The cat noticed the gender in the name as the idea for X came. I mean with the new X-men movie being done. For X I have to have an X-men run. I guess X-women is too long to use. So they gender abuse. Just had to point that out, now let's see how many I can recall and give a shout.
Wolverine is tops,
Being Canadian he shows up those RCMP cops.
Next comes Beast,
Who can give a quote feast.
Then Cyclops the boy scout.
Hunting Mr. Sinister, no doubt.
Trying to avoid an Apocalypse from coming due,
Along with Cable and his time traveling crew.
Bishop may join in,
Allowing them to Forge a win.
Or he may go Rogue on them all,
Watching Kitty phase through a wall.
That would be a Gambit,
As Colossus could have a fit.
Proving what a Juggernaut he can be.
Unlike Toad who is just creepy.
A Storm could surely arise,
From a Jubilee full of lies.
With the Pheonix giving cries,
Fighting Magneto may be more wise.
Or maybe hunting a Sabertooth,
While avoiding the Iceman booth.
Watching the sky for an Arch Angel too,
Unless a Nightcrawler is after you.
Then scream like a Banshee and run.
Psylocke may think you're fun.
That would be a Longshot.
Just blame Morph for the whole lot.
Mystique you could be as well.
Emma Frost may send you to hell.
Callisto could beat you with a stick.
Miss Marvel could hit you like a brick.
Quicksilver you will have to be,
Or a Deadpool may form around thee.
Leaving you Omega Red,
After the Silver Samuria chopped off your head.
But he is a Nimrod.
So just stare at Dazzler's bod.
Hopefully Multiple Man won't take offense.
Havok could ensue if he is dense.
Wasn't I Uncanny today?
Of course in an Evolution type way.
Looking at me like a mutant are you?
Maybe an Xavier brain wipe is due.
There we go, went all geek at my show. Pat made the cat do that. Many might know two at my mat. But it had to be done. Besides Xena is dead under her sun.Oops, was that a spoiler for you? Damn, the things I do at my zoo. This was X-men First Class from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.