Thursday, February 14, 2013

White As A Dove Give It Some Love!

Before we get to diaper man, Pat was shouted out at this Can. See what I did there? Also an all rhyming interview at this lair!


To the diaper wearing loon,
That makes lovers swoon.
With arrows on his back,
Ready to swoop in and attack.

After all of these years,
You still run corporate gears,
Making a fake holiday,
Overshadowing the groundhog's display.

Sure, you a little fat guy,
That can flap and fly,
Must appeal so much more,
With your tales of lore,

Than a shadow fearing overgrown rat.
But his candy is just as flat.
I suppose yours has more lumps,
It must be a struggle after giving so many humans the humps.

Do you let it sit for years to come,
Like a fine wine or age old rum?
I bet you watch too,
You diaper wearing pervert, you.

Fuzzy bears for God sake,
Make your lover's knees shake.
And in the money the greedy rake,
Oops, tomorrow the love is still fake.

I guess one to many hairs,
Live on your legs in pairs.
It must stop your powerful blast,
For only one day it can last.

Your superficial strike,
The corporations like.
The lawyers do too!
The divorce rate still proves you have no clue.

So let's give a cheer,
To the one with the diaper rash rear.
He is oh so grand,
Spreading love across the land.

Having all show it with ease,
By paying corporate fees.
The board room loves his whammy,
And tomorrow your relationship is just as clammy.

I think the cat would rather take zombie feet then the above picture treat. Blah to that, is all that can be said by the cat. And to people thinking a diaper wearing loon can forever make one swoon, pfft get a grip. Can you tell I hate this day from my rhyme trip? If you want to waste your time and drop a dime just come whiff my magical gas. It comes out daily from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

82 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Still on top
      Even though a few want your streak to flop haha

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  2. For diaper man it's not a choice
    It's an affliction with no rejoice
    But if one still runs corporate gears
    Then it's fine living without fears

    Hank

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    1. Yeah for an actual one
      The affliction is no fun
      But the corporate crap
      Still needs to take a nap

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  3. The 2 shout outs I've seen
    Interviews most deserving

    Hank

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  4. One day..... I might be #1. Thanks for the link Pat!!

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    1. Hank always knows the time
      Of each days rhyme
      Have to be quick
      And no prob giving the link a flick

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  5. I saw a documentary about adult babies, very eye-opening...also you cna make some good money making adult diapers...

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    1. Yeah the fetish some go through
      Being an adult baby, they may have a loose screw
      And yeah good money can be found
      Fleecing adults who are diaper bound haha

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  6. Ha ha ha You got keupie on the run
    With your diapered-bun-end fun
    And you give a needed blast
    To the corporations past
    As they run fingers through their pillage
    That they pilfer from each village
    That supports the diapered gnome
    To bring love into the home
    So go ahead and flap and fly
    And disappear into the sky
    You wizened one, you'll be back
    As fat belly yells Big Mac Attack

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    1. haha it was fun to do
      Giving them the big screw you
      Shame though you are correct
      Fat belly will stand erect
      And go after that big mac
      Blah to such a snack

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    2. Ooooh this was good Manzi...showing up that Cat today with your rhyming display :)

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    3. Friggin cheering squads
      Need to get some attack cods

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    4. Anne
      Oh oh, don't say that
      I like to visit at the Pat's
      Or I'll get kicked right off the squad
      Or whacked in the behind with a great big cod.

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    5. No we like it when someone can rhyme with the Cat at his own level. Not many people can do it. It makes things fun when someone comes along and does it.

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    6. The cat would never kick you out
      Maybe whack you with a trout
      Plus if that was the case
      There would be no Irish at my place
      I've had kicked her out long ago
      But all kinds are allowed at my show LOL

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  7. After seeing that picture I will have to think long and hard before enjoying my one and only piece of chocolate I received today. UGH!!!!!

