My how greedy the idiots upon high have gotten now. If the already weren't as fat as a cow being wheeled around on some golden throne, now they want to get a loan. Not from a bank or other place of the norm. They'd rather start up a whole other strat storm.
Money in the bank?
Think it is safe from all but a tank?
May want to rethink that,
And get yourself a secret doormat.
Throw it all under there,
And make none aware.
Safer place for it.
Especially if they extend this a bit,
To each and every shore.
I doubt it it will come to our door.
But I bet its an idea they will explore,
When they continue to be a greedy whore.
For in Europe the banks are crying,
So it is the average joes money they are spying.
That is right.
You work day and night,
Save up a nice balance in your account,
A liveable amount,
And put a bit of trust in the banker.
Who turns out to be nothing more than a bloody wanker.
They want a deposit seizure to take place.
Pretty much stealing home base.
I.E. taking a percentage of each and every citizens savings,
To keep up their greed ridden cravings.
And if it works,
For these greed ridden jerks.
Think of what could come up next for all,
Already taxed to death at each hall.
Now they want to create laws that rob your account,
Of a bail out amount.
A situation morons got themselves into in the first place.
With their greed ridden embrace.
Yet they want the average joe,
To pay for it with their saved flow.
Instead of cutting out crap like million dollar golf games,
They simply want to set ones bank account up in flames.
Now don't you just love banks?
That just makes you want to give them a big thanks.
I mean their measly 0.000005 percent interest,
Just makes them the best!
Yeah there are a lot of other factors to it, as Cyprus is tiny by a bit. And of course some people are said to hide their money there. But if it goes through, one better beware. For it will set the ball rolling and in your account the banks could come strolling. Doubt it will happen here but with the US owing China up the rear, you just never know what could show. I do know if it ever came to pass there isn't much to get from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
No.#1
ReplyDeleteHank
Look out
DeleteAnother is looking to get the first shout
The custodian of one's finances
ReplyDeleteHeld them safe in their vaults
But they held out and gave peanuts
Never let off chance to up the interest
Either way one would just have to accept
But when they wavered they sought a bailout
Hank
Peanuts is all
DeleteEach seems to get now at each hall
And even those cost a ton
Such is a bailout run
Two!!! So close! Beat you next time :)
ReplyDeleteGo Loredanda.... We are rooting for the girls!!
DeleteLoredana,
DeleteThe girls await on the finish line
To cheer you on and watch you shine
Just 12 more minutes to your run
You'll be the best under the sun
Yay Yay Yay..... go girl
hahaha oh the cheer squad
DeleteAs they jump and applaud
Hank better watch out
Once more with his first shout
Thanks for the cheer today
DeleteI made it early at your bay!
Bring it on, I'll compete, Hank
I'm taking you on, and the bank!
Hahaha :)
hahaha you stand a waaaay better chance with Hank
DeleteThan the bank
I really hate this whole Cyprus thing man. Yes I understand that the country's in trouble but to take a lot of people's hard earned savings in a one off tax is ridiculous and they should hang their head in shame in all honesty, good post man.
ReplyDeleteYeah shame is what they should do
DeleteOr they may need a good kick up the gazoo
It does set a way for the so called courts to use it as an example, if they ever want it to be used elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteYeah sets the bar
DeleteTo be used near and far
It's downright stealin' and I imagine someone is gonna open up a can of whoop ass on the greedy bastards. Hey, love your new tagline for spring!!
ReplyDeleteWell they did throw feces at them too
DeleteSo that is something from an ass they opened on cue
And oh so fun
To give the spring tagline a run
ugh might wa nt to hide the money somewhere i am sure our government is watching around our lair to see if it works or if people turn into jerks so around our banks they can lurk and shirk....
ReplyDeleteYeah if it works over there
DeleteSure as hell they are thinking about it at our lair
So Germany
ReplyDeleteconquers Europe
without firing
a single bullet.
From the
bowels of Hell
the EU came
and one and all
now know
their game.
Now it's
too late
for once out
back in the
bottle the
genie won't go
and one and all
is feeling woe.
The fat cat
bankers will
have their way
as you say today
at your bay.
For they will
not suffer
one single bit
and on them
all we should
surely spit.
