So every six months or so I have to bring something to the attention of many at my show. As some don't even know they have it on and it can really annoy at ones lawn. I bet many can guess what that is too. After seeing it before at my zoo. But this time I add some tidbits as well, just in case you did not know at your cell.
For the love of God,
Don't be a Newfie and kiss a cod.
Wait! No need to go there,
Those Newfies are close to my lair.
TURN OFF WORD VERIFICATION at your sea.
Are you able to read that easily?
Good, now that things are understood,
Go into settings at your hood.
Next posts and comments you click,
Then scroll down rather slick.
And away the word verification will go.
While you are there,
You can turn off anonymous posts at your lair.
That will help keep the spamemers away,
And all will have a nice day.
Next go down to other on the right side,
Click it with pride.
Then look up top where it says export blog,
Click it and download a copy of your log.
Do this once a month or so,
That way if you get hacked or something else bothers your show,
Poof! Everything is backed up and ready,
So you can keep posting steady.
Then as some don't know,
To find the stats at your show.
And how people find you,
Like the search terms I shout out at my zoo.
Simply go to stats,
Click traffic sources under the stat mats,
And switch from week to day to whatever,
To find the crazies who aren't so clever.
Now aren't I a helpful cat?
Should get paid at my at.
What is it you have to do,
Right now if you haven't at your zoo?
TURN OFF WORD VERIFICATION NOW!
That is my final meow.
It is no good for nothing at all,
Just a major annoyance at your hall.
There we go, surprising how many don't know. Or then some do and think it helps their zoo. News Flash it does not. Makes many an eye rot and they will avoid you. So turn the crap thing off and flush it down the loo. Now I am done being helpful and teaching class, hope you enjoyed the lecture from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.