Thursday, March 7, 2013

Just Got A Call For Mirror Mirror On The Wall!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!

For once I didn't get hate mail and they actually asked for a tale. Whoever ectoplasm is asked for this. I'm not sure such a thing will cause bliss. I mean didn't the Ghostbusters get all slimed from that stuff? It would surely make your love life rough. But he/she asked for Mirror Mirror On The Wall and I decided to use it at my stall. Emailing back was just too easy. Plus how could I pass up a chance to be cheesy.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
I wish things weren't so small.
Let it grow to such a height.
That I can go through the night.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
What will happen come fall?
Let me know before the winter.
If I'll have to smash my printer.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
I am only four feet tall.
Show me one as small as me.
So I can be a busy bee.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Let me walk before I crawl.
Bring me fame above all other.
Don't show when my diaper is changed by mother.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Tell me who has the best cat call.
For I must learn to mock,
Using my puppet Holy Sock.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Show me the nearest mall.
There I will buy another mirror,
So I can see my scary self clearer.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
What is it you scrawl?
Diputs, I do not understand.
I must be stupid at my land.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Can you bounce like a ball?
Will you bring me seven years bad luck?
At giving answers you truly suck.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Why do you hang out in a bathroom stall?
Is it to see my full moon?
Or so I don't soil the seat like a baboon?

Mirror mirror on the wall,
The cat does help one and all.
Is there a way to stop his gas?
He lets it out in mass.

There you go, now you have plenty a mirror mirror on the wall rhymes to show. Don't ever say the cat never did anything for you and your ectoplasm nasty view. No wonder you had to ask me as looking in the mirror must make you flee. All that green goo isn't good for your health and will bring you no wealth. That is just a little advice lad or lass and there is plenty more that could be bestowed by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

86 comments:

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    1. Staying on top
      With none to make you flop

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  2. I see clearer thanks to the mirror. A rhyme once more!

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    1. But is it a good sight
      In the light

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  3. Mirror mirror on the wall
    Tell me more do not stall
    That the Cat never did call
    Care to know the Know-it-All
    It'll help even things up
    So all will be seen as smart!

    Hank

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    1. Can be even indeed
      To those who read
      And are in need
      Of such a lead

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  4. You get hate mail??? Tell them where to get off the bus.

    I got a girl the other day on my blog telling me if I wanted to talk about other things besides sickness, that I should start another blog. I was so mad, I promptly went to her blog and told her it is my blog and I can talk about what I want.... then I told her to get a life. I did go back and apologize for being so mean.... but I shouldn't have. She next went to my facebook and started..... jeesh... I guess when you write a blog.... you have to write what others want to hear.

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    1. haha oh I get hate mail once or twice a month at my show
      I just laugh and away I go
      Or I'll use it for a post
      Which I've done at my coast
      As one should write what they want
      So I'll go and taunt
      Plus they just have no life
      Having to take time to try and give others strife

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    2. I've had a few hate mails...one saying my life was too perfect and I thought I was so cool. And another saying I talked about cats too much. ha.

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    3. haha they clearly have no clue
      And need a good kick to the gazoo

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    4. Clearly it is not!
      There is a lot of snot!
      And I'm usually covered in cat hair
      and there are enough pets to share.

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    5. Blah to my ocd
      Thankfully no snot near me haha

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  5. Let us know how the growing goes. Are you going to be the new Johnny Holmes?

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    1. Thankfully I never knew who that was
      Until I looked to find he had porn buzz haha

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  6. its interesting to think just what one would ask of the mirror,
    and i hate to say longer does not mean more pleasure at your bay, hehe, hey, umm....full moon, must be a goon, there are few moons that really make me swoon

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    1. hahaha hmm lots of innuendo there
      But that isn't rare
      And yeah a moon or two
      Can sure swoon when in view

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  7. I didn't realize so many words rhyme with wall; I think I have learned them all :)

    very nicely done!

    betty

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  8. Cheesy, yes, but also very funny. Lol

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    1. Many a time the two can go hand and hand
      Here at my land

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  9. Mirror mirror on the wall
    Have to poop but there's no stall
    Going to have to make a huge stink
    Guess I'll just have to use the sink.

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    1. Hope a garbage disposal is around
      At least then it won't be found
      Otherwise blame the hound
      Or get the cat to bury it in some ground

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  10. You get hate mail??????????????????????

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    1. That I do
      Every once in a while at my zoo

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  11. HA! Sometimes reflection is a grand thing!

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  12. I've gotten hate mail too. Thank goodness for delete. ;)

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    1. haha yep send it to the trash
      Don't even blink an eyelash

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    2. Delete is good.... I have only gotten hate mail 2 times. I just get this horrible urge to confront the hater.

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    3. haha I just have to make fun
      As I pick and choose which one

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  13. So, did the mirror explain how to get rid of cat's gas? If it did, I'd like to know the answer, because it seems that both Bubba and Schultz have that problem. ;)

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    1. Nope, sadly it let me down
      As the cat still spreads his gas all over town

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    2. Probiotics is the answer, guys!
      Works great and tells the gas goodbye.
      I bought the powder for my birds
      and use it the cat food.
      Tiger has the same problem
      and it was certainly worth solvin'
      :)

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    3. Well Pat is on those too
      And he has had less gas at our zoo haha
      So guess it is true
      Who knew, I guess you

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    4. Shortened it now?
      Easier to meow?