It's beyond bad in Europe and I really hope you and America never have to experience anything like it. The austerity measures are horrible and soon they'll be taxing laughter and breathing as well.
Yeah I hope so too
DeleteBut as you say the genie is out for all the view
So each part that needs a bailout
Will sure be watching as many scream and shout
And if they get away with it at all
Prob come to each and every hall
The bail outs were a complete mess. There was no accountability for where the money went and no problems were really solved. Governments should serve the people, not screw the people.
DeleteScrew is all they do
DeleteOver and over and over again at each zoo
Just so they can remain how they are
Refusing to give up their fancy car
Sickening really it is
All of this mis information media biz
I'm very selective about my media now and go to sources from around the globe. Gives you a clearer perspective of what is going on in your own country if you do that. I do think the trend is to go towards a one world government though. The EU has been a failure, but they learned from it and will use a variation of that model in future. And things are so bad now, the people will buy into it out of desperation. It's how we got it in the first place.
DeleteYeah it is getting closer and closer to such a thing
DeleteNot sure it would work to anyones benefit at any wing
And they'd need a war first
As the bombs burst
Exactly too
Have to look around at better sources than the ones shoved in our face at our zoo
If it can happen in Cyprus, I am sure it can happen anywhere.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day Pat!! gotta run out of her fast....
Yeah it can happen all around
DeleteGotta run her fast to the pound?
Need some money? Turn the crank
ReplyDeleteIt's takeover time by a foreign bank
Print more money let it flow
Worthless paper on the go
Try to warn the sleeping people
Fluoride heads go climb a steeple
Have a mortgage? Lose your home
Then where will the masses roam
You trust your bank oh what a fool
Close your mouth only idiots drool
Another tax you sigh and moan
Well then wake up from on your prone
Do you think we've signed our fate
Do you really feel it's all too late?
LOL good crack
DeleteWith your fluoride head attack
Have to remember that one
Under my sun
And never trusts those fools
Nothing but money printing mules
For many that want to stay fat
And have a golden door mat
Sadly many just do nothing at all
And so it is prob too late at each hall
Until the shit hits the fan
Then down the tubes further will go the life of man
The thing that really gets to me
DeleteAre all the ones that cannot see
I don't mean live your life in gloom
But be aware of portentous doom
Armed with knowledge to the max
Then you wait and can relax
What better way to pass the time
And make people smile then with your rhyme
Yeah some people refuse to take the blinders off
DeleteAll don't need to scoff
But with everything from banks to government to the medical crap
They all believe what the so called officials flap
Need to wake the hell up to reality soon
As we'd be better off listening to a baboon
Had a bum come the other day
asking for money for that cancer fund crap at my bay
Pfft to them is all I said
For a cheap curing treatment is already out there but they can't get that through their damn head
Oh my god and good for you
DeleteChase those hawkers from your zoo
The cancer cure is in OLD books
With herbs I find in my grannies nooks
Tell those guys to look up in the sky
Planes spray up there and make people die.
(go to task and wear a mask. not kidding)
Never knew it was in old books
DeleteBut know of two nooks
Where they cure it with ease
Like it was nothing more that a sneeze
Can't escape the crap
That in the air they make go in our yap
I'm aware of the vapor trails Manzi and I know you're not kidding. Do you remember all the nuclear testing that went on in the 70's in America? I was watching a disc of SNL from that period and everyone seemed to know about it. They Hubby said it was just something you lived with.
DeleteAnd then you guys sen your crap up here
DeleteTo pollute my little rhyming rear
Must play Devil's Advocate! Our home town bank has (more than once) made it possible for our family store, to stay in business, over the years. Other locals can say the same thing.
ReplyDeleteBanks aren't all bad. :-) One of our sons, now works for this bank.
Again, and very important, it is a multi-generation home town bank. With roots deep in the community. Giving back to the community, in many, many ways, too.
"The End"
Happy Spring!
"Auntie"
Well that sounds like a nice one
DeleteCan't say there is many under one's sun
And helping out too
My mythical if true haha
But yeah some can be good
It is the big ones you have to watch at each hood
I try and try to save some plenty of cash
ReplyDeleteBut I work in education, so I get paid like trash :)
hahaha I feel your pain
DeleteHere also no cash does rain
HA! That reminds me, I will go to the litter box and make a deposit!
