Monday, April 29, 2013

A Yex Of A Hex!

Did you think I would use Yonkers to drive you bonkers? The cat doesn't what to get lost there, I'm sure what I just did a few are aware. Anyway, I will yex for my Y. Actually only one of the things it implies is done by this guy. Err umm cat, but you knew that.

Have you yexed today?
I bet you have at you bay.
At least in one way,
I hope not in one of the meanings at play.

You yexed just there.
My what a nice breakfast you had at your lair.
What is that I smell?
I beat it went down swell.

Or maybe not,
You are yexing a lot.
You sound like a goose,
Or a dying moose.

Boy, I hate yexing like that.
Can hurt too as you jiggle some fat.
Could be hours before you are yexed out.
No matter if you swear and shout.

That yexing is finally done,
Such yexing is no fun.
Did you just yex on me?
I will yex back at thee.

But I have good aim.
I'll yex my germs on you all the same.
And yex right in your eye.
It will look like you are passing a cry.

When really you'll cry another way,
For the yex I sent into the fray.
But with that yex you'll yex some more.
Did you know you yex when you talk and snore?

Did you know you snore?
Thankfully we are passed that at my shore,
No need for any wild calls,
Gracing my halls.

Have you had it with the yexing yet?
The mind of a few went to the gutter I bet.
 (Right here the power went out as I wrote,
I guess the hex of the yex got a vote.)

But you shall not stay,
Now in the gutter and play.
Unless you go all urban at your sea,
Then yex becomes kinky.

For the Middle English yexing I will spit,
Yexing I may hiccup a bit.
Yexing may also bring a belch to light,
Yex away into that dark night.

Now you should know what yexing is at you show. What, you are still confused? Well belch, spit and hiccup and you may feel less abused. For that is what yexing is class. Now you know a new word thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. Unstoppable as of late
      #1 is your fate

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  2. Maybe we should just cleanse the yex right out of ourselves. My Hubs was snoring away last night... sounds like he got the yex hex put on him.

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    1. Sure you can find some herbs to do the trick
      And yex away the yex rather slick

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  3. No 2, o I yexed when I spit the other day, good to know

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    1. Rinse and spit
      For some yexing shit haha

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  4. heh..yex, you make it sound like
    something it rhymes with,
    only withe self, but just for you
    i'll yex, what the hex

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    1. Don't want to go to the gutter today?
      Never stopped you any other time at my bay haha

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  5. Yexing in public is not polite
    To others that shows no delight
    To vex in private, that's OK
    To be specific, VEX at your bay.

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    1. I mean "yex..." not vex .... but that might work too. :)
      Mex ...tex....sex...lex...nex Take your pick

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    2. Haha vex can work as well
      You just went all to hell lol
      As y and v are far away
      Unless you have a different keyboard at your bay

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    3. Well, I got one out of three
      My keyboard's from the sea
      Fished out by a QT miss
      Left over from Atlantis

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    4. Could sell that on ebay
      And make quite the dough your way

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  6. The urban dictionary says yex is a hybrid between "yes" and "sex". So, imagine screamin' YEX, YEX, YEX in the heat of passion!!!!

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    1. Hmmm could just make your partner think they are so good
      That you just can't be understood lol

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    1. I though it was 69
      But then I am a snip snip feline

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    2. Don't remind me of snip snip.
      It kind of makes me flip.

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    3. haha afraid it could happen to you?
      At your grumpy zoo

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  8. learned something new! it is really fun to say as well.

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  9. I'm starting to get a yexing suspicion that you and Suess may be of the same bloodline.

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    1. Hmmm you just never know
      Here at my show

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  10. Yex of a hex
    The heck of a yelp
    Going for a yarn
    Not a wild one
    It is a yawn
    Yikes! cut it short
    Just take snorts
    Yex on the eyes
    It brings tears
    Making an exit
    For the Mr Fix-it!

    Hank

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    1. A yawn and cry
      Come from each eye
      What yexing can do
      To poor little old you haha

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  11. It's what you say when she agrees to have sex with you!

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  12. I wonder what a yexing yak would cough up?

