Monday, March 11, 2013

With A Mind Of Dung Comes Ho And Gung!

 Have to wait and see who this could be!

I was out and about at my sea and the cat once more ran into these idiots under some tree. They were standing there chasing some rabbits around. Ho was even on the ground chasing one like a hound. It was quite the sight to see. Actually, maybe not, but I will describe it for thee.

"Ho, why don't these rabbits give up their chocolate habits?"

"I guess they have to save them for commercial use. But if they don't give us some soon, I will make them suffer chocolate abuse."

The pair gave each other a stare and then gave me an hateful glare. I sat all smug and they went back to crawling around like a bug. Yeah, both of them were now on the ground. Gung makes for one pretty huge hound. Even a Great Dane has nothing on him. Although a weiner dog would make Ho grim.

"Why did who ever created Easter pick a rabbit, Ho? That is surely something I want to know."

"Yeah Gung, it does seem strange. With all the animals out on the range. They picked the one to give chocolate away that has shit the same size as the chocolate on display."

"Umm Ho, how are we going to know?"

"Know what? Oh you mean if it is chocolate or shit that comes out their butt?"

Boy, were these two dumb. They must have had some pretty strong rum. But they can amuse I suppose until they get eaten by killer crows. What? One can dream. I'm sure though they will never lose steam. By now Gung had the bright idea to climb the tree, proving even more he is not the brightest bulb at any sea.

"Ho, I know. I will watch how they glow. I will climb this tree and if they glimmer from afar, it will be chocolate that I see."

"Perfect thought, Gung. Then you can tell me which is chocolate and which is dung."

Now he was up on a branch looking down at their little bunny ranch. I knew what was going to come due even before his tree climbing view. For the branch began to crack and he fell to the ground, giving the rabbits a heart attack.

"Gung, are you alright? Did you catch any chocolate glimmers in your sight?

"Ho, I can officially say that here on this day, all we found was a pile of shit. Now I must go rinse and spit."

Gung pulled his face from the ground and nothing but brown spots were found. He sure scared those rabbits a ton. He looked so nasty my OCD had me ready to run. But the two went the other way, yapping about Easter for the rest of the day.

"Easter needs to have an Easter Moose."

"Hell Gung, I'd even take a goose."

"A camel might be nice. They could hold lots of spice."

"A zebra too. At least they'd have black and white poo."

"Is it that color, Ho? That is something I would also like to know."

So the cat has reframed from such a topic at his place. He can not help it if those two have such an embrace. He just told the tale that came to pass. They sure gave the rabbits more than gas. I think they need to join Drazin on the short bus to class. Next time I'll save them the trouble and send them a pringle can filled with stuff from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

93 comments:

  1. Them kids be drunk.
    Drunk lids be dumb.
    Ain't nobody got time for dumb kids.

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    1. They sure are drunk
      Always in a funk

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    1. Sadly number 2
      But you beat Hank at my zoo

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  3. Think, an Easter other than a rabbit?
    Wonder if that can really cause a stir
    Other varied choices as Pat had put it
    But then it'll not be the same Easter!

    Hank

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    1. Hank forgot to set his clock
      He got stranded at the dock

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    2. Yeah it would cause a fuss
      Some may even cuss

      That time change must be getting to him
      As now getting here is grim

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    3. Up very early,all are getting wise
      But the #1 today might not realize
      No elation
      For having won
      Humbled all the regulars, no dice!

      Hank


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    4. Yeah first time
      He got a number one chime
      And didn't even brag
      Maybe he ws hit by jetlag

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  4. Chocolate drops is why the rabbits were chosen!

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    1. Still comparing the two
      Is rather eww

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  5. There could be an Easter Ant
    Chocolate then would be so scant
    How about an Easter fish
    To flop around in your dish
    Let's hear it for the Easter rat
    Plump and pleasing to each cat
    Why leave chocolate, be more subtle
    How about ice cream, in a puddle
    Or maybe tofu, that's nutritious
    Smack the lips tiz real delicious


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    1. Blah to ice cream at my sea
      MNasty anything dairy
      Or that you can't chew
      So the cat may be fine with tofu
      But the rat for him
      Would be less grim

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  6. You sure do see a lot of odd balls at your sea I see!!

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    1. You have no idea at all
      Wait until part eleven comes due at my hall

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  7. Rabbits are fertile
    as we all know
    and therefor were
    chosen to give Easter
    a go.

