Monday, March 4, 2013

Part Eleven Is Due With More Crazies To View!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!

They really seemed to seek me out this month for some reason. I guess the crazy search engine crew thought I committed some kind of treason. But nowhere near as bad as the crazy who won this time. I just saw that nuts search just before I started this chime. I think you will agree, the nut wins hands down at my sea.

"how many aircrafts air canada"

Like I am supposed to know? Does this look like the Air Canada show?

"how big do rats get"

Do I really care? I just chow down on them at my lair.

"excited about boobies"

Thanks for sharing with Google such a thing. Now all know your excitement at my wing.

"fifty shades of gret, christian s pat"

See what that smut can do? It makes people so dumb they can't even spell right at their zoo.

"botero painting of two fat people dancing"

And I bet you want this for your wall? Maybe put it over the table in the dining hall?

"fred rutherford" powerball

WOW, Fred is holding out on us here in blogland. He won fifty bazillion grand. Care to share at my lair?

"short cool bad-boy peoms that rhyme"

Short, cool and bad,
Are you an elf at your pad?
If you want to grow,
Eat some great crow.
Then you'll be tall, warm and fat.
No need to thank the cat.

"picture ugly cow"

I don't need to know your fetish at my show. But downgrade to sheep, you may be less of a creep.

"snowman butt crack"

And what are you going to do with a butt crack that stares back at you? Wait! Don't tell me such a fate.

"don't stare or i'm gonna poke your eye"

Thanks for the warning at my sea. But who's not going to stare after you typed that in Google at your tree?

"movie rip-offs"

Don't get me started there. Did a whole week of rip offs at my lair.

"rhyme time stampers"

The next great thing. I should sell them at my wing. Stamp happy. Would make me happy if it would stamp the lips shut of Flappy.

"nocturnal spider head"

There is a difference between day and night? I just find a spider and then bite.

"bug eyed frog looking nocturnal animal"

Poor Tarsier Man, no one is a fan.

"pat hatt"

Pffft, searching for Pat and not the cat. That is rude at my mat.

"when people stare at you funny picture"

What is it with staring today? Better watch out or the above nut will poke you in the eye for such a display.

"hilarious boobie"

Hmmm do they have a mind of their own? It would be hilarious if one could use the telephone.

"ugly spider bite"

So there is an ugly spider bite and a cute spider bite? I guess you can stop and pick between the two the next time you and a spider get in a fight.

"smallest eyed person"

Guinness is looking at my sea. Sorry, I'm a cat not a person so flee.

"ass ohhh"

So you type out a moan for your snowman crack? My, what a great class of nuts end up at my shack.

And now the moment you have all been wating for. It is time for the winner at my shore. This one takes the cake and your head is surely going to shake.

is it a sin for men to use a hairbrush.in there bum

Do I even need to bother with that? So disturbing to the cat. First the nut can't even spell, they must have read that fifty shades of smut at their cell. That might explain the hairbrush and bum. But if the nut sticks it up there too far, they are surely going to hum. Now another group of search engines crazies has come to pass. No hairbrush is ever going near my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

89 comments:

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    1. High Five to Rosey
      You're a hero.... you and Terry. Of course the guys
      are too but the gals wear cuter running shorts. Ha

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    2. haha can't argue with that
      Nice on just squeaking in at number one at my mat

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    3. Yay Rosie!!! Whoo Hooo.... Lets hear it for the Girls!!!

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    4. Big cheer squad
      As all appluad

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    1. A photo finish
      What a skirmish!

      Hank

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    2. Yeah three this time
      Seconds between each chime

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    1. On time and still 3rd, damn it.

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    2. Guess I should have spent a little less time with the hairbrush

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    3. OMG.... A triple tie
      But who's gonna cut the pie?

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    4. Oh so close
      I need to get a camera set up at my house
      So we can have a replay
      Of a photo finish on such a day

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    5. three at the finish line
      oh, that makes pat feel divine!
      ha.

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    6. Yeah quite the show
      As three give it a go

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    7. Okay Betsy... you're next. Give those guys the whats for.

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    8. Manzi!! Are you going to try?? I know you live further west and it will be harder for you.

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    9. Terry,
      I think you should have another "go" at it.

