Saturday, April 27, 2013

I Guess Women Don't Count Or At Least X Amount!

The cat noticed the gender in the name as the idea for X came. I mean with the new X-men movie being done. For X I have to have an X-men run. I guess X-women is too long to use. So they gender abuse. Just had to point that out, now let's see how many I can recall and give a shout.

Wolverine is tops,
Being Canadian he shows up those RCMP cops.
Next comes Beast,
Who can give a quote feast.

Then Cyclops the boy scout.
Hunting Mr. Sinister, no doubt.
Trying to avoid an Apocalypse from coming due,
Along with Cable and his time traveling crew.

Bishop may join in,
Allowing them to Forge a win.
Or he may go Rogue on them all,
Watching Kitty phase through a wall.

That would be a Gambit,
As Colossus could have a fit.
Proving what a Juggernaut he can be.
Unlike Toad who is just creepy.

A Storm could surely arise,
From a Jubilee full of lies.
With the Pheonix giving cries,
Fighting Magneto may be more wise.

Or maybe hunting a Sabertooth,
While avoiding the Iceman booth.
Watching the sky for an Arch Angel too,
Unless a Nightcrawler is after you.

Then scream like a Banshee and run.
Psylocke may think you're fun.
That would be a Longshot.
Just blame Morph for the whole lot.

Mystique you could be as well.
Emma Frost may send you to hell.
Callisto could beat you with a stick.
Miss Marvel could hit you like a brick.

Quicksilver you will have to be,
Or a Deadpool may form around thee.
Leaving you Omega Red,
After the Silver Samuria chopped off your head.

But he is a Nimrod.
So just stare at Dazzler's bod.
Hopefully Multiple Man won't take offense.
Havok could ensue if he is dense.

Wasn't I Uncanny today?
Of course in an Evolution type way.
Looking at me like a mutant are you?
Maybe an Xavier brain wipe is due.

There we go, went all geek at my show. Pat made the cat do that. Many might know two at my mat. But it had to be done. Besides Xena is dead under her sun.Oops, was that a spoiler for you? Damn, the things I do at my zoo. This was X-men First Class from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

86 comments:

  1. Always loved the X-People, I mean X-men!

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    1. Yep some of the best
      Passing the superhero test

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  2. Never seen the X men and probably never will. The A - Z is almost over.... Can't wait to see what Z will be.

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    1. Geez not a one
      You are no fun lol
      But yeah Z will scare
      Many may swear

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  3. Bam No wonder there's a gender gap
    A fool I make if I open my trap
    I don't know Emma frost, the White Queen
    From a fancy new maytag washing machine
    I don't know Dazzler or Omega Red
    But I can sew on buttons with a piece of thread
    I'll leave the freedom fighters to those in the know
    And stick to what I do best at home in my show.

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    1. Well you knew she was the white queen
      There at your scene
      That is at least one
      That you can give a run

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  4. I lost count, but you covered the gambit. Including Gambit!

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    1. Yeah got most all
      Besides the obscure at my hall

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  5. i think they should go for a series of X-cat... wouldn't that be fun...? smiles

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    1. That would be grand
      To do in my land

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  6. nice...i grew up on the xmen...
    cyclops is a wimp...if i had my way
    it would be, Nightcrawler to BAMF with glee,
    colossus,storm & kitty
    & of course the canuck wolvie
    i am a product of the 80s
    but still have quite a few in the box
    in the closet and occassionally turn to it
    hope the movie is good, it should
    past and future will def my dollars lure

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    1. Yep hate that guy
      Wish in the comics he'd die
      And stay dead
      Wolvie could then cause all dread
      And yeah will prob get my dough too
      As back and forth they go at the x-men zoo

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  7. I am probably one of the few people who never saw X-men
    I will see it eventually, I just don't know when
    But since I know Halle Berry is one of the stars
    And yet I still haven't seen it, my brain must be on mars

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    1. They were okay
      But weren't the greatest I say
      Of course three sucked a ton
      Not even worth giving it a run

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  8. Diverse view
    love x-men crew

    powerful skills
    to love, to heal

    short, long
    like to spend time among

    x-women, x-men
    lots of them

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    1. Yep tons around
      To be found
      As the heal away
      And slice through things like hay

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  9. X-citing in every way
    Almost x-istential, I'd say!

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  10. I guess you would have to know the franchise,
    to be in on your little spies.
    X-men or women I do not know at all,
    except for Wolverine, for him I would fall.

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    1. haha well at least you now one
      And the best to that is spun

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  11. Oh oh! Starting a men vs. women war here!!!! ,-)

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    1. LOL bah the cat doesn't care
      He'll tart whatever at his lair

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  12. X always does seem to mark the spot...well, sometimes!

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    1. No X in the litterbox though
      Just plop and go

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  13. Must confess
    At my own behest
    Didn't get to see many
    preferring comedy

    Hank

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    1. Well the second was the best
      You could ignore the rest

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  14. a wonderful x-change of words regarding x-men
    I must say I do like the way that wolverine plays
    he is my favorite of those x-men..but, then again
    I have a thing for wolves, powerful and mystical
    I might like to dance with that wolf..heehee

    X-men or X-women they all have x-cellent powers..to
    take on the world be careful within the swirl
    you may get x-posed by x-ray vision..

    So, that is all I have to say on a sunny day..

    sitting on the dock of the bay
    watching the tide roll away






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    1. Sitting at the dock
      As away you gawk haha
      And yeah my favorite too
      But I'll leave the dancing with him to you

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  15. It is so hard to comment here. Your commenters are all so witty, I despair. I have never seen X-Men but funny we both went on a gender take with X.

