you feline. It's one of my favorite past times. ha ha ha!! That's what you get for picking on me on Anne's blog!!
ReplyDeleteSo now you have a fake last name?
DeleteDid you steal it from some fraternity game? hahaha
And pffft to you
I'll fill the pringle can with poo
The spit it back out
Watching you shout
I miss accidentally messing up the VCR
ReplyDeletethe 90's were a great time.
I don't miss the rewind
DeletePeople were unkind
I didn't realize there were so many potentials of what to do with a stick, leave it to the cat to tell us all its tricks :)
ReplyDeleteenjoy Saturday!
betty
The cat tells all
DeleteEven about the simple things at his hall
I won't stick it anywhere, thanks for the heads up ~
ReplyDeleteIts funny reading who gets to stick the # 1 comment ~
Smiles ~ have a good weekend ~ Still stuck here with snow ~
No problem at hall
DeleteFun fight for #1 at my hall
Blah to the snow
Wish that would just go
This is awesome Pat, it's kind of you to try to tell us not where to stick things haha, say what you want but this is doing us a service, love this.
ReplyDeleteA service did come do
DeleteFrom a cat, who knew
So many 'sticky' sayings or incidents come to mind now, lol. This blog's good for getting the mind moving. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm just sticking to the facts when I say that, you know. Just sticking to the facts...
haha knew sticky would be at play
DeleteAnd just the facts you say
Hmm I'll nod and agree
At least I'll pretend to at my sea
Lots of sticky stuff at your pad, today!
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteThis sticky biz
I'm going to stick it to Ray!
ReplyDeleteHope it goes well
DeleteAnd not to hell
haha...to stick or not to stick...that's the question...sticky stuff at your shore today mr. pat
ReplyDeletehaha sure is a question
DeleteAlthough sometimes it could be a suggestion
I won't be sticking it anywhere...lol
ReplyDeleteGood to hear
DeleteAlso avoid an ear
very sticky post indeed.. :P
ReplyDeletehuh never realized a single stick can have so many faces :D
yeah so much one does not know
DeleteAs sticky comes high and low
Your rhyme is a slick stick trick
ReplyDeleteBut I'm just a sick hick with no schtick.
haha well just get a brick
DeleteAnd whack any who play a slick trick
lots of sticking going on, definitely some excellent advice, love the grumpster rhyme, got a kick out of that stick. Fanblades too, are never a good place to stick anything you may want to use again. Fun rhyme, fun chime
ReplyDeleteyeah avoid those things
DeleteHave taken off many a birds wings
Nice job with a sticky topic. :)
ReplyDeleteSticky
DeleteCan't be picky
I need to get my head out of the gutter of what I shouldn't be sticking into inappropriate places. ._.
ReplyDeleteBut the gutter is fun
DeleteSo give it a run
What happened here?
ReplyDeleteI had brain fog I fear!
I was home all day
and always come to play!
Talk about stick
I think my brain got stuck
Must have been something ick
to make me miss a post! wtf...er um, duck. lol....
But here I am to make things right
and thanks for telling me oh so polite
so I wouldn't have to be cryin'
don't want to give my crown to Brian!
hahahaha
haha that lazy weekend
DeleteStarted a bad trend
lol almost fully made you swear too
Oh the things lazy days can do
But you would still be ahead of Brian
He missed like 4 or so, not lyin
I think I share a mind with that DWei fellow. My mind was in the gutter too. I guess that's what I get for a late night visit to your zoo ;)
ReplyDeletehaha my mind is usually there
DeleteSo it's okay if you stray there at my lair
but but we have to stick it out to make the bus stop!!!
ReplyDeleteI also just sticked itin our VCR and it was just fine... I think, I'll let you know once my finger comes back out.
haha hopefully it doesn't get snapped up
DeleteBy the vcr monster like a pup
Think I'll stick to my coffee after this one. It's just finished brewing, and I'm stuck on having a cup right about now. Good morning:)
ReplyDeletehaha good thing to stick too
DeleteNothing sticky will come due