    For times once upon
    the pagans did go
    to worship a goddess
    and shagged to and fro.

    Much fun was had
    in plowing those
    fields long ago
    when eggs lay ripe
    plundered and sown
    by mere mortal men
    on women whose children
    they bore.

    The Church intervened
    and now fun can be
    had by eating chocolate
    eggs dropped by bunnies
    how sad.


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    1. You are finally back
      Here at my shack
      About time
      LOL that is such a crime

      But history lessons are grand
      And the old humpty hump is fine in my land
      Of course being snip snip
      All the cat can do is get a good grip

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    2. I'll be around for the next week or so and then piss off again!

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    3. A whole week
      I guess I'll have to do something to send you up the creek

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  8. i would hate to see the size of chocolate that comes out an easter moose, dont think i would eat anything that came out his caboose, is it syrup if its loose? ooo gross, be your OCD is on overload, and me, i am laughing about to explode...

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    1. LOL oh that is so nasty it had to come from you
      But very funny too
      Although keep such syrup from my view
      Bet your twin is going to be shaking her head upon a view

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    2. He does hang with kids all day
      So that could lead to his moose display

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    3. He had improved in recent days
      but digression set in on this Monday.
      ha.

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    4. haha Gung and Ho
      Can do that when given a go

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  9. I don't know where those rabbits keep the chocolate, but I've squeezed and squashed an awful lot of them and all that comes out is blood. It's no fair!

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    1. It's a mystery I suppose
      Maybe they have it hidden in magic toes

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  10. "Then you can tell me which is chocolate and which is dung."

    Hooray for my new Motto!!!!! Since I love chocolate and I can't eat chocolate, see why your line, is so helpful to me??!!??!!???

    LOL!

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    1. LOL I suppose it could help
      Either way you won't yelp

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  11. Now the cat is going to send a Pringle can of poo to Gung and Ho? Is no one safe??

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    1. No one is safe at all
      Haven't you learned that yet at my hall

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  12. Rabbits and Easter - never saw the connection
    But I do love to have a large chocolate collection
    So the question is one I always beg
    But one thing I DO know - all candy is better when in the shape of an egg

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    1. Yeah the connection seems bare
      As well at my lair
      But Anne did give an explanation too
      And as an egg, I agree with you

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  13. I'm all for an Easter Moose- one that poops jelly beans!

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    1. Well at least you could tell
      Which is which unless it ate lots of veggies before out they fell

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  14. I get colored easter bunnies every year from this local chocolate company. My favorite is a big ass green chocolate bunny. The pink ones are pretty good too.

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    1. Different colors work too
      Then one can distinguish between the other stuff at their zoo

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  15. I got a mini-chocolate rabbit for one basket this year (only one of the kids likes them).

    Now if there were chocolate zebras...well, everyone might have gotten one just because of the wow factor.

    And thanks for the visual on the bunnypoo... I may never think of chocolate rabbits the same again. Or the jelly beans, thanks to the comment a little above mine. ;)

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    1. LOL jelly beans and chocolate rabbits ruined today
      Sorry for the brain display
      But only one is on me
      And yeah chocolate rabbits aren't liked much by at my sea

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  16. Yikes! I may never be Gung Ho again!

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    1. Well that may be the way to be
      As they hang from the crazy tree

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  17. OMG! Easter's coming... Thanks for the reminder, cat. I've got to get some chocolate bunnies. But no peeps. :P <3

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    1. haha glad I could remind
      And only of chocolate and not other stuff one leaves behind

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  18. I am actually perplexed with the connection of Easter & bunnies but I will not refuse chocolates (not pringles can)

    Happy Monday Pat ~

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    1. Yeah it is quiote the thing
      But has caught on at every wing
      The cat wouldn't send a pringle can to your land
      At least one only filled with sand

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  19. Yikes. What modern useage does to old phrases.

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    1. Yep can sure twist and turn
      Making one suffer brain burn

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  20. All I know is now I want a chocolate bunny, but I don't see that happening today, so now my day won't be sunny, except it is supposed to be 17 degrees warmer today than we usually get, so that might help me to forget, that bunny I want.

    I don't know why they picked rabbits either; weird.

    betty

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    1. Well having weather like that
      I'd take over chocolate any day at my mat
      And yeah weird indeed
      But it spread when one planted a seed

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  21. "Easter needs to have an Easter Moose."

