Have to wait and see who this could be!
The cat is on a roll as he takes the rhymes for a stroll. But then stupid Pat bothers me and oops the idea decides to flee. Doesn't that suck? When you are just strat out of luck? With a simple what was that your idea can go adios and leave you flat.
That fell over,
Thanks to rover.
There goes your plan,
Some best friend of man.
A car horn honks away,
Making you a gawker at your bay.
Only a road raged nut,
Oops, your idea is as dead as King Tut.
Wake up with one,
Will remember such a run.
Damn, fell back asleep.
The idea is lost in the deep.
Gasp, best idea ever.
You are so clever.
Whoops, maybe not.
Guess it wasn't too hot.
Shouldn't have answered the phone,
Listened to the walls groan.
Hint, it's not really the wall.
Follow the bouncy ball(s).
Thinking of your gut,
Also leaves you in a rut.
Of getting ever so large,
While your idea drifts away on a barge.
At least you took out the trash,
Watched an episode of Mash,
And rested your pretty little head.
Sadly, the idea is still dead.
But don't jump in a lake.
An idea is easy to fake.
Just remember the rhyme,
And you can at least top a rotten mime.
For oh I remember now,
Could lead you to "How to milk a cow."
That is something all want to know,
So let the writing flow.
First you do this,
Make sure not to cause it bliss.
Watch for the feet.
Attack of the killer meat.
See wasn't that easy?
Now how to eat a freezie.
Damn, an idea from no idea at all.
Don't say I'm not helpful at my hall.
See when the idea goes flat just do like the cat. Rant about the idea going flat and then go eat a nice juicy rat. Or at least the first part if you can't take the second to heart. All the more for me and oh an idea is always had at my sea. But when you are so far ahead using them all just causes you dread. Looking at 90 posts waiting to show maybe I should go chase down a crow? Or go and catch another bass. Bah I will just be the same old little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.