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    1. Hmmm maybe a golden spitball
      Still might be germy and all

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    1. Happens all the time here
      With only my left hand to type I fear

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  14. That's the first time the word Yex has ever been seen by me
    I always learn something new visiting here for free
    My breakfast from this morning is causing me to yex a bit
    But not bad enough to where I feel like the pits

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    1. Must have went down the wrong hole
      Or nasty as a whole
      And maybe i should charge
      For all this new stuff at my barge

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    2. Well in that case I hope you offer coupons
      Or we could all go in together by using Groupon

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    3. Coupons you say?
      Hmm less money I'd have to pay
      Just make sure they don't expire
      Groupon is also quite the empire

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  15. A whole new vocabulary I'm learning,
    To use these words I m not burning.
    Trying to broaden the scope of my life
    But still hoping to have very little strife.

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    1. Well living in such a place
      Shouldn't bring to much strife for you to embrace
      So you have that
      Making me a jealous cat haha

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  16. My cat yexed on my head as I tried to sleep in my bed. The hours were wee, somewhere around three. He wanted to eat, but I sent him out to the street. Three is just too early for this tired girly.

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    1. When you want a snack
      Doesn't matter what time it is to a cat at any shack haha

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  17. I love not only that this is a new word, but also one I can use as a vulgar comedy writer. "Yex" is so much more appropriate (and hilarious sounding) than learning something like, say, "lugubrious."

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    1. Yeah yex can sure be used a ton
      To give quite the comedy run

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  18. Yexing sounds like it could be a bit painful or annoying? :)

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    1. Both certainly fit
      When you yex you prob aren't going to be a hit

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  19. Always learn something *new,* around the Cat!!!

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    1. Sometimes it is useful, sometimes not
      But always fun at my plot

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  20. Yex, now that is something totally out of left field,especially for this gal, who sticks with her cliches :)

    Lucy from Lucy's Reality

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    1. haha left field is the cat's home
      Where he likes to roam

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  21. Your yexing is vexing
    me at this time
    of day.

    My english
    not so middle
    but modern
    I might say.

    So belch,
    spit, and hiccup
    I'll do and
    maybe throw in
    a fart or two.

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    1. hahaha the gas
      Can sure come out my rhyming ass
      And no other word will do
      So away it will flow at my zoo

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  22. One should not pursue yexting while sexting!

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    1. Yeah that wouldn't be a good sight
      Turn out to be a fright haha

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  23. This is so perplexing,
    what with all this yexing...

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    1. It is just a yex that's all
      With the writing on the wall

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  24. What is more to fear? A hex?

    Or a t-rex?

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    1. A trex I'd say
      Those bones could do you away

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  25. Yexing? I just read about yawping at another pad. Lot's of funny "y" things to do. Except I don't think I'd try yexing and yawping at the same time!

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    1. Yexing and yawping as one
      Could be fun to watch under ones sun

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  26. Always learning something new from you. No yexing over here though..lol

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  27. This post has given me a new word to my English language. When out I shall tell tales of my yex and everybody will look at me vexed. Creative approach for sure Pat, not what I was expecting from y, I guarantee that.

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    1. Yeah something new
      I always try and do at my zoo

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    1. haha seems to be
      As one can yex with glee

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  29. When reading this, I thought, "I ne'er yex.
    I bet he's talking about having sex."
    Then I hiccuped and you taught
    That yexing I do, and do it a lot.

    PS But belch and spit? Of course not.

    xoRobyn

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    1. Not quite that flirty
      Yexing is more dirty
      Hate the hiccup crap
      They can hurt when they begin to flap

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  30. orlin N cassie...uz boys like ta yex all de time N dont let dai$y fool ya coz we haz hurd N seen her due it two....

    we iz just WAY happee ya dinna go de math route with this... like if Y iz equal ta X and X iz de naybor or E wear in da ba jezuz iz Godzilla when ya want him ta roast yur math book....

    :)

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    1. haha yeah we both do it too
      No matter how much Cassie pretends not to
      Yeah math can be trouble
      We avoid that on the double

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  31. Yexing! That is epic. It should totally be in the yexctionary.

