Each month at my sea,
You have seen something new from me.
Or rather Pat,
As he puts his name on the hard work of the cat.
Each month we add a book,
To our little nook.
And with Drazin in one,
The bottom of the barrel seemed fun.
So what may delight some,
As Brian has given such a hum,
That Tarsier Man should be on display.
It now sadly comes to pass at my bay.
Not only does this eye popping loon,
Who's nothing but an overgrown baboon,
Get a theme song as well,
But now he has books at my cell.
Notice the plural there?
For it isn't a typical day at my lair.
Not one, not even two.
No, this nut gets three releases at my zoo.
Tarsier Man's fame is on the rise,
Even with his stupid disguise.
Who cares what a monkey looks like anyway?
But yeah, nice of him to cover up his bug eyed display.
Now without further adieu,
Here are three new books at my zoo.
One even has versions of Cassie and I,
Fighting some blubber lip mime guy.
Scary nipples of the dark knight?
A blubber lip mime in sight?
And a guy with his undies in a bunch?
Boy, this loon is really out to lunch.
A rump on display?
A jingle man has a bad day?
Tarsier Man pulling a Lethal Weapon 2?
This nut surely belongs in a zoo.
For more fear.
A dead toad?
Mail by the load?
A psycho mailman?
How can any be a fan?
For even more fear.
Oh and did I mention since it is a dVerse day, I'll be nice and the first one is FREE at my bay. Yeah, all because of dVerse, not because the nut needs all the help he can get and makes me curse. Be nice too and leave a review!
Now was that not a big day for the loon at my bay? And Pat even has more coming to add to Tarsier Man's theme song humming. The cat is never getting rid of him and I thought Drazin stopping by was grim. This is too much for the cat. I'll go bite Pat. Tarsier Man and Zombie Man are two new added to the superhero class. Who knows what will come next from my super little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.