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    1. LOL sorry I ruined your one and only gift
      Eat it and maybe your spirits will lift

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  8. Well hubby just told me the surprise gift is coming later..he.he.....Just be careful of the fake flowers and words, because they won't last long ~

    Have a good day Pat ~

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    1. A surprise gift can be fun
      And yeah those fake flowers one should shun

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  9. please tell me that is not you in the diaper, if so lets work on your wiper, not a huge fan of valentines as love is expected, i would rather another day when you least expect it, or just the every day, and not once the arrow have been pulled out where its burrowed...

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    1. LOL hell to the no
      I may be screwed up but not that fat at my show haha
      The zebra thong would be on display
      If it was from my bay
      Yep, that is the way to be
      Not just one stupid day that is expected because corporate loons are pushy

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  10. Again with the threat of zombie feet. Behave you big grump!

    I'm with Brian, while I don't mind a special gift on Valentine's day like a card, some flowers or whatever, I'd much rather celebrate on other days when it's not expected. It makes it more special. Hubby surprised me the other day with a card on my pillow "just because". That's more meaningful to me.

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    1. Zombie feet may be back
      As there is a Z in the a to z attack haha
      For once old one eye I agree
      Much more meaningful when it isn't some stupid day that your told to be all lovey dovey

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  11. I suppose if you owned a large chocolate company
    and brought in millions a-plenty
    on this 14th day on the month
    you would have a different hunch
    and think V day was very grand
    with tons of dollars in your hand.
    haha.

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    1. Well I suppose that could be true
      I'd still give the meaning of the day the big screw you
      But I'd be so good I'd sell millions of chocolates each day
      So would still bash it at my bay haha

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    2. your poor head
      is swelling with dread.
      hahaha.

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    3. Used to it now though
      As it likes to grow

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  12. A day that commemorates a man in an adult diaper shooting you in the heart with an arrow... I guess I'm not the only one who sees something deeply wrong with that.

    Also, I wish I was cool enough to do a rhyming interview.

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    1. No you surely aren't the only one
      It is wrong by a ton
      And after nearly 800 posts here
      Rhyming interviews are a snap to do from my little rhyming rear

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  13. Photo... YIkes!!!! -gigggles-

    Even though you posted that pic, I still wish you....

    Happy Valentine's Day!
    "Auntie"

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    1. hahaha could scare you off,
      Maybe he needs to be bare to avoid the valentines scoff haha

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  14. hmmm ... an interesting take on Valentine's Day. I bet you would have a wonderful sweet rhyme for today.

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    1. That I could do
      But pfft to the day at my zoo

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  15. Valentine's Day is fine and all
    But it's way too commercialized overall
    I feel that we should celebrate love every day
    And not just on a February Thursday

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    1. Yeah I surely agree
      Not just one stupid day at each sea

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  16. Cupid never looked so good, yikes!

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    1. haha if that is good
      I'd hate to see scary in any hood

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  17. no love for cupid

    I think the arrow boy is a little deluded.

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  18. LOL! At first glance, I was like... why are you showing me this fellow in baggy granny panties??? :P

    It's old-man Cupid! Who knew he grew up to be so hairy? :D

    Happy V'day~

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    1. What, you don't have the hots for baggy granny pants man?
      I thought for sure you'd be a fan

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  19. I'm guessing you didn't pay Hallmark their toll today.

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    1. Hallmark doesn't get any of my dough
      That would be an all time low

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  20. I totally agree with your rhyme, I think it is about time, someone was willing to speak such words, because this day is absurd!!

    betty

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    1. Yep, will say whatever I want
      Here at my haunt
      And this day is absurd
      So I flip it the bird

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  21. SNAPPER BE RED, HERRING IZ TWO
    HAPPEE HEARTZ DAY OH LOVE
    FRUM ALL OH UZ TO ALL OH EWE !!!

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    1. Well I could do with some fish
      The cat finds them a tasty dish

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  22. Well I was going to say Happy V... Thursday to you! :)

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    1. haha happy thursday works
      Gets some smirks

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  23. There's nothing wrong with wearing diapers. In this busy lifestyle who has the time to go to the toilet? With diapers you can shit yourself and carry on working.