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    10. Betsy can't get up that early
      As she'd go squirrely

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  4. Search engines do have crazy things, even the ones on the blogs. I haven't figured out how to check yet, but I've seen other bloggers tell what people were searching for in order to land on their site (and it 'ain't' always pretty). ;)

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    1. It is easy to see
      Just under stats on that dashboard of thee
      Always fun to look
      Who finds your nook

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  5. It really blows my brain what some people search to reach your blog Pat, slightly worrying that your blog is compatible with some of these things haha!

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    1. Yeah scary how they find me
      Here at my sea

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  6. They have a mind of their own
    For bloggers it's plain easy
    Indicate the lead and no frowns
    Search engines do it for free
    What is there to worry!
    Easy as ABC

    Hank

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    1. Yep easy as can be
      To bring on each scary
      Here at my sea
      As they swing from a tree

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  7. Google is messed up. Really weird people on it.

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    1. That there is
      With this search engine biz

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  8. 50 shades of a hairbrush
    i may blush
    and i cant believe fred
    being the powerball head
    he needs to hook a brutha up
    dats wazzup! oo i am going gangsta
    whats up with the snow mans butt
    or boobies, i might have missed a post
    cause i feel lost

    #1!!!!

    ok, just kidding

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    1. Has to be bad
      To make you blush at my pad haha
      And yeah Fred is holding out
      He could at least buy us a load of trout
      Who knows where half come from
      LOL far away from your #1 hum

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  9. Wow. Google search. People! I always say the world would be better without them. Wait, I need to rethink that statement.

    Love your rhymes -- as usual, cat and Pat.

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    1. haha they are needed to help find
      Maybe just get rid of the strange human kind

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  10. "how many aircrafts air canada"

    Thanks to Anne!

    "don't stare or i'm gonna poke your eye"

    Thanks to me

    You're welcome, cat!

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    1. Irish air
      Bringing people to my lair
      And you with your one eye
      Brings many to spy
      I mean how could it not
      Tickets to see a circus freak are hot LOL

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    2. Yes, I am hot!

      (That's selective hearing)

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    3. haha selective viewing I think
      But that is always a concern at your rink
      One eye and all
      At your hall haha

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  11. One can wile away a lot of hours with a search engine, that is for sure. Lots of crazy stuff out there to be found.

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    1. Yep tons out there to find
      Even if they keep getting lead to my behind

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  12. I think it's March, the month between
    That brings the crazies to your scene
    They call it stir-crazy in their cave
    They think tiz spring now, with a wave
    They insult Tarsier Man by jeepers
    When bad things they say about his peepers
    They ask questions so obscene
    It makes a cat ignore and preen
    Another engines on it's way
    Oh, its the Atchison, Topeka and the Saaanta Fe

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    1. haha they seem to always come
      Magnetic to my rhyming bum
      At least they will get a smell
      To cause them hell
      Tarsier Man has bug eyes
      So insults come like flies
      But pfft to him
      The cat thinks he's dim
      And really getting me around the map
      Filling in my travel gap

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  13. Search engines are used by me a lot
    Google is what I choose to use at my spot
    Yahoo is one I never found a use for
    But many people swear by it over at their store
    My professor highly suggests using Bing
    I may try it, for it has a nice ring

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    1. Google is used at my sea
      Yahoo pfft to that is what you get from me
      Bing isn't bad
      Used at my work pad

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  14. Oh my gosh, they were hilarious even before the grand finale.
    If you wanted me to spit coffee this was right up your alley.
    Laughing so hard, too hard for this early
    Oh, some people are very squirrely.
    hahahaha.

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    1. hahaha that they are
      Very strange how they find my bar
      And hopefully no coffee was wasted
      Or if it was spit the kitties could taste it
      Bah never to early for such a thing
      As can be seen by the #1 competition at my wing haha

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  15. thank you for starting my week with a giggle.Hugs

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    1. No problem at all
      The sure engine posts always bring a delight to my wall

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  16. how do aircrafts "air"

    that's worth a stare

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  17. I can't get my mind off of the hair brush for some reason!

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    1. haha yeah wrong place for it
      Could get full of more than umm spit

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  18. I love these Google search term posts.

    "excited about boobies"

    Aren't we all? I wonder if they were still excited when they found funny rhymes instead of boobies. "I came for boobies, I stayed for the rhymes." There's your new blog tagline. You're welcome.

    "hilarious boobie"

    "Oh man, I saw the funniest pair of boobs yesterday. Just hilarious. Couldn't stop laughing."