ReplyDeletehaha sure the humans will love that
DeleteAs you stink up the mat
Eye noe this commint haz nothing ta due with this post, but eye wanted ta stop bye N say thanx... & if eye said thanx a bazillion timez...it wood still knot bee enuff...
ReplyDeletethanx for stoppin by... N leevin condolences messagez for me....... N me mom....eye trooly appreciates this.....N me mom doez two.....
sendin de blessings oh St Francis two all......
love frum
sauce of fishbone: 2-6-03 ~~~~ 3-17-13
No problem at all
DeleteTough time at you hall
Come around when you feel like it
We'll always be here at our pit
Banks and interest rates are tough. When interest rates are high we make it but we also pay it--if we don't understand the nature of interest. When rates are low we like the rates we pay but not what we get. lol
ReplyDeleteYeah that is true
DeleteEither way people will whine on cue
That I can get with ease
But sucking away actual savings like a breeze
They can shove
For that they'll get no love
I heard about what they were trying to do in Cypress...it's crazy.
ReplyDeleteCrazy indeed
DeleteAll should take heed
The banks are waiting to see
ReplyDeleteif they can pull one over on you and me
For if there isn't a big uprise there
this will crap will spread everywhere
and fertilize our banks with greed
consuming up their every need
while leaving us with our heads held down
and our backs burdened heavier toward the ground.
Yeah if that is the case
DeleteThey can shove their little tax race
I'll avoid the banks as best I can at my sea
Of course they rig it so much of the time it has to be used by thee
Money.. the biggest culprit of all the time
ReplyDeletewhere to hide and from whom..
question in every one's mind
So true
DeleteBut thankfully at my zoo
No need to worry about that
Need money before you can hide it under a doormat haha
hehe I'll do that :P
Deletehaha get a good lock though
DeleteSo no stealing comes due at your show
I think it's time to start hiding money in the mattress again and telling the banks to shove it.
ReplyDeleteYeah that is sure the way to go
DeleteWith all the crap they are doing to take our dough
I think it's ridiculous that the government is taking 10% of everybody's money! That's a lot of incentive for people to keep their money in banks!
ReplyDeleteYeah I hope the greedy buggers go broke
DeleteThen on their tax they can choke
I can't imagine something like that not taking off, yee-ouch. Hopefully people will be smart enough to just yank their money if it happens. That'll be a loud enough response even the greedy can hear. LOL at the 'bloody wanker' line. Nice European touch there w/the adjective. :)
ReplyDeleteThat is the plan for me
DeleteI'll be yanking if it comes due at our sea
haha fun to use the bloody wanker
Plus it easily rhymes with banker
Bank runs...I don't know. Probably just have another tantrum and hope to get another bailout...ugh!
ReplyDeleteYeah that is more than likely the case
DeletePrinting more worthless money all over the place
You're correct: maybe the safest place for money is in the mattress. Jesse James (the outlaw) put his 'earnings' in mason jars and buried them throughout Missouri!
ReplyDeleteAll that digging would be fun for the cat
DeleteBut not for Pat
Consider this just a test case,
ReplyDeleteSomething to keep us all in our place.
More to this there might be,
But be careful of the prudent wait and see.
Looks like their calling in the dough.
The question is who are "they" though?
Take a closer look and maybe you'll see,
It's the devils they say, it wouldn't surprise me.
Great post.
Seems like your joking, but you seem to know the most.
It's important to watch and wait,
But never ever take their bait.
For poison you it certainly will,
While only giving them the smallest thrill.
Wow nice retort
DeleteHere at my court
And yeah I put a bit of a fun spin on it
But it is some serious umm spit
They I wish I knew
Then they'd get a kick in the gazoo
Have to watch indeed
And all should take heed
Mine is in my sock!
ReplyDeletehaha the smell
DeleteWill keep people from stealing at you cell
Not bad, I like the style you made the rhymes :-)
ReplyDeleteI rhyme away
DeleteEach and every day
I keep hearing about 'the big bank theory'. The theory goes something like this. First of all, become the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of a big bank and get rewarded for incompetence, whilst your millions of loyal customers are thinking about such trivial things like, will they have a roof over their heads, a job tomorrow, or food on the table. And to top it off, as a CEO, you will get a nice hefty bonus, at the end of the year, for a job not well done. Great stuff! A bonus for buffoonery. An incentive for idiocy. And when you become the epitome of incompetence, it gets even better. Apparently you morph into a 'Fat Cat'. What's that you say? It aint no theory, it's fact ? Say it aint so......