    Lucy form Lucy's Reality

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    1. They have been here a while
      So catch on to my style
      Or at least can fake it
      And yeah all gender bit by bit

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  16. No X women
    it seems so
    it must be
    a dream that
    we have two
    in our gene pool.

    Since you have
    the Y why is
    it X-Men and not
    Y-Men?

    Or better yet "Why men?"

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    1. Nice play on the X and Y
      Took me a second to catch on under my sky
      And lol at the why men
      You do need them to get the x at your den

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    2. Hey, I just sent you an email.

      You are one bloody brilliant bastard and I think the world of you.

      This comment will self destruct in five second.....

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    3. hahaha five seconds are up
      The cat will try and not tell your little niceness hiccup haha

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  17. There is a film named X-Woman
    Sadly, they left it in the can
    The film's about a gal named Xena
    Has an operation if you know what I meana..

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    1. Oh yeah, sounds like a winner
      Of course some nuts may call Xena a sinner

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  18. Love those X-Men movies and my favorite is Sabertooth because he's big and hairy, intriguing..and scary. lol

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    1. haha can be a bit wild too
      I that lied by you?

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  19. Maybe there are XX-Women, since women have two x chromosomes. An X-woman would be missing something.

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    1. A delicate balance though
      Ad another X and you get a porn show

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    1. There are some
      Just not acknowledged in the title with its X hum

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  21. Is the blithering on of which you spoke?
    At least they aren't called X-Blokes.
    hahahahaha.

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    1. Yesterday was more of a blither on
      But yeah at least no x blokes grace a lawn

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  22. X is a tricky letter but when it came to Pat struggling I really should have known better, great job!

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    1. Pfft always have something up my sleeve at my sea
      X caused no trouble for me

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  23. Hi Pat! I'm not quite sure how all this works, but I have given you a Liebster Award on my blog! Louise

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  24. So good of you to point out this terrible gender abuse. I'm surprised the X-chics have not rallied to end that ruse.

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    1. One day maybe they will
      The Phoenix could make all feel ill

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  25. Like MyJourney, I've seen none and I'm no fun.
    But Xmen are for the boys
    Girls have Hello Kitty and other joys.

    xoRobyn

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    1. I have seen a Hello Kitty thing though
      Guess I'm just well rounded at my show haha

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  26. The women in X-men are just as tough and you know it, cat!

    Well, okay, Wolverine rocks....

    Pat, I just finished Tune at High Noon and LOVED it!!! What a great job you did. Congrats!!

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    1. Well most of them are
      Some can easily get run down by a car
      Wolverine is the best
      Thanks a ton for the review too and glad it passed the test

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  27. I do enjoy these series and look forward to another one ~
    Wolverine tops it for me, though Xavier is really cool~

    We are having a lovely spring weeknd ~
    Hoping the same on your end ~

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    1. Yeah next one should be fun
      And there is a little sun
      But not much here
      Mostly clouds I fear

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  28. Xavier--why did he have to get blown apart by Jane?!

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    1. Cause the third movie was directed by that Ratner nimrod
      With the mind of a cod

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  29. The xanthippe is going to x-out those x-men for sure. She's has plans to send millions of xiphosurans to attack them. Hell hath no fury and all that stuff, you know?

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    1. Damn they better watch out
      For her to come about

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  30. For the Human these count as cartoons
    And as she wrote before she thinks they're all goons
    Except Wonder Woman and the Woman Who's CAT
    You couldn't get more super than THAT.

    Have a good Caturday!

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    1. haha technically they were comics before cartoons
      But yeah some are sure loony tunes

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  31. Wolverine is a standard hero in this house.

    Most superheroes don't have wives either. Spidey does, I can't think of another. So much for, 'Behind every great man...'

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    1. Stupid Cyclops and Jean Grey
      And the Fantastic Four two at their bay
      But yeah not much else out there
      That I am aware

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  32. Love X Men. When I first saw Xavier's school, my heart melted, because we rarely fit in. I am not saying we are powerful mutants, but it is such an accepting situation I couldn't help but relate to it!
    Great entry, Pat.
    jean! :)

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    1. Yeah the school is grand
      Can relate in any land

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  33. wolverine! favourite x-man and mystique is a great x-woman! only y and z left now.

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    1. Yep Wolverine is the best
      Always passes the test

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    2. Oh Pat I feel exausted with all.these X People:(

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    3. haha tired you out
      At least now you can't scream and shout

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  34. Wow, I really didn't know there were that many X-men. I really enjoy the X-men flicks. Love it!

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  35. I've never seen an X-Men flick,
    but please don't throw that big red brick.
    I'll make amends, I'll watch the movie.
    It can't be bad with beasts like Wolvie.

    VR Barkowski

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    1. Just avoid watching three
      Pitch that one in the sea

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  36. I enjoyed the X-Men flicks. I also liked xena, Warrior Princess until the show got a bit weird. Didn't watch much of the last couple of seasons.

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    1. Yeah got a bit weird there at the end
      Many shows seem to follow that trend

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  37. Deadpool should have talked about more. He doesn't get appreciated enough.

    You do realize he's all messed up thanks to Canadian research. :p

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    1. Yeah he got messed up by us up here
      Should never have came near

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  38. The x-men are some of the best around

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    1. X3 sucked big time
      One big movie crime

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  40. Add me in with the other girls. I haven't seen the X Men movies. I really should though. Keeping up with the Jones in pop culture is where it seems to be. I am sorely lacking there.

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    1. Shame on you
      But yeah they aren't something you need to run out and view

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