So the cat has brought shame and will surely take the blame. He went and ripped apart a pillow case thing and oops, I ripped the tag off and gave it a fling. Pfft screw the law. I ate pieces of it and tore the rest with my claw. What are they going to do? They come near me and some pringle cans will come due. But that law isn't the weirdest one. I found even weirder ones than the last time this was spun.
In Miami and the surrounding place,
It is illegal to put on an animal face.
That is right,
It's illegal to imitate animals day or night.
Also down that way,
Hunting and killing a deer while swimming is illegal they say.
That takes talent though.
Should be an Olympic show.
And if a man feels like going out on the town.
He can't be seen in a strapless gown.
I guess Brian is out of luck.
Can't even waddle like a duck.
Skip over to Hawaii and I hear,
It is illegal for people to stick pennies in their ear.
I guess a nickel is fine,
And a quarter must be divine.
If you skip on over to Maine,
It it illegal to cause your landlord pain.
At least it is illegal to bite your landlord.
I guess you can strangle them with a cord.
And at the NY show.
This you may not know.
In the presence of a horse,
It's illegal to open and close an umbrella with or without remorse.
In an area of Ohio and its smog.
You better not have your head in a fog.
You need to stock up on gas in mass,
For running out is illegal to come to pass.
Down the Tulsa way,
It is illegal to have a kissing display.
Actually it is illegal for three minutes or more.
I guess you better time it if you are at that shore.
Up near the cat's way.
When it is a rainy day.
It is illegal to water your lawn.
I guess the rednecks will have to wait until a clear dawn.
On the other side in BC,
If a Sasquatch you were to see,
It is illegal to kill it.
Better hope it doesn't have a fit.
Skip the pond to England as well,
And you will be caused hell.
Just hang a bed out a window,
And off to jail you'll go.
Ireland is also a bit out there,
For it is illegal to practice witch craft at your lair.
If you do and get caught,
You get thrown in the stocks outside Dublin Castle and are allowed to be pelted with rotten fruit a whole lot.
There are many many more but I don't want to keep you here all day at my shore. They may make a law against that. Then they would fine the cat. That will not do. So have any been broken by you? The cat will break them in mass. I'll rip and eat all the tags off that are in view of my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.