This is what she would have you believe she is,
With her oh so pretend kind biz.
But the cat and Pat,
Both see through that.
This is what Pat thinks she does,
When she's not around to comment buzz.
After lifting hubby around,
She may as well show off the muscles that are found.
The cat on the other hand,
Knows she is evil across the land.
I mean just look at that face,
Have to spray her with mace.
This is what she would have you believe she works at,
Taking all kinds of time at her mat.
As she works away,
Painting miniatures night and day.
But both Pat and the cat agree,
She steals them from some kiddie.
And passes them off as her own.
The PTA may soon blow up her phone.
And in the summer she gardens away,
Making them oh so nice at her bay.
Or so she claims.
But we know she plays other games.
Pat thinks this is the extent of her green thumb.
A bit creepy and then some.
I wonder is she uses the brains for fertilizer?
Could be the great equalizer.
But the cat knows,
How her garden grows.
She just buries people alive.
Sadly none of them survive.
And perhaps worst of all,
She answered her fan's call.
Yep, they actually have been dating.
I sure hope there was no mating.
Don't believe me?
Here is some proof below for all to see!
Now you know the real Anne and once more viewed the creepy man. Or for some of you it is the first time. Oh the cat loves to stir strat up in rhyme. Now if that doesn't get some sass, nothing will from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter smash a printer.








No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
First once more
DeleteAt my shore
Now that was a shout out, in the ever creepiest of manners.
ReplyDeleteCreepy I can do
DeleteHere at my zoo
The planters are nightmare fare
ReplyDeleteFlowers growing in place of hair
And fake bodies in the soil
Would a gardener's day spoil.
That they surely would
DeleteMaybe they are just misunderstood
And are some form of art
That the gardener takes to heart
Hahahahaha. I love it! That body builder's face is worse than her body. But you are on to me, I do bury people alive in my gardens. And I wait above ground just to see if they can claw their way to the surface. When one does, I whack them on the head with a shovel and scream "Whack-a-mole!"
ReplyDeleteYeah me and creepy dude are dating. You just wouldn't believe how good it is to be with a man who has no teeth. The things he can do with those gums.....
LOL yeah I thought that too
DeleteOne scary view
And that I knew
For the cat has dug in the gardens of you
And found the bones below
Really are nasty at your show
And with nothing but gums
I'm sure he can surely kiss some bums
That give you a thrill?
Now I've had my fill hahaha
He's quite a guy
Deleteand not very shy
he takes me to places
with wide open spaces.
And there we lie down
on a not so solid ground
to rattle, to shake and to roll,
the dice of my soul he does roll.
Snake eyes he looks up,
where I ride way up high
in the clouds where I sing
of the skill that he brings
with his tongue, and his lips and his gums.
That's payback for all the hideous visuals you've given me of you and that Viking woman of yours.
LOL I won't hiss
DeleteHe gives you pure bliss
What can be wrong with that?
Maybe he'll grow some viking fat
Then away you could chew
Making the clouds no longer come due
For you'll be in such heaven
Well past eleven
That you'll go right into outer space
Leaving him with a smile on his face
He always leaves my place with a smile on his face :)
Deletehaha with no teeth showing
DeleteSure the smile just keeps growing
I guess ya really never know
ReplyDeleteWhat goes on and in below
I thought I knew the pretty Anne
Of her I had become a fan
Her life I never thought to lurk
Of things she did became a quirk
But cat can peep with big cat eyes
Get info like a thousand spies
It's just a fetish and in time
She'll outgrow, it ain't no crime
Nope you never know
DeleteAs there is much more to each show
And she has much hidden away
I may share more one day
I think she grew into it
And loved every bit
The cat should never have showed her the no teeth guy
She just had to give him a try
It's all so true
Deletehe hides in my loo
and with his cam
he spies what I am
to tell one and all
what he really saw.
Easy to do
DeletePlus time efficient too
For when I have to go
No need to move to and fro
hahaha...are you trying to start a battle, you know she has an army made of metal now, so forget the green thumb, provoking a dragon is just dumb, she might come whip your....and like fast....lol....
ReplyDeleteBah she can keep her plastic army men
DeleteThe cat will just eat them at his den
Hmm the cat my like that
He can be a kinky cat hahaha
You're bad enough being snip snip. I hate to imagine what you'd be like if you still had your bollocks.
Deletehaha be quite the show
DeleteHumping on the go
You really just never know what goes on behind that computer screen. Personally I really dig Anne because she has a wicked sense of humor. Now, as for that scary body building chick, perhaps she needs to hook up with creepy guy and see which one of them will bear children.
ReplyDeleteLOL I think the odds are even
DeleteOn either one being named steven
And popping out a kid
Care to make a bid?
Hahahaha.... could be true. One never knows. I did stop over to say hi and maybe you are right.
ReplyDeleteThat cat is always right
DeleteAs he lurks around at night haha
Remember when we both went blog hopping in the wee wee hours. I used to run into you in some out of the way places. Good times, good times...
DeleteYeah used to do that a ton
DeleteNow you paint under your sun
And I have to get to bed
With the crap causing me dread haha
Such elation and expectations
ReplyDeleteFrom His Holiness the new Pope
Changes and reforms so said Anne
His plate is full we can only hope
Hank
LOL cnot even the pope can save her
DeleteThat has to ruffle her fur
Eww, why did I click play?
