This is what she would have you believe she is,
With her oh so pretend kind biz.
But the cat and Pat,
Both see through that.
This is what Pat thinks she does,
When she's not around to comment buzz.
After lifting hubby around,
She may as well show off the muscles that are found.
The cat on the other hand,
Knows she is evil across the land.
I mean just look at that face,
Have to spray her with mace.
This is what she would have you believe she works at,
Taking all kinds of time at her mat.
As she works away,
Painting miniatures night and day.
But both Pat and the cat agree,
She steals them from some kiddie.
And passes them off as her own.
The PTA may soon blow up her phone.
And in the summer she gardens away,
Making them oh so nice at her bay.
Or so she claims.
But we know she plays other games.
Pat thinks this is the extent of her green thumb.
A bit creepy and then some.
I wonder is she uses the brains for fertilizer?
Could be the great equalizer.
But the cat knows,
How her garden grows.
She just buries people alive.
Sadly none of them survive.
And perhaps worst of all,
She answered her fan's call.
Yep, they actually have been dating.
I sure hope there was no mating.
Don't believe me?
Here is some proof below for all to see!
Now you know the real Anne and once more viewed the creepy man. Or for some of you it is the first time. Oh the cat loves to stir strat up in rhyme. Now if that doesn't get some sass, nothing will from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter smash a printer.