Have to wait and see who this could be!
So you know the cat likes to pester and can be a patience tester. It is so fun to annoy and it brings the cat joy. You humans are so fun to take on, falling for all my tricks at your lawn. But the cat will never give those away. Instead he will show off your petty ways to annoy today.
So you want to annoy?
Here is a ploy,
Or maybe ten,
To make it happen at your den.
Simply ask all to prove it.
Should be fun for a bit.
My name is Pat,
Prove it, is what you shout at your mat.
When getting out of an elevator next time,
Commit a terrible crime.
Hit all the buttons and run.
That would be such fun.
Need to use the laundry mat?
Here is a tip from the cat.
Use a seperate dryer for each of your socks.
That will get some gawks.
Pretend you are at a loss,
To every person you come across.
Ask them what gender they are.
That will annoy by far.
End everything you say,
Each time at your bay,
With whoopdi friggin doo.
Or just go achoo.
Whenever anyone says hi,
Look to the sky.
Bark like a mutt,
Just don't sniff their butt.
Call your family collect.
That is something they won't expect.
They don't pick up, oh well.
Save money on your cell.
Pick a song,
That will make all sing along.
Such as the one below,
That I just have to show.
This is the song that never ends,
It goes on and on my friends.
Some people, now it's stuck in your head.
I love causing such dread.
Or the wheels on the bus for round and round,
Round and round, round and round.
I think I have proved once more my case.
Have fun singing that all over the place.
Develop an unnatural fear,
And even throw in a tear,
Or a big scary pen.
Although you might end up in the loony den.
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
That can do no wrong.
You'll get told to shut up,
Or hit with a coffee cup.
Go to a poetry affair,
At some far off lair,
And ask why they all don't rhyme.
Warning, you may get struck down in your prime.
And last but not least,
Inform all you meet from west to east,
That they only exist in your mind.
Then at least you wouldn't have to be kind.
There are a ton more but I'd go on forever at my shore. Of course I could also annoy that way. Oh such fun I have at my bay. Maybe I'll have to do an annoying part two here at my zoo. Of course there is also that annoying singing wall bass. I just want to strike that down with my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.