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm going to have nightmares during the day.
But he has a nice personality, they say.
But "they" is his momma, and she's not okay...
in the head.
In fact, she's dead.
But have a good day.
xoRobyn
LOL so for the daymare
DeleteNot a fun affair
But a personality is all you need
As love could still take seed
Can really rock the boat
With billy the goat
OHHHHHH, that *Lurker Anne*, be a pistol, hey????? ,-))))
ReplyDelete"Auntie"
That she can be
DeleteMight even try and have one and shoot me
I had forgotten about that video. Now I look forward to it being in my nightmares for a few more months.
ReplyDeleteAlso, call me a sicko, but I love those planters. In Anne's defense, maybe those people had no brains to scoop out. She was just giving them a purpose in life. I know plenty of people that would make good planters.
haha maybe it could make a post
DeleteNightmares that won't go away at your coast
I guess that is true
Many have space to fill up so may as well help out where one can at their zoo
The female body builder made me shudder
ReplyDeleteIf I was in a boat and saw that, I would turn the rudder.
LOL yeah be too
DeleteShe may beat up the crew
I guess this would be a roast?
ReplyDeletebut no toast.
Nope no bread around
DeleteAs that would attract a hound
Strange looking lurker looks!
ReplyDeleteAfter one look
DeleteMay want to take cover at your nook
First thing I did was search for Anne's reply, bwuahaha.
ReplyDeleteLOL she sure left a good one or two
DeleteCan't shut her up at my zoo hahaha
Oh, it's been way too long
ReplyDeletesince creepy guy sang a love song!
Those mannequin heads...oh hee!
They make Chia pets seem boring, you see.
And burying people alive?
You've done that to Gloria times 5!
Hahaha but she won't stay there
DeleteKeeps popping back up at my lair lol
And yeah creepy guy the return
Making all swoon at every turn
These heads are horrible Pat and yes I dobt want you bury me again:(
Deletehaha horrible but fun
DeleteUnder the dirt you are getting no sun
rofl Love--and the pictures really add to it.
ReplyDeletehaha yep gives her more definition too
DeleteWith the freaky bodybuilder in view
That was awesome. Loved the shout out. Those planter heads are nice and creepy.
ReplyDeletehaha that they are
DeleteCould scare people from ones bar
Yeah, if you cut and pasted that body builder's face onto that of a man I'm pretty sure people would be calling the cops and hiding their children inside.
ReplyDeleteYeah i think you are correct
DeleteHe/she would sure get some neglect
I did not know of Anne, had not been a fan, but I did click on her link, and I do think, she could be someone to come to know :) Certainly an interesting rhyme about her indeed :)
ReplyDeletebetty
haha even helping her out
DeleteWith my shout
Damn I need to get paid for this stuff
Such work is rough..lol
Orlin N cassie
ReplyDeleteAnne N yur dad
be trooly grate pals
All uz cats say
...this bee swell
tho pick sure 2 him posted
Got uz sayin
WTF.. ba jezuz…
N.. oh hell
LOL the reaction I would expect
DeleteWhen the crazy guy you detect
Oh, my, my...
ReplyDeleteHead games I spy
Nice to know
Though
All that poopy brain
Doing something humane
Yeah forever scene
DeleteWith a flower so serene
Worse ways to go
I suppose at ones show
Some of those pictures are just plain creepy!
ReplyDeleteThat they are
DeleteNear and far
oh my...she sounds like a creepy lady indeed...the plants in the heads...ugh..oh my..
ReplyDeletehahaha creepy through and through
DeleteAt her creepy zoo
I love that guy and his videos, he's such an absolute lad haha. Enchanted is a good film too, loved this Pat.
ReplyDeleteYep he does a great job every time
DeleteWith his Anne loving chime
i am with you on that Pat I am pretty sure that's what Ann does, or she has an army of small Indian children in her basement that do all the painting...small nimble children hands...to get into all the cracks and corners of them figurines.
ReplyDeletehaha a slave driver at her sea
DeleteRunning a sweat shop and making them work for free
That sounds right
There at her site
That guy is hilarious ~ But those flower pots on the women's h heads gave me a jolt ~ I must say the pictures are crazily funny Pat ~ Have a good night ~
ReplyDeletehaha yeah that guy is grand
DeleteAs he hails from crazy land
Do you find the pictures then do the rhyme? Or the other way around? I can only imagine the workings of your mind - impressive.
ReplyDeletehaha I have the idea in my head
DeleteThen find the pictures and tweek where need be to cause dread
Glad I can impress
That works for me I confess
Hi Y'all!
ReplyDeleteOh, BOL and scary too!
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Scary indeed
DeleteBut fun to do at my feed
Today my comment's short and sweet
ReplyDeleteAint that neat
Thank you for showing who you really are
In that video you've gone too far.
Ha ha...
"No Gary, tis not me,
You must believe me,
You must agree"
hahaha never too far at my see
DeleteBut it surely isn't me
No fur there
Of which you are aware
Eeeewwww! Eeeewwwww! Eeeewwwww! This one almost made me spew!
ReplyDeleteLOL love it
DeleteEvery bit
Those photos are wrong. Just wrong.... I am sure to have nightmares soon now.
ReplyDeletehaha sorry for that
DeleteNext time I'll show a nice fluffy cat
I am without words.
ReplyDeleteLOL I am good
DeleteHere in my hood