A Positive Day In A Negative Way!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!

It is a meeting at work where they say today all will be given a perk. For an hour a guest speaker will come and give her two cents worth hum. To the cat two cents is paying too much at my mat. All of this strat is common sense. Even Pat is not that dense.

We're here today,
To scare the negative away.
With exercises galore.
Excuse me while I try not to snore.

But look what happened already,
As the blithering comes on steady.
I've become more positive than ever.
My, you really are clever.

I'm positive this will bore,
I'm positive I have more interest in the door.
I'm positive I've heard all of this,
I'm positive this is something I can miss.

But just to be sure about that,
I will do a checklist at my mat.
I mean I want to be positive, right?
Can't put it into a negative light.

Know you are thinking negative and change it!
Check! The negative dripped out in my spit.
Write when something bothers you,
Pfft you really have no clue.

But now you and Flappy,
With you all happy,
Have something in common at my place.
That must positively put a smile on your face.

And here we go,
With the typcial flow.
People are categorized in this, this and that.
Right! And I'm simply a cat.

Lumping people as one is dumb!
All don't even have the same bum.
So all can fit under a certain field you say?
Right! The cat will never join such a fray.

So I'm positive I was right.
I'm positive I'll sleep the same tonight.
I'm positive you sound like a fortune cookie.
I'm positive The Little Mermaid has a thing for that wookie.

I am now grateful you are gone.
I'm grateful I don't have to mow a lawn.
I'm grateful I did not have to pay,
For your positively postive display.

What? I just did what she said at my hut. I was told to write things out. So I am positive I had to give it a shout. I am also positive Pat learned more in his Life in the Universe university class. Now away I go with my oh so positive little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.