Part Eleven Is Due With More Crazies To View!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!

They really seemed to seek me out this month for some reason. I guess the crazy search engine crew thought I committed some kind of treason. But nowhere near as bad as the crazy who won this time. I just saw that nuts search just before I started this chime. I think you will agree, the nut wins hands down at my sea.

"how many aircrafts air canada"

Like I am supposed to know? Does this look like the Air Canada show?

"how big do rats get"

Do I really care? I just chow down on them at my lair.

"excited about boobies"

Thanks for sharing with Google such a thing. Now all know your excitement at my wing.

"fifty shades of gret, christian s pat"

See what that smut can do? It makes people so dumb they can't even spell right at their zoo.

"botero painting of two fat people dancing"

And I bet you want this for your wall? Maybe put it over the table in the dining hall?

"fred rutherford" powerball

WOW, Fred is holding out on us here in blogland. He won fifty bazillion grand. Care to share at my lair?

"short cool bad-boy peoms that rhyme"

Short, cool and bad,
Are you an elf at your pad?
If you want to grow,
Eat some great crow.
Then you'll be tall, warm and fat.
No need to thank the cat.

"picture ugly cow"

I don't need to know your fetish at my show. But downgrade to sheep, you may be less of a creep.

"snowman butt crack"

And what are you going to do with a butt crack that stares back at you? Wait! Don't tell me such a fate.

"don't stare or i'm gonna poke your eye"

Thanks for the warning at my sea. But who's not going to stare after you typed that in Google at your tree?

"movie rip-offs"

Don't get me started there. Did a whole week of rip offs at my lair.

"rhyme time stampers"

The next great thing. I should sell them at my wing. Stamp happy. Would make me happy if it would stamp the lips shut of Flappy.

"nocturnal spider head"

There is a difference between day and night? I just find a spider and then bite.

"bug eyed frog looking nocturnal animal"

Poor Tarsier Man, no one is a fan.

"pat hatt"

Pffft, searching for Pat and not the cat. That is rude at my mat.

"when people stare at you funny picture"

What is it with staring today? Better watch out or the above nut will poke you in the eye for such a display.

"hilarious boobie"

Hmmm do they have a mind of their own? It would be hilarious if one could use the telephone.

"ugly spider bite"

So there is an ugly spider bite and a cute spider bite? I guess you can stop and pick between the two the next time you and a spider get in a fight.

"smallest eyed person"

Guinness is looking at my sea. Sorry, I'm a cat not a person so flee.

"ass ohhh"

So you type out a moan for your snowman crack? My, what a great class of nuts end up at my shack.

And now the moment you have all been wating for. It is time for the winner at my shore. This one takes the cake and your head is surely going to shake.

is it a sin for men to use a hairbrush.in there bum

Do I even need to bother with that? So disturbing to the cat. First the nut can't even spell, they must have read that fifty shades of smut at their cell. That might explain the hairbrush and bum. But if the nut sticks it up there too far, they are surely going to hum. Now another group of search engines crazies has come to pass. No hairbrush is ever going near my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.