    Wait, what?

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    1. LOL sure after that comment
      Many more strange ones will come to my tent
      And hmmm interesting tag line too
      If only it rhymed it could work at my zoo

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  19. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

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    1. So I take it no hairbrush for you?
      At least down there at you zoo hahaha

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  20. Oh, man. That was hilarious. My printer happens to be busted, too. Maybe that would be a great way to see this winter off.

    I gave you a Shout-Out on my blog today. :)

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    1. haha get a bat and smash the thing
      Then film it and give it a ring
      That would be fun
      And will surely come over to your sun

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  21. Oh, my heck. But yeah, smut eats your brain. lol Especially Twilight fanfic ripoff smut.

    Hairburshes for men are a sin Better not tell my hubby.

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    1. haha yeah such smut
      Is avoided at my hut
      Sin down there too
      For any zoo

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  22. enjoyed this search mania :P
    it can give a mile of laugh sometimes :)

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    1. That it can at my sea
      As I find many a crazy

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  23. Your crazies are always entertaining. But what's up with the spiders? ;)

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    1. Hmm don't really know
      I guess spiders are all the rage at my show

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  24. LOL; I'm still stuck on how big rats can get; that would worry me and make me fret, if I knew the answer to that one!

    betty

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    1. Yeah that could be scary to some
      May drive them right to the rum

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  25. haha...when i went to amsterdam, i forgot my hairbrush and combed my hair with a pair of tweezers....it worked...i just needed a bit longer...smiles

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    1. haha that must have taken a while to do
      But beats using one to comb a gazoo

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  26. orlin N cassie....

    ya noe, sum times we R just dam glad we R catz......

    ~~~~~~ hairbrush in de bum ???

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    1. Yeah not even we get a hairbrush there
      Humans are weird, of that we are aware

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  27. LOLOL! OK, the 50 Shades one had me spraying my drink on my computer. Now I have to go clean it up... :D <3

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    1. hahaha sorry for the mess on your screen
      Hope it is easy to clean

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  28. I've just looked up more boobies for some reason.

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    1. Can't have enough
      Unless the are plastic stuff

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  29. And I thought I had it bad with the "bootylicious preteen girls" and "pictures of sexy feet" searches hitting my pad. You win. Most hilarious blog post I have read this week!

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    1. Blah they are real sickos there
      At your lair
      But yeah I get my fair share
      i won for the week, thanks for making me aware haha

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  30. You too!! They are out in droves. I almost wrote a post about it and maybe I will soon. They want me to grow a bigger penis while looking at nude girls. I don't know what can be done about them.

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    1. Yeah so many around
      God knows how they are found
      But away they come
      Oh well give a post to my little rhyming bum

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  31. My city had a huge dump of snow yesterday. Wonder what my neighbors would think if I made a snowman with a butt crack. They probably wouldn't even guess that's what it is. :)

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    1. haha it can be done
      Should do up one and blame it on your son haha

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  32. And speaking of hairbrush in "their" not "there" bum, (yep the nut can't spell)
    I would rather a hairbrush up my bum,
    Than the crude tube
    That felt so rude.
    Snip, snip
    And then the doctor made a quip.

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    1. haha yeah been there
      Had that tube shoved up mine at my lair
      Not fun at all
      Rather that hairbrush too as long as it was small

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  33. Well, I am far too gentlemanly to think of such distasteful uses for a hairbrush (OR a gerbil, mind you), but I am *always* happy to see a hairbrush (I like to think of it as the furbrush)coming my way. It's brushy nirvana, Pal.

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    1. We try and eat it
      Don't like the brush one bit
      Not nirvana here
      But better than going near a rear

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  34. You seriously have the best crazies. Is it weird I wish mine were a little more creative? Oh wait...what does that say about ME? *sigh* Damn.

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    1. Yeah they sure find me
      Each and every crazy
      Scary as can be
      But fun to pick at at my sea
      And I can send some your way
      Then you'll have a nice day

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  35. We get a good laugh at some of the searches that bring people to our website.

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    1. Yeah it is fun
      Watching them under your sun

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  36. Ya'll just attract crazies with all that gibber-jabber. My crazy spammers are just rude.

    ......dhole

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    1. Not sure which is worse
      But both surely curse

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  37. Funny and a bit creepy at the same time.

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    1. Yeah the creepy ones are found
      For some reason here at my ground

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