ReplyDeleteMy human is going to hide money in his mattress so he has something to fall back on....
Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
Well comparing them to a feline
DeleteIsn't divine
Even a fat cat
Beats such a gnat
You are very correct
The more the neglect
The more the buffoons make
Just more take take take
A wise dog
No wonder you rule your blog
Ha, yes I agree
ReplyDeletemattresses are not bad
when interest rates are sad
a mattress is the place to be.
Yep hide it there
DeleteAnd hope none are aware
Banks are heartless
ReplyDeleteBanks are slime
Yet rob a bank, you're charged with crime
But they rob us
Day after day
And pay no price
To have their way
My bitterness continues to mount
Since I can't afford a swiss account
So what to do, except stay poor?
Until banks rule the world no more
For now I'll end my rant at your shore.
xoRobyn
Such a fun rant and oh so true
DeleteThey can steal each day from you
But the other way around
Behind bars you are found
I guess they don't use a gun
But still take the money and run
Or waddle I suppose
As fast as their fat arse goes
Hi Y'all,
ReplyDeleteI know my Humans have been closely watching the goings on in Europe and most recently Cyprus, but I didn't know cats were following it too.
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Yep the cats are following as well
DeleteHave to watch as humans make everything go to hell
Nothing can be finah
ReplyDeletethan to be in hock to China.
OMG, what am I saying?
To the Red Chinese
we may be paying.
But, if Beijing wants to be smart
they'll send more TVs to Walmart.
Where rednecks can be proud
of their mullets and their fart clouds.
Know the way to a redneck heart
DeleteA mullet and a fart
Could really keep them under their thumb
If they sent some moonshine tasting chewing gum
Most say it could never happen here
ReplyDeletebut it's possible, I fear.
It isn't too far a cry from over spending now
and then raising our taxes as big as a cow.
They'll do anything to not cut their spending
and want the normal folks to cover their bills that are pending.
It's like now calling taxes 'revenue' here
like we don't know it's the same thing, I fear.
Yeah that it is
DeletePossible with their greed ridden biz
Have to keep that huge car
And those golf games near and far
I really doubt that they would do that here. Tax hikes and spending cuts yeah, but millions of bank runs in America would lead to a bigger disaster than a debt crisis.
ReplyDeleteTrue sense there is so many more
DeleteIt might be a tough sell at any other shore
the mattress may be the place indeed
ReplyDeletebut, will the Princess and the Pea
get any rest, while laying on her nest
when all she wants is save for some tea...
Probably not
DeleteRest takes a whole lot
And isn't the time
For such a tea chime
Hahaha! That reminds us of what Oui Oui did to our mom's bed. She dug holes all the way through from the bottom and the springs (and Oui Oui) came through the top. The mom had to sleep across the bed shaped like an "L" until she could get a new mattress.
ReplyDeleteLOL wow Oui Oui is talented at your sea
DeleteDigging through a bed must have gave her glee
And the mom muscle cramps!
Deletelol oh those cramps suck
DeleteNot to mention mattresses cost more than a buck
Oh banks,
ReplyDeleteNo thanks,
They deserve
Some spanks.
That they do
DeleteAnd a kick to the gazoo
The main issue with Greece is they have no separation of Church and state. I dated someone from Greece and she had to sit through sermons, religious classes instead of maths and science. Their political system is really corrupt as is the churches involvement in it.No one pays tax, the rich don't. In England, my country, if the companies that owed taxes actually paid what they owed the national debt would be wiped out just from one years worth of taxes.
ReplyDeleteI love that quote from Elizabeth Warren in America, she was elected to 'go after the banks', something she is doing right now. She made a speech about the rich paying their tax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htX2usfqMEs
Its America but the idea of us all belonging to a social contract, that we thrive when we help each other stands for everyone everywhere.
Yeah the stupid rich getting away
DeleteWith not paying at their bay
If they would
Sounds like much would get done in ones hood