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  14. hate mail is always a pain

    push it in the trash with a cane.

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    1. That I will do
      Then no germs will come too

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  15. Mirror mirror what a terror!

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    1. That it cane be
      Especially if it breaks on thee

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  16. I tell you what Mr Cat with the mighty call/I hope you have a nice, big ball/ Without any need to maul/And with plenty of LOLs! :-)

    Greetings from London.

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    1. haha sure I will
      Here at my hill
      As I get my fill
      And have a thrill

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  17. Wow to that mirror. At least your tail doesn't have ripping out a heart issue.

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    1. Yeah that may be to graphic for some
      Heart ripping is just glum

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  18. mirror mirror on the wall
    this rhyming business is done by all
    i wouldn't last until the fall
    chocolate!

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    1. Well you sorta got it down
      Although will never get the crown
      With chocolate at the end
      Ruining the rhyming trend haha

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  19. Ectoplasm everywhere
    Even gets into one's hair
    If one is talking to the dead
    It brings on goose bumps, even dread
    There is a spook, Where? Over there
    Can't you see, it bids you dare
    A poltergeist can make you sore
    Bid the teenager take the door
    Cytoplasm, endoplasm, ectoplasm too
    Live you life, be happy, to ghosts just say SCREW YOU

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    1. That is a good plan
      Give the ghosts a ban
      So when they come they fry
      Even the dead can cry
      And away they will go
      With their rude blow

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    2. Thats what I will do the next time Manzi.... Say Screw you .... and the horse you rode in on.

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    3. I didn't me you personally Manzi.... I ment the Hater... LOL

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    4. Sure sure so mean
      To more manzi at my scene

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    5. *poor, look i can't even spell
      What the hell

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  20. I am shamed by my lack of rhymy response. It's not even 9am, that's my excuse

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    1. haha good excuse
      Suffering from morning abuse

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  21. Sometimes if the light is really right
    Looking in the mirror can be a scary sight!

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  22. Love the plot behind this. Looking in the mirror can bring a hundred or so thoughts and your mind can go off on one. We haven't much longer to work out if we're going to have to smash that printer or not, let's go for it.

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    1. Yeah let's smash the thing
      At each and every wing

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  23. Who would send hate mail to Pat? Tell them to suck on a dead rat!

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    1. haha that I will do
      With the next one sent to my zoo

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  24. Mirror Mirror on the Wall
    Life is easy if you don't fall
    or get a threatening telephone call
    or if you aren't too tall!

    Mirror mirror on the wall
    I don't want seven years bad luck
    that would definitely really suck
    Better my feet stuck in muck!

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    1. Unless the muck is quicksand
      Then everything may not be so grand haha

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  25. see...tonight before bed i will talk to my mirror..curious what it's going to say...ha

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  26. A mirror
    to help you see clearer
    your face you hold dearer
    and want to see nearer
    as you shave with a shearer
    so you don't goof and look queerer.
    lol....

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    1. LOL my much can be said
      For what came out of your head hahaha
      But yeah wouldn't want that
      Of course electric is easier for Pat

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  27. orlin N casie

    mirror mirror on de wall
    a horsez azz; iz in that stall
    but itz knot a ponee; itz a jerk er
    mor often called; R momz co werker

    haza ton oh trout thurzday !!!

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    1. LOL that was good
      Read it to the co-worker you should

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  28. Mirror Mirror on the wall
    lead me to the waterfall
    wanna take a sip of life
    water droplets oh so nice
    much better than frozen ice
    pour me a glass of wine
    then I'll be feeling fine..

    haha - this blog rocks..


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    1. haha that sounds great
      I can relate
      To no more ice
      But for wine, all yours, no dice

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  29. Those were great! Especially loved the first one..;)

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  30. I have always wondered about the mirrors in fancy bathrooms...now I know.

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    1. Yeah they think they are so great
      Showing off each trait

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  31. Mirror mirror on your wall,
    pay no mind to those that scrawl
    usless ditties onto you beach
    trying to justify freedom of speech!

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    1. That is the truth
      As some come to my booth
      And think they are right
      All others wrong in sight

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  32. Mirror mirror on the wall?
    Do I look attractive to y'all?
    HEY, YOU FRIKKIN' MIRROR!!! GET BACK HERE!!!

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    1. haha need to nail the sucker to the wall
      Before it can run down the hall

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    1. haha that it does
      When it can't answer with any buzz

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  34. Oh, if only that wall could talk...

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    1. Yeah lots on would learn
      At every turn

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  35. Maybe you should borrow Alice's mirror! Hers have some strange effects.

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    1. Yeah that it does have indeed
      Be scary to have at our feed

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  36. Again, lucky you that you're popular enough to warrant hatemail.

    I'm not special enough to get trolls. :(

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    1. haha oh one day
      A troll will stroll through your bay

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