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    1. That is very true
      Although you might annoy a co-worker or two
      The smell
      Would be hell

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  24. valentines day was never big over here...just started to get more and more popular when shops discovered that you can make money with it...ha...i'm on a valentines day boykott...got no flowers either and really don't care...ha

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    1. Funny how that happens all around
      The day is oh so wonderful when money can be found

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  25. Just taking out some time to visit your rhyme. Hope your Thursday's well.:-)

    Madison

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    1. Thanks for coming on by
      All is as expected under my sky

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  26. My husband and I don't exchange gifts on Valentine's Day, but I do love the holiday, simply because it's the only time of the year my husband won't complain about the house being all hearts and pink lol. I don't think I would be as excited over a box of candy today than I would any other day of the year. It's just too expected today, you know?

    Happy Thursday ♥

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    1. The way to be
      And at least it lets you make the house all girlie haha
      I suppose that is a perk for some
      The cat would eat all the decorations and give a hum

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  27. The Hubby
    shows love
    every day
    in small ways.

    He tolerates
    my crap
    with very
    little flack
    my moods
    he minds not
    much.

    So on
    this day
    I'm here
    to say

    "I love that man of mine"

    Yeah, I commented on your interviews. Hope you push some product. Best of luck on all this Cat.

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    1. A medal is deserved to tolerate your crap lol
      You fell into that trap
      And thanks for the comment at each lair
      Be nice if more got pushed and they went on a tear

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    2. You really are one of the hardest working people I know Cat and you don't give up. You know the world is a shit hole of a place and rarely do the best get what they deserve anymore. Maybe, just maybe things will come out as they should for you.

      I've been drinking Cat, just so you know :)

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    3. Here's hoping that is true
      For I work more at not getting paid than I do at my wor zoo
      And have fun getting drunk
      Hope there is no hangover funk

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  28. That guy is so weird haha, I'm not keen on that cupid fellow myself, he can stick his arrows where the sun shines as far as I'm concerned, love your rhymes though as per usual mate.

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    1. Yeah that is where they can go
      As he flies too and fro

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  29. Maybe we should just give him some butt paste.

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    1. That could work too
      Get it out of our view

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  30. I read both interviews
    your books are quite the news!

    And as for diapers who knows
    maybe they'll be next in fashion shows
    so maybe you better not poke fun
    because one day it might be on YOUR bun
    along with movie stars inn the sun
    followed by paparazzi on the run!

    Happy Valentine's Day, Pat!

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    1. Thanks for the read
      At each other feed
      That would be pushing it
      Fashion shows parading shit haha
      Hey if one day I have one
      I'll still poke fun
      At myself though
      May even let it show

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    2. Letting it show
      a fashion statement
      for people in the know!
      LOL!!

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  31. A diaper wearing loon?
    Avoid it? Not a chance.
    That'll be me, oh too soon.
    If I don't wanna crap my pants.

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    1. Could always get fancy
      And a little prancy
      As you tape a garbage can to your butt
      Could make the cut

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    1. Yeah such a shot
      Makes one suffer brain rot

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  33. nothing is worse than zombie feet. Hallmark holidays and the ones that have been tainted by corporate greed are really the pits, and you give your girl the candy then have to hear about who you gave her zits. Fun Valentine roar for exposing Cupids lore

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    1. You really want to go there?
      I could find something worse at my lair
      LOL at the zits too
      So true

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  34. Happy Valentine's Day anyway
    Even though you hate this day
    Sending you a friendly hug and kiss
    I sure hope I won't get a hiss!
    haha xo :)

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    1. haha you might get a thump
      Leaving a red lump
      As the cat doesn't take to affection
      So he may swat upon detection

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  35. Cupid
    Is stupid!

    The tighty whiteys
    look all-righties.

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    1. haha not sure they are very tighty
      Seen a tighter nighty

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  36. Happy Valentine's Day! Hmmm . . . that was a startling visual!

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    1. So for the scare
      Hope in didn't cause you to lose any hair

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