    "Hell Gung, I'd even take a goose."

    Or "mousse" for that matter. A chocolate mousse, better than the latter.

    You'd take a "goose".

    No Gary, no innuendoes
    Psst..Penny is better at doing prose! LOL and ha ha! :)

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    1. haha Penny does grand
      Here in my land
      But innuendo is allowed
      As it seems to draw a crowd

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  22. I love this rhyme, in fact, it always cheers me up when Gung and Ho join your rhyming act! Love it Pat!

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    1. They sure are something
      With their dunce ring

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  23. Gung and Ho, they need a lesson;
    Rabbits don't spurt chocolate when they're messing.
    Nope, check it close, and you'll see what I mean;
    That poop pellet is a naked jelly bean.

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    1. That is still a fright
      Have to hold it under the light
      Or squeeze good and tight
      Then find out what it is you just might

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  24. Hmmmmm...I vote for chocolate moose!

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    1. Everyone likes the moose
      Guess it beats a goose

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  25. I prefer white chocolate at my pad. But then again, are those made by albino rabbits? I may have to rethink my love for chocolate now...

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    1. Chocolate gets no love from me
      But yeah may need to be rethought by thee

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  26. orlin N cassie...de easter mooze iz 856 bazillion times better than a stoooooooooooopid easter roozter....

    werd....

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    1. The easter moose has your vote too
      I think it is unanimous at my zoo

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  27. Rabbit poo is the best, most logical answer. A farm friend of ours raised rabbits commercially, sold the poo for manure. They look just like chocolate chips.

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    1. hahaha so I guess
      From their mess
      One can easily assume
      Chocolate isn't what is in bloom

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  28. When eating chocolate eggs this Easter...
    Watch out or you'll get a fat kiester.
    Now you say they're like rabbit poo?
    Ohhhhhhh, yuck!!
    Who knew?

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    1. Yeah better to avoid
      Whether or not one is paranoid
      For at least
      Ones kiester won't look like the back of a huge beast

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  29. LOL I'll take the chocolate and not the poo.

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    1. But it can be fun to throw
      In a pringle can don't you know

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  30. I never understand well all the thing, bunnies,Easter and chocolate but really dont worry me, I love the bunnies and chocolate and I celebrate Easter of course LOL

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    1. Yeah don't need to understand why
      To have fun under your sky

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    2. yeah! We cant understand all LOL

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    3. The cat cat pretend
      He understands every trend

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  31. Hi Y'all!

    BOL! Love it!

    Thanks for stoppin' and followin'. I followed you back.

    Y'all come back now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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    1. haha glad I got a bark
      As it hit the mark

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  32. Hi Pat! You have one heck of a creative mind, for back and white poo would be an interesting find.

    Madison:-)

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    1. Nice rhyme too
      And I try and be creative at my zoo

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  33. Pringle cans and poo, Ok this is the next great diet!

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    1. haha not sure about that
      But the empty cans do hold litter waste well at my mat

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  34. I love chocolate rabbits -- the solid kind!
    Once a year, what the heck!!

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    1. Yeah once a year is grand
      At any land

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  35. The bunny ranch seems like a cool place to live.

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    1. Except have to watch where you step about
      Or could give a shout

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  36. Uh ho, we never thought the chocolate Easter bunnies might not be chocolate! Its another thing to worry about!

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    1. Yep one has to worry about that
      Just avoid if it smells like the litter box at your mat

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  37. Easter bunnies came from Germany if I remember right. Some of kind of borrowed pagan tradition like many we stole and injected into Christmas. Pagans knew how to have a good time.

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    1. That they seemed to
      And now I know at my zoo

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  38. I think I've just been cured of being a chocoholic. :P

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    1. Damn I'm good
      Be a diet guru I should

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  39. haha- they need to put all the Easter rabbits on a diet for sure! I think you're the man for the job :)

    PS - my title post today rhymed! I thought of you.

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    1. Sure I could help out
      And thinking of me with a rhyming shout
      How nice
      I'll send some mice

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  40. hahaha so true, I thought about this whole bunny business before and I agree with them, chocolate and bunny poop just looks so similar.

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    1. Yeah they don't mix
      Stinkin poop tricks

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  41. Well, I suppose an Easter Moose still beats an Easter noose. :)

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    1. That is sure true
      No hanging at my zoo

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