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  32. Yexing is not something you will see from this lady.
    Oh no, I would never do something so shady. At least not in public :)

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    1. haha yeah behind a closed door
      You yex at your shore

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  33. Will surely get some strange looks
    and some neck crooks
    if I use the word yex
    as my vocabulary I flex.
    hahaha.

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    1. hha well you used bloody hell and wanker
      Yex could be used to confuse a banker

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  34. I've never heard of the word yexing
    so, found it a bit perplexing
    I would not enjoy such a hex
    trying to get rid of hiccups
    can be a vexing dilemma
    drinking cold water from a cup
    heard it was a cure, but not for sure
    holding my breath, for 30 secs
    trying to get rid of that awful hex
    I guess we all do some yexing
    from time to time..

    the cat pulled a new word from his magic hat now we all know at his mat..










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    1. That I did
      And none of those so called cure should be given a bid
      Don't work at all
      Here at my hall

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  35. You'll yodel at a yexing yellow yak.

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    1. Or get confused
      As my ears feel abused

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  36. I've learned a new word
    The fun never ends
    To 'YEX' I shall turn
    My next 'Words With Friends'

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    1. haha it can be grand
      To make a stand
      And win the day
      On words with friends at ones bay
      Payback for your Qi one
      Which helped me win a ton

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  37. I'm going to try yexing my hubby tonight. :D

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    1. Good luck with that
      There at your mat

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  38. If you yex in the woods
    But no one is there to bear you looks
    Does the yex make a sound
    Or is it as silent as a dead hound?

    *unofficial comment sent from iVacation. (;

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    1. Even commenting on vacation
      That is dedication
      And hmmm it would still be there
      At least to a bear

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  39. That's the thing about a yex,
    it always tends to vex,
    regardless of the specs that give it form.
    Sometimes it's loud,
    even in a crowd,
    but no one really knows if that's the norm.
    Other times it's messy,
    like a diarrheic bessie.
    Best to watch your step out in that field.
    If you're not into farming,
    a yex can still be charming,
    all you do is drop your pants and yield.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Damn that isn't a promising sight
      Bessie could cause a fright
      With a pattie big and round
      I'll stick to walking on solid ground

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  40. I have to say you something dear cat IM REALLY EXAUSTED WITH ALL THESE A,B,c etc. is not you, is me LOL

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    1. haha only one more
      And just you wait until tomorrow at my shore

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  41. Yikes and Yonkers
    New York state has such plonkers
    Yep and Yippee
    It's plain to see
    Yowser and yappy
    My happy chappy
    This alphabet stuff
    I've had enough!

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    1. Yeah it is almost done
      Then back to a random run
      Meaning my break is over at my sea
      At least I get a break one month a year with the a to z

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  42. Ha, I think people should get a handle on yexing
    it definitely seems to be quite perplexing!

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    1. Yeah that they should
      Not quite as dull as wood

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  43. Yes, I did learn a new word today!

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    1. Glad I could help out
      With my Yex shout

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  44. It's allergy season
    And that's the reason!

    Love learning new things
    And wanted to say thanks.

    The comments you make daily
    on my blog, is so appreciated!

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    1. That could be true
      With the pollen causing a sniffle or two
      No problem at all
      Enjoy your hall

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  45. All the honkers in Yonkers drives me bonkers! Oh wait! That's Manhattan, I've never been to Yonkers. But I bet their cabbies honk just as much as the ones in Manhattan.

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    1. Yeah I bet they do too
      That is all they do at any NY zoo

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  46. I had to look this up, at first I thought you had made up another word. :P

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    1. Made you look
      So fun to do at my nook

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  47. Yex - scary plex
    for dudes and gals
    let's get it wax
    for it's reflex
    of thirsty pax

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    1. Wax away
      Just keep it from my bay
      As that does sting
      With its ring

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  48. looks like you've had fun with this project

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  49. How much I hate
    That I'm always late
    Guess I had to yex
    When I saw my ex

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    1. Late to my gate
      Is always your fate
      But yeah to that trait
      I've done at my plate

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  50. Hmmm, you think one day I might be first?
    Probably just made you yex the worst.
    Well, I can dream, can't I?
    Just like tring to fly!

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    1. hahaha you just never know
      You could one day at my show

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